The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Now im watching dudes blame vibrators for a poor communication and technique issue. 

There's an argument to be made here. Those dudes probably making excuses, but you can't tell me smoking weed is gonna hit the same after some regular consistant Coke use. 

 

"You got wack dick, got it"

 

He got a kid and she still around so it can't be that wack. 

Edited July 21, 2022 by RSG3

[TheInfernoman]

Law Enforcement Thursday

 

 

[RSG3]

I think that might be the dumbest take Aba has ever had, and he has very few of them. With all the stupid shit going on with police we gonna highlight harmless tiktokking?

 

She's getting swifter punishment then cops who murder people in the fucking street, but Tiktoks the real problem. Sure. 

[iStu X]

 

[RSG3]

Image reminds me of a standup i saw about how we as a society got gass-lit by the big corpos and recycle centers into recycling. They threw their garbage into the ocean and then went "Look what YOU did. YOU didnt cut the plastic pop holder rings. YOU didnt put holes in your plastic bags. YOU did this."

 

"Excue me, but YOU never said you where gonna yeet the trash INTO THE OCEAN!!!"

 

🤣

[BornWinner]

I’m so glad this didn’t happen the few times I went to the circus.

 

 

Good news is that everyone is okay. Even the bear was not killed for doing this.

[Chadouken]

52 minutes ago, Maxx said:

You got wack dick. Got it

Nah, it was a play on a joke. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.

[Phantom_Miria]

Here's a challenge for you guys: parody or real?

 

 

I'm asking 'cuz I can't fucking tell.

[Chadouken]

3 minutes ago, Phantom_Miria said:

Here's a challenge for you guys: parody or real?

Fake, unfortunately. But that last line tho 😂

[Maxx]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

There's an argument to be made here. Those dudes probably making excuses, but you can't tell me smoking weed is gonna hit the same after some regular consistant Coke use. 

 

"You got wack dick, got it"

 

He got a kid and she still around so it can't be that wack. 

-my counter point would be dudes been failing yo make girls cum longer than girls have had access to vibrators. Especially when we were in hs and previous gens didnt have as an easy access to them as teens/woman do now. Most of my female friends didnt get access to them well into their fucking years. 

 

-lol wack doesnt mean it doesnt work 🤣

[Maxx]

9 minutes ago, Phantom_Miria said:

Here's a challenge for you guys: parody or real?

 

 

I'm asking 'cuz I can't fucking tell.

Lol this nigga got corona and then got the vaccine and even told his people to get the fucking vaccine 🤣🤣🤣 

[RSG3]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

-my counter point would be dudes been failing yo make girls cum longer than girls have had access to vibrators. Especially when we were in hs and previous gens didnt have as an easy access to them as teens/woman do now. Most of my female friends didnt get access to them well into their fucking years. 

My counter would be the majority of people fail at what they set out to do lol.

 

2 minutes ago, Maxx said:

-lol wack doesnt mean it doesnt work 🤣

I simply said it couldnt be THAT wack if she stuck around lol. Clearly it works lol.

[DangerousJ]

You've come a long way, Tarantulas....

 

Left  - 1996 BW Tarantulas   

Right - 2022 Legacy

 

 

[Hecatom]

[RSG3]

Just now, Hecatom said:

Still beats the days of the kids playing Mario on Xbox while Crash Bandicoot Wompa Fruit sound effects roar in the backround.

[Hecatom]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Lol this nigga got corona and then got the vaccine and even told his people to get the fucking vaccine 🤣🤣🤣 

 

He was pushing for the vaccine since the very beginning.

But since he was the one pushing it, a lot of people on the left where pretty much doing the whole anti vaxxer shit just to change their tune once it was a goverment of their liking the one pushing it, and vice versa, people on the right being pro vaccination just to change their stance once it was Biden the one in the office.

 

It baffles me how people made this subject political.

Is one thing to have health concerns, is another to be against it just because is not your political party the one promoting it.

[RSG3]

12 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

It baffles me how people made this subject political.

Does it really tho? I have a hard time believing this baffled you even a little.

Edited July 21, 2022 by RSG3

[Hecatom]

4 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Does it really tho? I have a hard time believing this baffled you even a little.

Edit
 

TBH, it and doesnt baffles me.

It puts me in a dichotomy, a paradox where both things happen simultaneously.

 

Edited July 21, 2022 by Hecatom

[MillionX]

The creature design in this movie looks quite alright, actually; I like it, though they look more like monstrous mutated humans than wolves... I wish the guy hadn't explained basically the whole movie in this video though

 

*the 4k Feature Presentation for tonight--- Raiders of the Lost Ark, folks... oh yeah I'm about to watch a Nazi's face melt in glorious 4k.

[Chadouken]

Bruh 😂

 

[TheInfernoman]

god that smile of his looks weird and unsettling 😦

[Hecatom]

 

[Genghis_Dong]

Was the left anti vaxx and the right pro vaxx under trump? Tbh wasn't paying that much attention, but don't remember it being that way.

 

edit: ty for any responses that come. 

Edited July 22, 2022 by Genghis_Dong

[Chadouken]

3 minutes ago, Genghis_Dong said:

Was the left anti vaxx and the right pro vaxx under trump? Tbh wasn't paying that much attention, but don't remember it being that way.

No, not in general. But some of the left politicians said they wouldn't take a vaccine that was produced under Trump. Because they're fucking idiots. Then they changed their tune after Biden won.

 

It's stupid how much we associate actual people with the politicians they vote for, as if that's all that defines them. 

