The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

AriesWarlock · April 14

Darc_Requiem · April 14

Side note: I'm really sick and tired of random whores and I mean whores posting random pornographic replies under seemingly every tweet. I don't want your stank ass OnlyFans. Shit like this makes me glad I don't have kids and for you parents on Megashock, I feel for yall.

Edited April 14 by Darc_Requiem

DangerousJ · April 14

I thought those were all bots.

Lantis · April 14

Yeah I think they're bots along with the ones who usually post crypto scheme and shit like that

Hecatom · April 14

Hecatom · April 14

3 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Side note: I'm really sick and tired of random whores and I mean whores posting random pornographic replies under seemingly every tweet. I don't want your stank ass OnlyFans. Shit like this makes me glad I don't have kids and for you parents on Megashock, I feel for yall.

Reiraku · April 14

AriesWarlock · April 15

Both should be in jail

Edited April 15 by AriesWarlock

Hecatom · April 15

VirginDefiler · April 15

anyone seen the new FALLOUT tv show on amazon based on the video game?

Reticently · April 15

20 hours ago, RSG3 said:

This isn't controversial, people say this all the time. The controversial opinion is that Pho is over rated as fuck. I've had it a few times and it's fine. The way people rant about it is insane tho, it's not nearly that good lol. I would rather have Ramen lol.

Reminds when I had my first In & Out burger and all I could think was "This is it?"

So one of my dad's plethora of ex-wives was evacuated from the roof of the Saigon embassy as a kid back during the Vietnam war.

Homemade pho by someone who knows what they're doing is fucking amazing.

AriesWarlock · April 15

That guy is crazy

VirginDefiler · April 15

genius

not shaq tho.

Sonichuman · April 15

You gotta be a real hateful self entitled bitch to wish a plane full of people to crash. Bad enough we got doors popping off Boeings and shit and you wanna wish extra bad Karma on a bunch of people who probably had nothing to do with your reason for getting kicked off the plane. Hope she gets banned from that airline and all of her the prices for her flights triple or get delayed until she grows TF up.

Edited April 15 by Sonichuman

RSG3 · April 15

3 hours ago, Reticently said:

Homemade pho by someone who knows what they're doing is fucking amazing.

Yea but what home made isn't fucking amazing?

"Plethora of Ex-Wives" is a heol of scentence lol.

Reticently · April 15

18 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

"Plethora of Ex-Wives" is a heol of scentence lol.

It is, by far, the mildest shade that one could cast at my father, lol. Somebody on here once replied to one of my stories about him that he sounded more like a Grand Theft Auto character than a real person, and honestly that's pretty accurate.

21 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Yea but what home made isn't fucking amazing?

Plenty of stuff, really. But I guess what I'm trying to say is that the delta between bad pho and good pho is huge, and the best pho is at least in the conversation to be better than the best ramen.

RSG3 · April 15

I'll take your word for it because I'm pretty over it. I've had it at like 10 different places and it's fine.

Chadouken · April 15

There's a pho place here called Pho A Dong, but I haven't tried it. I needed to hit it up.

DangerousJ · April 15

I don't really like soup,but the broth is really nice imo. I usually only want pho between November and February since it's mostly hot here.

The solid elements (noodles/beef) are nothing special. In that sense, ramen is seemingly better.

TheInfernoman · April 15

MEME MONDAY!

To Binge or not edition!

Dayaan · April 15

25 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

There's a pho place here called Pho A Dong, but I haven't tried it. I needed to hit it up.

She Pho on my Dong till I scream A

RSG3 · April 15

5 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

MEME MONDAY!

To Binge or not edition!

I like he calls it stupid, says "Imagine if" like we have to imagine when we know what it's like to have the entire season drop at once, and then never explains why it's dumb, least not in that tweet, can't see the thread.

VirginDefiler · April 15

axeman61 · April 15

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

I like he calls it stupid, says "Imagine if" like we have to imagine when we know what it's like to have the entire season drop at once, and then never explains why it's dumb, least not in that tweet, can't see the thread.

Stuff tends to do better and stay in public consciousness more when it's week to week. Binge shows are forgotten about soon after, unless they're really good.

That's my take on it anyway.

Chadouken · April 15

As a consumer, I prefer the whole season to drop at once so I can watch it at my leisure.

Sonichuman · April 15

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

As a consumer, I prefer the whole season to drop at once so I can watch it at my leisure.

I can understand wanting it all at once but there is something to be said with the episode a week format that's undeniable and that's the "water cooler" discussion. There's a ton of people talking about Xmen 97's 5th episode right now and it definitely is generating more buzz than it probably ever would have if everything had dropped at once.

TheInfernoman · April 15

As I have grown older, I prefer the whole season drop va week to week. Why? Because It's easier to watch at a pace I prefer. I feel there's more to discuss woth more context vs the week to week.

