The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

elliephil · May 12

11 hours ago, axeman61 said:

I don't know. Unless there's ironclad evidence in the near future, this will probably just go down as one of Drake's Ls. Same as when he lost to Pusha T. Yeah, it's bad, but it won't really affect his bottom line outside a month (or whenever "Not Like Us" gets stale/overplayed).

People will probably still play the music and line his pockets, no question about that. He's been the soundtrack for a whole generation of kids summers, spring breaks, and young adulthoods.

I don't think people are really gonna fw him anymore. Hiding a child doesn't carry as much stigma by association as pedophilia allegations imo.

HD-Man · May 12

This particular Drake L feels different from the Pusha stuff. Kendrick's diss is the #1 song in the country and gets played everywhere now. And its seems like this time the entire industry has turned on Drake, he has little to no supporters left. The pedophile lines were the icing on the cake, everybody singing a song about you being a pedo is DEVASTATING

Im honestly not sure Drake ever gets back to the level he was at after this. I'd love to know what he did to piss so many ppl off. It aint the pedo stuff cuz thats been floating around for years and everybody STILL worked with him, so it has to be something more cuz the entire industry is trying to push him out the vame

Dont think ive ever seen ppl turn on an artist so quickly, fans, media and fellow artists alike. Granted alot he brought on himself but still

Edited May 12 by HD-Man

DangerousJ · May 12

Drake still wins for 3 reasons

1) His net worth is $250 M more then Lamar $75M.

2) He's light skinned.

3) He has a big dick.

Edited May 12 by DangerousJ

axeman61 · May 12

Drake's pedo allegations are still allegations at the moment. The most people conclusively have is him being weird around a couple famous teens (unless something else dropped I'm unaware of). If nothing comes out, this will blow over. I could even see the public saying "that's rap beef. you say whatever" in due time.

As long as he has fans across the globe and his tracks chart, rappers/singers will happily hop back in the studio with him. They've collaborated before with those who had much worse rep.

If we get "Surviving BBL Drizzy", though, that's different.

Edited May 12 by axeman61

Darc_Requiem · May 12

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

This particular Drake L feels different from the Pusha stuff. Kendrick's diss is the #1 song in the country and gets played everywhere now. And its seems like this time the entire industry has turned on Drake, he has little to no supporters left. The pedophile lines were the icing on the cake, everybody singing a song about you being a pedo is DEVASTATING

Im honestly not sure Drake ever gets back to the level he was at after this. I'd love to know what he did to piss so many ppl off. It aint the pedo stuff cuz thats been floating around for years and everybody STILL worked with him, so it has to be something more cuz the entire industry is trying to push him out the vame

Dont think ive ever seen ppl turn on an artist so quickly, fans, media and fellow artists alike. Granted alot he brought on himself but still

He has a habit fucking with women closely associated with his collaborators. I'd have to find the video some dude broke the beef people had with Drake and it usually came down that. Or his ego, he seems to take offense to things that don't bother others. He really got in his feeling over Kendricks Control verse and no one else did. This beef with Kendrick was way worse than Pusha T's. Kendrick is a bigger artist than Pusha T. He lost to Push but he wasn't big enough for it to have any long term effects on Drake.

Kendrick is different kind of artist. Plus he tied about bunch of things people were side eyeing Drake for together for large scale consumption. The culture vulture thing was something most people knew about at some level. They just didn't really seem to care. I noticed a lot of people didn't know about his sus actions around teen girls. Hell, I only knew about the concert girl and Millie Bobby Brown. I didn't know about him face timing some random 16 year old girl after her pics blew up on social media. I didn't know about the Hailey (Baldwin) Beiber and Bella Harris situations that look like straight up grooming. Knowing the both of them for years and the moment they turn 18 he's dating them. That really fucking sketch fam. I didn't know about his boy getting charged with human trafficking either and him being all hyped about him coming home.

Edited May 12 by Darc_Requiem

RSG3 · May 12

If someone calls me a pedophile I'm not responding with a stupid ass fucking dumb ass diss track like a grade A fucking moron.

I calling a Lawyer like a smart person.

You ask me both of these dudes are fucking idiots. Slinging real world devastating accusations at eachother that could ruin their lives if true or not. Drakes security guards already been shot.

Edited May 12 by RSG3

Jion_Wansu · May 12

3 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Drake still wins for 3 reasons

1) His net worth is $250 M more then Lamar $75M.

2) He's light skinned.

3) He has a big dick.

