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VirginDefiler Level 15

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1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Based on that last story you guys aren't at the touching phase yet, you have time to heal lol.

nah that was just random online funzies with a cosplayer thats located in another country. she just started acting buckwild from outta no where n i went along for her "im gonna use u to get off n masterbate from dirty talkin" ride

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MillionX Level 16

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"Trader"--that reminded me there was a brief time back when I was in high school where that became slang for "lying" for some odd reason.... I was never sure why/how that became the slang for lies but I heard it often "aw quit tradin'" or "haha she tradin'." 

 

heh heh, there was a short time when guys might refer to other guys as "dog nuts", like a term of endearment, and later that quickly got shortened to just "Dog", and "road dog" or "ro' dog" was a thing for a while.  

 

...and that just brought back the memory of one big/fat dude people affectionately referred to as Hamburger/Hamburglar, or Big Ham; haha that nickname for that guy always amused me....it was some funny nicknames back then in the high school days.  I've already mentioned the other dude people called "Chickenbone" before....oh and nah, Chickenbone and Big Ham never knew each other if I recall, but I imagine that being a starting point/premise for a buddy-cop film.

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Sonichuman Level 18

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4 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

peeps asleep...time for more clown world stuff:

 

 

I mean unless dude is clearly "fishing", she's definitely the one being the most awkward in this situation.  She had barely anything to go on on this situation other than the fact that he bought a happy meal and that was it.

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Darc_Requiem Level 19

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1 hour ago, NinetiesArcades said:

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This BULLSHIT needs to stop; hotels DO NOT need to widen their hallways, airlines DO NOT need to widen their seats etc etc.
 

These entitled fat fucks need to lose some damn weight.  I say that as someone that needs to drop 25lbs. 

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Emptyeyes_ Level 11

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They've really done it this time, huh? There's a reason for regular jobs, that people considered me the most expendable. You just can't make it being too much of a point A to B individual. Personality is favored way more over work ethic, even if you deceptively portrayed a personality that aligned with their own values.

 

I wonder out of all the gig work companies i work for, will half or most keep me? Time will tell....

 

Filth politicans are a piece of work.

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VirginDefiler Level 15

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i hope i dont get banned for putting up R2D2's big spinning dick ..fucking the death star mother computer, as my avatar

 

yes. theres porn in star wars.

 

robot porn.

robot erection.

and everybody missed it, cept me. i took note of it. 

mother computer stood no chance she did more thanjust open doors and stop trash compactors..she gave up plans to blow her up.

R2 too wapo. too macho to handle.

Rated XXX

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MillionX Level 16

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Well, I never gave this topic any thought until Coach brought it up now... 

yeah---if they go way overboard with a super-sized bbl---how can they still do proper wiping?  Imagine a woman walking around with that big fake dump-truck sized booty....and it's just permanently stank back there... no way to fix it.... possible leakage + dooky remnant smells.

The Office Lol GIF

 

*edit---and I still wonder how the women with those super fingernails (e.g.--the ladies of the 90s RnB group SWV) wipe either....how?  Isn't there a danger of cutting your ass with those long talon-like nails?

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axeman61 Level 14

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10 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

I saw this tweet and thought it was parody...it wasn't.

I should have known better but I gave the sliver of the benefit of the doubt.  So of course I looked it up.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/musk-says-x-is-considering-removing-likes-reposts-content-2024-03-06/

I go a little crazy every time this dude does something big in the news or X. I legit don't get what the long game is. Like, what are you doing telling advertisers to go fuck themselves? What are you doing removing likes and RTs on the feed? That's the 2nd-most reason people click on something.

 

This reeks of "we fired most of our tech team and now have to shave computing wherever we can"

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RSG3 Level 18

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5 hours ago, axeman61 said:

What are you doing removing likes and RTs on the feed?

He's not getting the likes and retweets he thought he would so he's removing the features so they'll stop hurting his feelings. 

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BB_Hoody Level 14

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23 hours ago, MillionX said:

Well, I never gave this topic any thought until Coach brought it up now... 

yeah---if they go way overboard with a super-sized bbl---how can they still do proper wiping?  Imagine a woman walking around with that big fake dump-truck sized booty....and it's just permanently stank back there... no way to fix it.... possible leakage + dooky remnant smells.

