The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Chadouken]

I wa giving my three-year-old a bath and she had all her toys in the tub. I created a whirlpool by swishing the water around in a circle and all her toys started spinning in a spiral. She said, "It's a toynado!"

 

My work here is done.

Edited October 2, 2023 by Chadouken

[AriesWarlock]

 

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Now that the writers' strike is over, we've gotten our first real update on a new X-Men movie, with Marvel Studios reportedly searching for someone to write the script.

 

Finally!

[VirginDefiler]

 

[BornWinner]

Oh I hate this.

 

 

[Dayaan]

3 hours ago, BornWinner said:

Oh I hate this.

 

 

I hope it's extremely loud moaning.

[Hecatom]

 

 

 

[Hecatom]

On 10/1/2023 at 5:39 PM, Gimpy said:

 

 

I am so sad that those are AI generated 😕

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

8 hours ago, Hecatom said:

 

 

 

that entire twitter thread is ai art gold. 

[DangerousJ]

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

On 10/1/2023 at 6:47 PM, Chadouken said:

No reason to kick a man while he's down

 

Should have said it like this:

 

 

[Darc_Requiem]

On 10/1/2023 at 10:19 AM, DangerousJ said:

Geordi LaForge's love life on Star Trek: TNG summed up in one clip....

 

 

You left out the part of the video where he goes into VR and creates a digital Pumba that loves his attention 👀

[AriesWarlock]

"Wal-mart is racist!"

 

 

[Chadouken]

[Darc_Requiem]

41 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Imagine literally sitting there while your co-workers vote you out of a job 😬

[Chadouken]

1 minute ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Imagine literally sitting there while your co-workers vote you out of a job 😬

Someone should text him that meme 🤣

[Sonichuman]

I didn't think they would actually oust him.  I just Gaetz bring forth the motion and McCarthy and Gaetz exchanging words with other on Twitter and thought it wouldn't actually happen and then my wife told me when she got home that they actually dropped him.  That is some crazy shit. 

[iStu X]

3 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

"Wal-mart is racist!"

 

 

The crowd done fuck up. While the cop was distracted everyone should have been looting. 

[AriesWarlock]

@MillionX if you like berries, you should try the daily warrior smoothie. I had it before but I don't like peanut butter, I missed that the first time. Had it again last week, took out the peanut butter and dates, and it was great that way.

 

https://www.smoothieking.com/menu/smoothies/be-well-blends/daily-warrior

 

 

[iStu X]

[Reiraku]

 

[TheInfernoman]

I know it's too early BUUUUUT women Wednesday is here NOW

 

 

[Chadouken]

Oh shit, now Trump is being nominated for Speaker of the House 🤣🤣

[Shakunetsu]

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

Damn, the comments in the deceased journalist's timeline are brutal.

[Sonichuman]

I would not be surprised if if the person who came into his house was some gun nut trying to prove a point, here's hoping it's not though.  Really wish that at some point in the future that people will realize that there is common sense middle ground that can be reached with the 2nd amendment but it's likely not going to happen in our life time at this rate.

[Hecatom]

 

[MillionX]

Oh, so Josh was "one of those" people that are basically loons with their head in the sand, imo... unfortunately I have to tolerate certain family who are like that... they'd swear up and down that certain trash cities (like notorious shithole Memphis; my favorite to take cheap shots at) are "not that bad", implying that all the news footage and clips on social media we can clearly see are somehow a figment of our imagination or greatly exaggerated.  These are the kind of people in your family/friend circle that are likely to get you killed, btw with suggestions like "Hey let's go to Chicago (or LA now, or Atlanta, or Memphis, etc) and hang out in the downtown area! I guarantee ya it's not as bad as they say on the news!"

 

It would be such a pitiful, depressing way to spend your final moments in life... realizing "the hard way" that you were wrong and things are indeed "that bad", and gradually getting worse.

 

ah, of course he has the full clip on his channel....this is even funnier than I thought.  

edit--- I must salute and thank her for NOT wearing a bonnet at least.