3 hours ago, axeman61 said:

Drake's pedo allegations are still allegations at the moment. The most people conclusively have is him being weird around a couple famous teens (unless something else dropped I'm unaware of). If nothing comes out, this will blow over. I could even see the public saying "that's rap beef. you say whatever" in due time.

As long as he has fans across the globe and his tracks chart, rappers/singers will happily hop back in the studio with him. They've collaborated before with those who had much worse rep.

If we get "Surviving BBL Drizzy", though, that's different.

Oh wait, nevermind, thought Drake and Lamar did a song together but it was Travis Scott. This song still is good:

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Someone said... someone said...

13 hours 'til I land... had me out like a light...

Everyone should have seen the northern lights over the weekend. They went as far south as Florida. If you missed it then you gotta go away from cities/towns and check them out tonight.

Post from this short video clip:

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We had a G5 last night! It was viewed in Hawaii and Western Texas. There is also a chance for a G4 to G5 tonight.

So, guess we had like a category 5 (G5) solar wind storm last night. Wait, as far as Hawaii!!!

Yup, here it is in Hawaii!!!

Someone posted this in flight

Chadouken · May 12

I have no idea why this is showing up in my feed, but here we are. @MillionXyou might appreciate this.

Hecatom · May 12

iStu X · May 13

Made loaded potato soup for the girlfriend for Mother’s Day. My recipe is her favorite of any she’s had (or so she says). So I figured I’d surprise her.

Edited May 13 by iStu X

Chadouken · May 13

Is that a bread bowl? Looks awesome, man!

iStu X · May 13

21 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Is that a bread bowl? Looks awesome, man!

It is. Those are from Walmart. 😂

I don’t really know how to make non-sweet breads.

Edited May 13 by iStu X

AriesWarlock · May 13

In a college class, I once did a small presentation on Hannibal Lecter lol.

TheInfernoman · May 13

4 hours ago, Hecatom said:

I too am a fan of Gun Fu

VirginDefiler · May 13

i didnt know roger corman died till today

VirginDefiler · May 13

the crab walk while doing a handstand was most impressive

https://x.com/LegalMemer_/status/1789657502440632545

VirginDefiler · May 13

DangerousJ · May 13

Reticently · May 13

1 hour ago, VirginDefiler said:

Anytime I see an "unexpected" clip the first thing I wonder is always something like: why the fuck anyone was taking an extended video close up of some random dude eating a sandwich?

AriesWarlock · May 13

Edited May 13 by AriesWarlock

Reticently · May 13

I occasionally drive into and out of Atlanta for work, and that video isn't surprising.

Shit's basically Mad Max with worse maintained vehicles.

MillionX · May 13

No surprise it's a bitch from "M-town"

....then she admitted to buying combo meals for her and her boyfriend with the stolen money 🤣 The dude just wanted some head and was willing to pay for it...but the price ended up being his life.

...no, I never get tired of laughing and pointing out what a worthless pile of shit that "city" is. It's astounding that so many of them continue to have some strange pride about being from there, rather than shame. (*I don't technically have to claim it since I was not actually born there...and fortunately I don't have the dreadful Memphis "accent" either; thank goodness for that.)

Edited May 13 by MillionX

TheInfernoman · May 13

MEME MONDAY. steal stuff edition!

Dayaan · May 13

9 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

the crab walk while doing a handstand was most impressive

https://x.com/LegalMemer_/status/1789657502440632545

When that literal son of a bitch did a handstand walk I lost it.

Dayaan · May 13

18 hours ago, iStu X said:

Made loaded potato soup for the girlfriend for Mother’s Day. My recipe is her favorite of any she’s had (or so she says). So I figured I’d surprise her.

For Mother's Day I called my girlfriend "Mommy" and had her send me pictures... so that I could compliment her. Yeah, that's why.

VirginDefiler · May 13

Sonichuman · May 13

1 hour ago, TheInfernoman said:

MEME MONDAY. steal stuff edition!

People really need to stop doing this stuff to random people....you'd think enough people would have gotten hurt from pulling this crap but apparently not.

MillionX · May 13

also biggggg thanks to that piece of garbage for helping to keep certain stereotypes alive and well, btw. Hopefully he does it to the wrong person one day soon and gets stomped out asap....be made to learn "the hard way" live on stream while all of us laugh at his stupidity.

HD-Man · May 13

My relief captain told me the other captain found out my coworker been shit talkin his cookin. My coworker was running his yapper to his cousin who went and told the other captain. No wonder the captain doubled his cooking efforts, trynna prove a point (and possibly punish everybody). They said he was mad salty about his food being clowned 😂

Edited May 13 by HD-Man

Reticently · May 14

I butterflied chicken drumsticks today, put them through a jerk marinade, and cooked them up on a charcoal grill for dinner.