[iStu X]

5 hours ago, Maxx said:

You got wack dick. Got it

 

[Maxx]

32 minutes ago, iStu X said:

 

☠️☠️☠️

 

I kinda need pictures because the only way this makes sense to me is if shes a fat girl. 

 

Edit: shes thiccer but not fat fat.. Dude has no excuse to fuckin folds 🤣

Edited July 22, 2022 by Maxx

[TheInfernoman]

I think the question I would ask her is "WHY DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN?" "YOU CHOOSE THIS MAN TO BANG"

 

At least she knows she posted a pseudo L so props to her admitting that.

 

Asking her about her weight isn't missing the point. It wouldn't happen to a skinny chick. Having said that it's not a knock on her being curvy/thicc/etc. 

Edited July 22, 2022 by TheInfernoman

[Chadouken]

[Genghis_Dong]

We live in a world where people think the moon landing was fake, the earth is flat. Dude was probably hammered. Not saying the story 100% true, but its not that out there in the bigger picture. Motherfuckers get their dicks stuck in vending machines and ER's have to take in people who shove pinecones up their ass. Some girl getting thigh fucked isn't out of the realm of possibility.

[Maxx]

16 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

I think the question I would ask her is "WHY DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN?" "YOU CHOOSE THIS MAN TO BANG"

 

At least she knows she posted a pseudo L so props to her admitting that.

 

Asking her about her weight isn't missing the point. It wouldn't happen to a skinny chick. Having said that it's not a knock on her being curvy/thicc/etc. 

I looked at her pics and shes thicc but not fat fat so its def an L on the dude. 

 

This is def an insecurity issue too because she def could have told him but she may have been afraid or ashamed to say especially if she was young. 

[Phantom_Miria]

 

[VirginDefiler]

have u guys seen the hunter biden porno n coke binging home vids yet btw? just curious.

[MillionX]

It's been a while since I've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark... oh yeah, Karen Allen was definitely my favorite of the ladies from this franchise.  Kate Capshaw was nice but Karen would be my pick.  She was so cute...there's also a brief upskirt shot on her.

[Genghis_Dong]

No but I've heard he had a fat cock and the ladies are fine.  They on pornhub yet?

[Reiraku]

On 7/19/2022 at 6:54 PM, iStu X said:

Hey man, I’m a little short this month. Think you could hit me with a few bills? 
 

I'm late but...

[TheInfernoman]

3 hours ago, Hecatom said:

 

My goal making videos was never to become some influencer. I don't want to influence, I just want to use the skills I gained in college to do one of the few things I am somewhat decent at and if it works out make money. For now making videos is a hobby outside of my full time job. 

[Maxx]

Man has the most realistic laugh in all of anime

 

 

[AriesWarlock]

[VirginDefiler]

if you call a white girl with a booty a "whooty"..what do you call a asian with a booty?

 

 

its not a joke. i genuinely would like to know. there is no punchline to my question. 

[Chadouken]

24 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

if you call a white girl with a booty a "whooty"..what do you call a asian with a booty?

 

 

its not a joke. i genuinely would like to know. there is no punchline to my question. 

Yum-yum?

[DangerousJ]

32 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

if you call a white girl with a booty a "whooty"..what do you call a asian with a booty?

 

 

its not a joke. i genuinely would like to know. there is no punchline to my question. 

Yooty?

[Phantom_Miria]

[axeman61]

I haven't seen the "real" pictures, but that HAS to be photoshopped. Either that, or that pic caught him at just the wrong angle.

[AriesWarlock]

This was a great race. A world champion, a former champion, a defending champion, this year's champion, etc.

[Maxx]

 

[axeman61]

Has anyone seen Nope yet?

 

I'm going to see it later today, but it may be REALLY later, and I don't want to get spoiled if I go on the internet. Is it decent?

[AriesWarlock]

 

Wendy’s iconic mascot, who’s widely known for her red hair and pigtails, got a new hairstyle at one of the chain’s new locations in the UK.

Customers at the newly opened Wendy’s in Camden, London, will see an ‘Emo Wendy’ with bangs, black highlights, and ear piercings. Next to that logo will also be a ‘punk’ version of Wendy with spiky hair and earrings.

Last month, the fast-food company teamed up with ad agency VMLY&R and the artist platform Camden Open Air Gallery to design three new looks for the Wendy’s mascot. Then Wendy’s asked its Twitter followers to vote for their favorite design: punk, bouffant quiff, or emo. The punk and emo designs won and ultimately made it to the exterior of the Camden restaurant.

 

punk 🤘

[Maxx]

4 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

Wendy’s iconic mascot, who’s widely known for her red hair and pigtails, got a new hairstyle at one of the chain’s new locations in the UK.

Customers at the newly opened Wendy’s in Camden, London, will see an ‘Emo Wendy’ with bangs, black highlights, and ear piercings. Next to that logo will also be a ‘punk’ version of Wendy with spiky hair and earrings.

Last month, the fast-food company teamed up with ad agency VMLY&R and the artist platform Camden Open Air Gallery to design three new looks for the Wendy’s mascot. Then Wendy’s asked its Twitter followers to vote for their favorite design: punk, bouffant quiff, or emo. The punk and emo designs won and ultimately made it to the exterior of the Camden restaurant.

 

punk 🤘

Lmfao need this America. 

[MillionX]

Let Disney or Netflix do the makeover and Wendys girl would suddenly transform into a Black woman, since that's the rules 🤣 Nah I can't let that go.  

 

It also just hit me...imagine what happens to Maxine when they do the inevitable remake of Stranger Things about 10 to 15 years from now...

[Phantom_Miria]

57 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Has anyone seen Nope yet?

Nope.

 

🙂