The Office Lol GIF

 

*edit---and I still wonder how the women with those super fingernails (e.g.--the ladies of the 90s RnB group SWV) wipe either....how?  Isn't there a danger of cutting your ass with those long talon-like nails?

We want dat azz to look like a dump truck. Not smell like one. And I think I mentioned this before. But us Americans when it comes to hygiene? We suck. 

 

We think wiping with dry TP is fine. Rest of the developed world is looking at us like we're cave people. My time in Qatar opened my eyes to how unsanitary that was. Once they put me on to carrying a bottle of soapy water to wet the TP with before wiping? Then drying with dry TP? I couldn't go back.

 

It was the same mind blowing experience I had when I first bit into a medium cooked steak after eating well done most of my life.

 

Also I'm having an amazing week in the stock market. Been in and out of a stock that has made me a lil over 2k so far. Had I put more money in on those trades? I'd be up over 5k. So now I jumped back this same stock with $1500. Up $600 as of close so that's $2600 made so far

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Hecatom Level 18

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On 3/3/2024 at 8:52 PM, VirginDefiler said:

but do i dare tell her. the ole "get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"

 

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i freakin do dare. lets see what happens. i will let ya know how crazy this convo gets.

 

btw, this is a online convo im having. not in person.

shes some crazy cosplayer on instagram. shrug. 

sorry if that disappoints the story

 

Bro, you are either being cat fished, or groomed into a parasocial relationship with an of thot.

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MillionX Level 16

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Toriyama is one of those notable people that I think of when there's that question of who you'd like to interview/chat with in person... it would be interesting just hearing what it's like creating a character and story/universe that goes on to be so incredibly popular across the world for years and decades and all the merchandising that goes with it---toys, games, movies, clothing, etc.  It's a thing probably every other artist or other creative-type person dreams of... to have produced something from your imagination and sketchbooks that hits BIG with the world like that.

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MillionX Level 16

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I just heard this point of contention again on a podcast/livestream I'm listening to at the moment---one thing I'll never agree with about critics of Man of Steel---when they have a problem with Superman eventually killing Zod.  It made perfect sense within the context of the movie/story there... what else was Kal-El supposed to do, bruh?  It was presented in a harshly real-world kinda way... anyone that's on my side of the issue has probably already gone thru these points a thousand times in their head at least:

  1. Clark was "fresh" at the superhero thing.
  2. As far as he knows, he is literally the ONLY dude on the planet at the moment that is capable of dealing with this bad guy Krptonian.
  3. Zod is quickly adjusting to his powers here on Earth...as time goes by, he will only become more of a threat quickly as he gets used to the effects of the sun.
  4. Zod has also clearly stated something to the effect of this only ending 1 of 2 ways---"either they die, or I do...".  He has heat vision about to vaporize some people and when begged to stop he's like "NEVER."  Ok, *neck snap* DONE.

..and again, this guy being a fellow Kryptonian happens to also be a military-born/trained dude....that makes the threat level here even worse when you consider that. (*imagine, you as a "regular dude" having to fight with some guy that's like a SWAT or Navy SEAL Team 6 badass with years of combat training...)  What, we're going to put him in a regular prison he'll easily break out of 2 seconds later?  In this movie we don't have that weird phantom zone trap thing so that's not an option....the Fortress is the only Kryptonian tech still around aside from the now destroyed ship the others arrived in and he wouldn't know how any of that shit works. 

 

I forgot if Clark was even aware of kryptonite at this point, actually...so that's another option that's not quite on the table if I recall. (and even there, he wouldn't be carrying it around...that job would likely fall to Batman, who Clark hasn't even met in this movie)

 

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Red Rock Candy Level 4

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12 hours ago, MillionX said:

I forgot if Clark was even aware of kryptonite at this point, actually...so that's another option that's not quite on the table if I recall. (and even there, he wouldn't be carrying it around...that job would likely fall to Batman, who Clark hasn't even met in this movie)

 

Kryptonite was not in that movie and neither was his ice breath.  Man of Steel was a fantastic super hero film that made me hype for a DC movieverse but then they had to go fuck it up.

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