The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[OPTIMUS124]

 

[HD-Man]

I bet Lizzo's sweat smells like Jimmy Dean sausage grease 

[zatalcon3]

1 hour ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

 

Out of all the things. . . boar wrestling. . . 

 

 

I have always wanted to see a fat hoodrat vs a wild boar 

[RSG3]

54 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

I have always wanted to see a fat hoodrat vs a wild boar 

It's never too late to live your dream Zatalcon. 

[VirginDefiler]

 

saw this movie brainstorm after not seeing it for many many years. and chris was as usual. creepy but great cuz of exactly that.

 

then i saw scanners. next im watching dreamscape again.

thats a trilogy of mindfuckery.

brainstorm

scanners

dreamscape.

 

but nothing beats altered states

[MillionX]

all this wild stuff about Hunter Biden in the news... it's setting things up to be that much more hilarious when he inevitably becomes a future President of this country.  Oh yeah you know it's going to happen...you could bet money on this....it's probably not until we get past whoever is next after his dad...maybe 2 or 3+ Presidential terms from now....he's "only" 52 at the moment, and the current situation proves that you can be 1,000 years old and still get elected.  All bets are off in terms of who can be elected to that office, obviously.  Oh yeah there's all kinds of amusing things in store for the future of America.  

 

Maybe the aliens will formally make their presence known and that might derail everything though.  Whatever the case, the near future of everything is sure to be an interesting show, and we all have a front-row seat for it.

[elliephil]

 

Hollywood really is evil

 

 

[Sonero]

24 minutes ago, elliephil said:

Hollywood really is evil

Never forget that these cunts won Emmy's while Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia won fuck all.

 

This is why America is losing standing in the world.

[VirginDefiler]

 

[zatalcon3]

8 hours ago, RSG3 said:

It's never too late to live your dream Zatalcon. 

You're right, it's not. You should go to Walmart and hook up with a fat ugly black girl and then organize an actual fight with a wild boar. Just be careful, the fat black girls can potentially bully and rob you, and then label you a racist for not being street enough.

[RSG3]

It's so disappointing you're so lacking in creativity the best you can shoot back with is the inquivilant of "Yea welll...actually you!!!"

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

[DarkSakul]

 

 

[Sonichuman]

46 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

 

 

This is a pipe dream.  There are too many people at the top that corporations have in their pocket that it'll be a miracle if this goes anywhere.  Would love to see it happen but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

[Maxx]

Men stop going to flower shops for women.... Just go to stop and shop. Why are you paying $50 for flowers, when your can get them at the grocery store for $10

[YourFavGrandpa]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Why are you paying $50 for flowers, when your can get them at the grocery store for $10

depends on how high of a maintenance ceiling the woman is, and what the fuck the man did to have to buy flowers in the first fucking place.

[Maxx]

36 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

depends on how high of a maintenance ceiling the woman is, and what the fuck the man did to have to buy flowers in the first fucking place.

Bdays and anniversaries. The current chick im dating never got flowers from any dudes shes dated. Shes in her 30s and no man has ever bought her flowers.. Lol easy move for me. 

[OPTIMUS124]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

Bdays and anniversaries. The current chick im dating never got flowers from any dudes shes dated. Shes in her 30s and no man has ever bought her flowers.. Lol easy move for me. 

Only one gif can sum up this opportunity. 

 

 

[YourFavGrandpa]

Just now, OPTIMUS124 said:

Only one gif can sum up this opportunity. 

 

 

and the other gif variant:

[zatalcon3]

6 hours ago, RSG3 said:

It's so disappointing you're so lacking in creativity the best you can shoot back with is the inquivilant of "Yea welll...actually you!!!"

I'm not shooting back. I just really wish you would stfu and go make yourself happy. We are all about to reach 40 (or some of us are)  so what the hell are you doing with your life and why is it all being wasted on your hand? 

If you would've accepted reality  before this could have be you right now and I wouldn't have the indecency to have my eyes roll whenever I read your posts. 

Spoiler

 

Edited March 26, 2022 by zatalcon3

[Maxx]

32 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

Only one gif can sum up this opportunity. 

 

 

Work smarter not harder. 

Edited March 26, 2022 by Maxx

[HD-Man]

Days like this makes me glad Megashock exists, even if we disagree on issues here we can generally stick to the actual topic and focus on what actually matters, that shit is nearly impossible on social media

 

Me: "I'm not sure if Bidan or Trump is the way to go next term, we need some new blood with fresh ideas to steer our county to a better world. Retreading the same stuff won't change anything here" 

 

Facebook : "You spelled Biden wrong, dawg"

 

Me: 🤦🏾‍♂️

[DangerousJ]

Those guys in those gifs have some nice DSLs. 

 

I wonder if they are related to Jay Z.

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, zatalcon3 said:

I just really wish you would stfu and go make yourself happy

Dude stop fucking lying. You're here to be an asshole and give people shit because you're a fucking loser, or you're a fat ugly shit bag who can't get laid because you're a fucking loser. 

 

Either way you're a fucking loser and don't care about anyone here. The absolute least you could do is have funny come backs along with your terrible gimmick but your fat ugly ass is too lazy to do even that.