Having said that, I can tolerate either way.

AriesWarlock · April 16

Korean males getting destroyed

Dayaan · April 16

I got a cheap digital point-and-shoot camera, and while it's great for some fun photography, it's secretly really, really good for taking pictures... in the dark... with the flash...

DoctaMario · April 16

1 hour ago, TheInfernoman said:

As I have grown older, I prefer the whole season drop va week to week. Why? Because It's easier to watch at a pace I prefer. I feel there's more to discuss woth more context vs the week to week.

Having said that, I can tolerate either way.

I stopped watching Shogun til the whole season is dropped. I can't do the week to week thing anymore, it's not like it's the 70s.

VirginDefiler · April 16

i saw dune part two.

its better than the first one. more action, more compelling. more engaging and gripping. feyd was dope. best thing about the movie.

uh, idk if theyre be a ppart 3. hope so. we need good solid trilogies

AriesWarlock · April 16

VirginDefiler · April 16

VirginDefiler · April 16

MillionX · April 16

another huge VTM lore vid I was watching recently; over an hour about one of the coolest clans ---- Tzimisce (They're known to represent shapeshifting/ flesh-sculpting body-horror x100000, basically)...

Edited April 16 by MillionX

VirginDefiler · April 17

VirginDefiler · April 17

i personally use

i dont like the colgne. but i love the deodorant stick tho.

it actually has alot of actual deodorant inside. like alot. its spun at the bottom to raise the deo.

but it has alot of deo. u can feel its heavy weight having so much of it. you get a great scent too. clean aqua ocean scent.

and its just, the most pleasant experience with a deo ive ever had.

i had a grey flannel deo too but i stopped using it even tho the scent is better but the exp of dealing with the shrinkage of the deo over time. and how its spun. nahhh.

but cool water deo is dope.

Jurassic · April 17

The bizarre story of Saudi Arabia's hyper futuristic city development.

AriesWarlock · April 17

RSG3 · April 17

I mean, it's his show. You paid for his show lol.

DangerousJ · April 17

Funny Names:

Christian Cocks - the current Hasbro CEO. I've NEVER seen the "rooster" spelling only the X way lol. I guess he's voting for Trump lol.

Poundland - Apparently this is a British version of Dollar Store, not a brothel.

Dick Butkus - Renowned NFL player lol

Jack Antonoff - Musician. The Abramoff legacy continues lol

Nacho Daddy - restaurant

Vladimir Poutine - Montreal restaurant

Beat the Meat - Saudi Burger joint

Darc_Requiem · April 17

52 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Funny Names:

Christian Cocks - the current Hasbro CEO. I've NEVER seen the "rooster" spelling only the X way lol. I guess he's voting for Trump lol.

Poundland - Apparently this is a British version of Dollar Store, not a brothel.

Dick Butkus - Renowned NFL player lol

Jack Antonoff - Musician. The Abramoff legacy continues lol

Nacho Daddy - restaurant

Vladimir Poutine - Montreal restaurant

Beat the Meat - Saudi Burger joint

I can't believe you left out Matt Booty. Xbox just keeps taking Ls.

DangerousJ · April 17

I think the worst thing is...

HE AIN'T BLACK! 😭

Darc_Requiem · April 17

2 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

I think the worst thing is...

HE AIN'T BLACK! 😭

Dangerous Joe Biden, you've exposed yourself old man. I know your catchphrase when I hear it. 🙃

MillionX · April 17

I'm still laughing about that clip where the fat guy that tried shooting that dude in the truck later got popped into the air by that same dude in the truck; I saved the clip of course just in case it ever got taken down.

Centuries later (assuming USA and English still exists), the name "Matt Booty" would still be funny.

Imagine the teachers having to do the roll call and seeing that name the first time when he was a kid...

"and.... uh... BOOTY, Matthew? Is that right? Matt.... Booty...?" <---you know damn well the whole class probably cracked up laughing as the teacher also tried to resist the urge to laugh at the name.

I mentioned here it before, I think but I remember a guy that was in my old school marching band that has the last name "Faggett". I'd argue that's even worse than having "Booty" as the family name.

Edited April 17 by MillionX

TheInfernoman · April 17

MEANWHILE AT WORK YESTERDAY:

Chadouken · April 17

17 minutes ago, MillionX said:

I mentioned here it before, I think but I remember a guy that was in my old school marching band that has the last name "Faggett". I'd argue that's even worse than having "Booty" as the family name.

You fucking think? 🤣

Darc_Requiem · April 17

@MillionXand @ChadoukenI blame both of you for reminding me of this dude.

AriesWarlock · April 18

1 hour ago, MillionX said:

I mentioned here it before, I think but I remember a guy that was in my old school marching band that has the last name "Faggett". I'd argue that's even worse than having "Booty" as the family name.

At least their last name isn'y Gaywood