Edited October 4, 2023 by MillionX

[AriesWarlock]

That kid is in trouble

 

[Sonichuman]

"Defending" is doing a lot in that post.  Both people in they interviewed pretty much flat out said that stealing is wrong or may not be the right solution lol.

Edited October 4, 2023 by Sonichuman

[RSG3]

End Wokeness is a pretty garbage account, it sensationalizes and misrepresents the content it's reporting on pretty regularly. 

 

I'll defend it tho, fuck CVS, treats its staff like garbage, like most of the big nationwide corps do. Least they aren't Walgreens tho, I guess. 

Edited October 4, 2023 by RSG3

[DangerousJ]

I don't think this guy is going to be invited to HD-man's Thanksgiving dinner party.

 

 

 

 

[Sonichuman]

9 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

I don't think this guy is going to be invited to HD-man's Thanksgiving dinner party.

 

 

 

 

I'm trying to find the post to see if this guy actually said this and and man this dude's twitter account is absolute garbage.  You can definitely take some guesses as to what is on his account judging off of the post above and you'd probably hit bingo just on what you think would likely be in the overlapping Venn diagram.

 

Also yeah...I'm not surprised I found the post.  It was put up 23 hours ago.

[AriesWarlock]

 

[BornWinner]

I saw zombie apocalypse was trending on Twitter.

 

 

It’s times like this where I realize I seriously undervalue the sanity I have.

 

[Lantis]

Shit, I received the alert, but strangely enough my appetite for human flesh has not been triggered.

 

0/10 false promotion

[MillionX]

Zombies are lame and boring though...it would be much better if it actually did activate a latent "X-gene", vampirism or lycanthropy or an illithid/mindflayer (the larvae was previously implanted by the "vaccines", of course...proving the conspiracy theorists right) so we can ascend to that next stage of evolution now, and become superior lifeforms.  Then the "regular" humans would quickly get conquered and/or wiped out completely as the new, better world goes into effect... a New World Order, one might say.

[AriesWarlock]

 

[axeman61]

2 hours ago, BornWinner said:

I saw zombie apocalypse was trending on Twitter.

 

 

It’s times like this where I realize I seriously undervalue the sanity I have.

 

Putting aside the mentally ill and those who are already terminally stupid, I wonder how someone gets this deep. I HATED covid anti-vaxxers, but at least I understood being nervous about a tech most people never heard of before. I don't get how the fuck people get to a point where they think with their whole hearts this dumb shit will happen.

Edited October 4, 2023 by axeman61

[Darc_Requiem]

3 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Putting aside the mentally ill and those who are already terminally stupid, I wonder how someone gets this deep. I HATED covid anti-vaxxers, but at least I understood being nervous about a tech most people never heard of before. I don't get how the fuck people get to a point where they think with their whole hearts this dumb shit will happen.

I'll just be blunt. People are dumb. They dispute easily verifiable facts and only accept evidence that confirms their stupidity.

[Sonichuman]

There is nothing wrong with having some conspiracy theories that you might think are true, its when you start going in way too deep and start stating stuff as facts when their isn't substantial evidence to back it up that it starts to become a problem.

[AriesWarlock]

 

[VirginDefiler]

stargate tv show movies

Edited October 5, 2023 by VirginDefiler

[Hecatom]

[Hecatom]

[Darc_Requiem]

@Hecatomseeing Bungie get roasted on Twitter/X for using Latinx

 

 

For context....

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Darc_Requiem

[iStu X]

[BB_Hoody]

Ok so I've been living outside of the U.S for nearly a year now. And it seems it has gotten even more expensive to live in that short time frame. So how are ya or people ya know making it? 

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

goddamnit i love being latin.

[VirginDefiler]

4 hours ago, BB_Hoody said:

Ok so I've been living outside of the U.S for nearly a year now. And it seems it has gotten even more expensive to live in that short time frame. So how are ya or people ya know making it? 

 

 

biden's inflation killin us bro. joe gotta go.