Butterflying drumsticks is the truth, it's like chicken wings that are twice as meaty for less than half the price.

VirginDefiler · May 14

how planet of the ebe is, described by human visitors sent there.

HD-Man · May 14

Another wheelman secretly gave me the scoop and told me captain planning to cook chili dogs with them nasty ass beans he cooked 3 days ago. The wheelman told me to make the beans "disappear" . Them bitches goin overboard TONIGHT 😂

OPTIMUS124 · May 14

7 hours ago, MillionX said:

also biggggg thanks to that piece of garbage for helping to keep certain stereotypes alive and well, btw. Hopefully he does it to the wrong person one day soon and gets stomped out asap....be made to learn "the hard way" live on stream while all of us laugh at his stupidity.

Hecatom · May 14

VirginDefiler · May 14

when the student doesnt listen hen sensei says " this is just a demonstration."

Reticently · May 14

AriesWarlock · May 14

That's one expensive diploma

Edited May 14 by AriesWarlock

elliephil · May 14

This interview is so funny in light of everything that has happened recently.

AriesWarlock · May 14

reportedly abruptly closing at least 48 of its outlets across the US amid warnings they may file for bankruptcy.

Dayaan · May 15

3 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

reportedly abruptly closing at least 48 of its outlets across the US amid warnings they may file for bankruptcy.

Surely losing the ability to export even more products as a result of retaliatory trade regulations in China will strengthen the dollar, right? Right guys?

Karl Jobst needs to make a video on how this administration has deflated the dollar in record time.

At least we saw a cute little jab at Trump.

Also, I'm not surprised that Red Lobster is going out of business. Birth rates have been declining for years, and, because of that, there are less college-aged hustlers going on unsuccessful first dates there. A modern tragedy.

Lobster? I barely even know her. 😔

Chadouken · May 15

I swear, sometimes you just can't fucking win 😖

I wrote my wife a nice little love song and now she's all pissed off at me. Trying to be nice and shit. WTF.

It's called "Can't Handle Your Love (Handles)" and it's super catchy. I just don't understand women sometimes.

Dayaan · May 15

6 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

I swear, sometimes you just can't fucking win 😖

I wrote my wife a nice little love song and now she's all pissed off at me. Trying to be nice and shit. WTF.

It's called "Can't Handle Your Love (Handles)" and it's super catchy. I just don't understand women sometimes.

At least it sounds better than "Cum and Get Your Love."

TheInfernoman · May 15

I got food poisoning at Red Lobster when I was 8 and never went back since.

Only place I get any seafood is at a casino buffet.

Phantom_Miria · May 15

"So, your majesty, how would you like your official portrait?"

"Something with me emerging as a shadowy figure from the bloody vortex of the damned, with the fire of hell visible in the distance, as if ready to lead a horde of demons upon the realm of mortals. This should terrorize the peasantry and strike fear among the burghers, ensuring they keep working in the fields and markets, where they belong."

"Anything else?"

"Yes. Add exactly one single butterfly. We don't want to look too demonic."

Dayaan · May 15

21 minutes ago, Phantom_Miria said:

"So, your majesty, how would you like your official portrait?"

"Something with me emerging as a shadowy figure from the bloody vortex of the damned, with the fire of hell visible in the distance, as if ready to lead a horde of demons upon the realm of mortals. This should terrorize the peasantry and strike fear among the burghers, ensuring they keep working in the fields and markets, where they belong."

"Anything else?"

"Yes. Add exactly one single butterfly. We don't want to look too demonic."

That goes kind of hard though.

Phantom_Miria · May 15

1 minute ago, Dayaan said:

That goes kind of hard though.

It goes hard indeed.

It's just funny that they thought it would have been a good idea to make Charles look like a cross between Vigo the Carpathian and Rykard from Elden Ring though.

Dayaan · May 15

4 minutes ago, Phantom_Miria said:

It goes hard indeed.

It's just funny that they thought it would have been a good idea to make Charles look like a cross between Vigo the Carpathian and Rykard from Elden Ring though.

Dude. I never made that connection. He sounds like Rykard, and when he gives that gummy smile it looks like his lips move like Rykard's too. I'm sure the crown also looks similar on him:

I will never be able to see the Royal Family's members as anything but FromSoft NPCs ever again. God, I love being in America. Nowhere else would people post such inspired takes.