Edited March 27, 2022 by RSG3

[OPTIMUS124]

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

Days like this makes me glad Megashock exists, even if we disagree on issues here we can generally stick to the actual topic and focus on what actually matters, that shit is nearly impossible on social media

 

Me: "I'm not sure if Bidan or Trump is the way to go next term, we need some new blood with fresh ideas to steer our county to a better world. Retreading the same stuff won't change anything here" 

 

Facebook : "You spelled Biden wrong, dawg"

 

Me: 🤦🏾‍♂️

Social media is becoming worse and worse each day. I don't care what side of the bridge you are on Dem vs. Rep, V8 vs. EV, Pineapple vs no pineapple; it all devolves into a personal attack. People need to stop making the things they like a core pillar of their identity. 

[DangerousJ]

[Saikyotic]

British people encountering flavor

Edited March 27, 2022 by Saikyotic

[RSG3]

6 minutes ago, Saikyotic said:

British people encountering flavor

Bro does that post say they love spicy food like Ketchup? 

 

Ketchup is sweet not spicy wtf?

[Hawkingbird]

I ride an electric bike to work. About a 15 minute ride and get some exercise in.

[zatalcon3]

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Dude stop fucking lying. You're here to be an asshole and give people shit because you're a fucking loser, or you're a fat ugly shit bag who can't get laid because you're a fucking loser. 

 

Either way you're a fucking loser and don't care about anyone here. The absolute least you could do is have funny come backs along with your terrible gimmick but your fat ugly ass is too lazy to do even that.

I care about you bro. My ways of humanitarianism is unorthodox but it is practical. The truth is I care about the future of the human race and want a world in where our children can be happy with out the ills of bad and dumb shit. That is why I see that 30+ year old men who jack off as a problem. It's evolution.

Look at the Catholic church, many of their priests are going crazy and end up becoming pedophiles and it's all due to their hormones exploding because they are denying the biology made through evolution. Some priests used to fuck statues in the past to relieve their hormones, while others where reported to dive into a thorn bush.. you don't need to do any of that, just stop jacking off and date a fat ugly girl, problem solved. 

[RSG3]

I suggest you stop sexually harassing the users here. 

[Dayaan]

7 hours ago, Maxx said:

Men stop going to flower shops for women.... Just go to stop and shop. Why are you paying $50 for flowers, when your can get them at the grocery store for $10

This!

 

And also, I would like flowers too. They're a great little gift. I'm actually saving for a bonsai tree and other plants for my dorm room, and flowers are great. Am waiting for my anniversary to get some 🙂.

[Dayaan]

42 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

I care about you bro. My ways of humanitarianism is unorthodox but it is practical. The truth is I care about the future of the human race and want a world in where our children can be happy with out the ills of bad and dumb shit.

[OPTIMUS124]

47 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

I care about you bro. My ways of humanitarianism is unorthodox but it is practical.

Unorthodox yes.

 

Practical . . . to be debated. I find it hard to disagree with one of the best comedians out right now. 

 

 

Champagne of Victory 🤣

Edited March 27, 2022 by OPTIMUS124

[HD-Man]

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

[Jion_Wansu]

On 3/25/2022 at 3:04 PM, Hecatom said:

Who the fuck is Lizzo? lol

zatalcon3's girl.

[RSG3]

14 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

Their hight let's them roll a Nat 20 on your nut sack bro.

 

You swing for what's in range. 

Edited March 27, 2022 by RSG3

[zatalcon3]

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

Bro, I'm black

[Sonero]

3 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

Bro, I'm black

 

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Bro does that post say they love spicy food like Ketchup? 

 

Ketchup is sweet not spicy wtf?

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

[OPTIMUS124]

5 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

but you know that's not at all what they meant 🤣

[RSG3]

29 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

There's spicy curry ketchup in addition to the spicy ketchup they have at places like Whataburger that I could see having a fair bit of heat for someone who isn't used to eating spicy stuff.

Yea but that's specifically spicy Ketchup. He said Ketchup was spicy. Not spicy Ketchup just Ketchup. 

[OPTIMUS124]

10 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Yea but that's specifically spicy Ketchup. He said Ketchup was spicy. Not spicy Ketchup just Ketchup. 

Tangy perhaps. . . but spicy. . .?

 

[Maxx]

7 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

Tangy perhaps. . . but spicy. . .?

 

Lol look their are some people who think pepper is spicy 😂

[RSG3]

4 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Lol look their are some people who think pepper is spicy 😂

Yea...that gal right below the dude saying Ketchup is spicy. 

Edited March 27, 2022 by RSG3

[OPTIMUS124]

5 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Lol look their are some people who think pepper is spicy 😂

Pepper is a spice though. EXTREMELY mild, but it is a spice. Ketchup tho . . . 

 

[zatalcon3]

7 hours ago, RSG3 said:

I suggest you stop sexually harassing the users here. 

Its life advice, not sexual harassment.  
 

[Darc_Requiem]

How is this man so talented?

 

 

Edited March 27, 2022 by Darc_Requiem

[Darc_Requiem]

7 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

 

@HD-Manat Children's Parties

 

Edited March 27, 2022 by Darc_Requiem

[Sonichuman]

9 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Is it me or do all kids instinctively know to punch dudes square in the nuts? How they have the inate ability I will never know 🤣

Oh man...I had only an idea of some people getting their nuts punched by lil toddlers but I had no idea it was going to be like this.  My kid got me second guessing and turning myself to the side so as to not face him some times after he fucking Bionic Armed my ass.  I saw the wind up and then everything went in slow mo as you're calculating the threat coming in but I'm like "....maybe he's just going for the leg?".  NOPE....No he was not....