The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Chadouken]

Ugh. I asked my daughter if she wanted some Kool-Aid and now there's a giant hole in the wall and Lizzo is in my living room.

[Darc_Requiem]

1 minute ago, Chadouken said:

Ugh. I asked my daughter if she wanted some Kool-Aid and now there's a giant hole in the wall and Lizzo is in my living room.

As his attorney, I'm informing you that my client will be filing a defamation suit. Not only is my client not that rotund. He does not force his employees to do perverse things with exotic dancers, birth canals, and bananas. 👀

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

This guy is gonna get shanked one of these days

 

[Red Rock Candy]

5 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

This guy is gonna get shanked one of these days

 

Why did those black guys flip out over the hand  gestures?  

 

 

 

[iStu X]

[BornWinner]

 

[AriesWarlock]

 Lizzo Responds to Sexual Harassment Lawsuit: ‘I Am Not The Villain’

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvevdf9OTse/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=effb83b3-23e0-477b-aa4e-2ddb2e6ca7fb

 

The singer took to Instagram Wednesday night and clarified that she was not the “villain” in this story and called the last few days “gut-wrenchingly difficult.”

 

“My character has been criticized. Usually, I choose not to respond to false allegations, but these are as unbelievable as they sound and too outrageous to not be addressed. These sensationalized stories are coming from former employees who have already publicly admitted that they were told their behavior on tour was inappropriate and unprofessional,” the singer wrote.

 

“As an artist, I have always been very passionate about what I do. I take my music and my performances seriously because, at the end of the day, I only want to put out the best art that represents me and my fans. With passion comes hard work and high standards. Sometimes I have to make hard decisions, but it’s never been my intention to make anyone feel uncomfortable or like they aren’t valued as an important part of the team,” she wrote.

 

Lizzo claimed that she was not making a statement to be “looked at as a victim” but wanted to clarify that she was no villain.

“I am very open with my sexuality and expressing myself, but I cannot accept or allow people to use that openness to make me out to be something I am not,” Lizzo wrote.

 

“There is nothing I take more seriously than the respect we deserve as women in the world. I know what it feels like to be body shamed on a daily basis and would absolutely never criticize or terminate an employee because of their weight. I’m hurt but I will not let the good work I’ve done in the world be overshadowed by this. I want to thank everyone who has reached out in support to lift me up during this difficult time,” she added.

 

 

 

43 minutes ago, Red Rock Candy said:

Why did those black guys flip out over the hand  gestures?

 

I think they thought they were being marked by a gang.

Edited August 3, 2023 by AriesWarlock

[TheInfernoman]

Here's the fun take:

 

 

[DangerousJ]

Is Giuliani going to be in this?

 

 

 

 

[BornWinner]

21 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

Blue checkmark people can now hide their checkmark.

If Elon was smart, he would’ve made people who want that pay extra for it. 

[Hecatom]

[DangerousJ]

Chadouken the Magician

 

 

 

 

[iStu X]

 

[Sonichuman]

I legit can't tell if this was an actual conversation Giuliani had or not

 

[Lantis]

That coochie coochie coo was totally out of left field LOL

[Hecatom]

[VirginDefiler]

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

First there were killer sharks, then cocaine bears, and now murder sloths???

 

[VirginDefiler]

question:  whats the difference between a crazy homeless person and kanye?

 

 

 

answer: a super hot gold digging trophy wife willing to go along with your mental illness.

 

[Sonichuman]

That dude getting his ass beat for trying to steal the cigarettes is pretty satisfying.

[axeman61]

RIP Tio.

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

I think pretty much every video I've seen of some thief getting his ass beat by a store clerk has been in NYC, so this dude must have forgotten where he lived lol Seems like stealing there would be a bad idea unless you wanted to go out suicide-by-corner-store-cashier style.

[Hecatom]

 

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

https://pin.it/2HMQAEZ

[MillionX]

I hope we see that a lot more often in the near future since the actual  American justice system is embarrassingly soft these days.  Beat their fuckin ass until they pass the fuck out.  Make a harsh example out of these worthless pieces of trash in society every day.  

[TheInfernoman]

FREAKY FEMALE FRIDAY:

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

[Dayaan]

9 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

One time I dropped a matchstick into an old trash bin and got hit with a small explosion that frightened me. Since then, I've learned why these things happen and am always careful about this stuff. Very scary. Guy got off easy.

[VirginDefiler]

 

[VirginDefiler]

 

for 1k its worth it.

 

[Hecatom]

2 hours ago, Dayaan said:

. Guy got off easy.

 

I really doubt he got easy, it certainly could have been worse, but from the looks of it he very likely will have a lot of long life problems due this incident, for starters, hear impairment, probably some damage to his organs and legs, etc

Add also that he was looking at the hole when the explosion occurred, so he probably had some damage to his face and eyes.

Edited August 5, 2023 by Hecatom

[Sonichuman]

Apparently one of the contributers to the Sound of Freedom's crowdfunding campaign got arrested and charged with Child Kidnapping

Edit:

 

This is crazy to see from so many different angles and distances

 

Edited August 5, 2023 by Sonichuman

[Faltimar the Dark]

17 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

First there were killer sharks, then cocaine bears, and now murder sloths???

 

Stockton be like that.  Dude got what he deserved.

[Jion_Wansu]

23 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

That dude getting his ass beat for trying to steal the cigarettes is pretty satisfying.

 

21 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

I think pretty much every video I've seen of some thief getting his ass beat by a store clerk has been in NYC, so this dude must have forgotten where he lived lol Seems like stealing there would be a bad idea unless you wanted to go out suicide-by-corner-store-cashier style.

 

Surprised this happened in California.

 

 

7 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

Stockton be like that.  Dude got what he deserved.

You know! Think you been in the toughest 'hood? Then you haven't been to Stockton...

 

 

Live right now:

 

https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-cup-2023-open-section/round-3-game-1/m8Li6uw5

 

https://www.twitch.tv/chess24

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

youtube rabbit hole:

 

The reason why no countires have the balls to invade America is because not only does law enforcement and military have guns but private citizens have guns too:

 

 

 

Edited August 5, 2023 by Jion_Wansu

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

Edited August 5, 2023 by AriesWarlock

[Chadouken]

Welp, my daughter loves the SMB movie. I hope this is a sign of good things to come. 💪

[Jurassic]

Interesting things to watch:

 

 

 

[Sonichuman]

1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

 

 

THIS IS A THING!?  THIS IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN!?

[Phantom_Miria]

[MillionX]

So... after the gym today there was a spot with some folks from Smoothie King giving out free stuff... holy shit man---it's a damn shame that I've gone this far in life without the "banana cinnamon" smoothie.  That is one of the best food items I've ever had right there.  This now becomes a regular thing from here on out for me.  Odd thing is that I've been there before but don't recall seeing that on the menu before.  

 

This right here:

https://www.smoothieking.com/menu/smoothies/be-well-blends/power-meal-cinnamon-banana

Words can't even do it justice.

[AriesWarlock]

Chaos: Twitch Star Kai Cenat Pulls Thousands Of Fans Into NYC Streets [Update: Cenat To Be Charged]

The popular content creator was reportedly handing out gift cards and valuable electronics to folks who showed up

This influencer culture shit needs to stop

 

Edited August 5, 2023 by AriesWarlock

[Emptyeyes_]

Terry Bogard, is awesome. Lol.

[Abbachio]

Made a little bit more progress wit my dev project. System dialogue boxes, Saving/Loading* and the beginnings of my battle system. I'm not quite sure if I'm going to be able to hit my Halloween deadline for at least a prologue/demo since time constraints and dev roadblocks but it's kinda coming together. I just need to keep reminding myself that once the systems are in place and my games "engine" is built, it's smooth sailing with level design, combat ai, spriting and *gulps* music.

 

My save system currently has some kinks in the wiring somewhere but I'm fairly certain the error "shouldn't" be much of an issue even when the game is exported.
 

 

[DangerousJ]

 

 

 

[RSG3]

Didn't Childish Gambino make This Is America?

[DangerousJ]

I'm not sure.

 

I just wanted to post the CVS picture but it posted the tweet above also.

 

[Sonichuman]

5 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

I'm not sure.

 

I just wanted to post the CVS picture but it posted the tweet above also.

 

If you're posting a response from twitter, it will always post what it's responding to with it.

[Chadouken]

My pants just fell down in the grocery store and a bunch of people laughed at me 😒

[TheInfernoman]

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

My pants just fell down in the grocery store and a bunch of people laughed at me 😒

You are old...it happen gramps 🙃