The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[DangerousJ]

I dont care about sports, but I cant believe Pippen only has a net worth of $20 million compared to 

 

MJ 1.6 billion

Shaq 400 

 

Why does Shaq do so many stupid commercials?

Icy hot, Ink cartridges, etc.  

I guess its easy money, but its not like hes about to enter bankruptcy.

 

Rodman only has 500k. He needs the goofy commercials more than Shaq.

[HD-Man]

Eating a well done steak should be punishable by law 😤

[DangerousJ]

Just now, HD-Man said:

Eating a well done steak should be punishable by law 😤

You need to buy some Air Rodmans and help a brotha out!

[HD-Man]

Just now, DangerousJ said:

You need to buy some Air Rodmans and help a brotha out!

I love Rodman, ain't buyin his shoes tho 😂

Although he does have one decent looking pair, hmmmm🤔

 

.....still ain't buyin em tho. Lmao

[Lantis]

56 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

I don't get all the hate for the new Space Jam movie. Not only is LeBron a better basketball player than Jordan

[HD-Man]

My boy either got a stalker or he got caught up with some hoes. Mfers wrote murals, essays and every cuss word you can think of all over his car with a marker/lipstick. Shit😂

[Faltimar the Dark]

At least they didnt carve that shit into his car with a key/knife.

[DarkSakul]

 

[Reiraku]

3 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Is he from India or Pakistan?

I find the idea of a dude from India ordering a steak hilarious

[DangerousJ]

2 minutes ago, Reiraku said:

I find the idea of a dude from India ordering a steak hilarious

 

I do it every few months.

[Deadly_Raver]

On 7/18/2021 at 11:24 AM, HD-Man said:

Eating a well done steak should be punishable by law 😤

Eating it IS the punishment.  Far too many innocent people have been fooled into eating charred leather.  When one is dragged down into the depths of madness this way, is it any wonder that the zombie apocalypse is such a popular story?  On second thought, I take that back.  When given no other choice, Even the mindless undead would rather devour human flesh over eating burnt cow ass.  A shambling abomination has more sense than to taint their tongues with that, so please my brothers and sisters, don't let the zombies outsmart you:  Eat medium or medium rare if you can.  

Edited July 20, 2021 by Deadly_Raver

[AriesWarlock]

Frank Frazetta’s “Fire and Ice” concept art. Graphite. (1982)

 

[Reiraku]

Fire and Ice was so damn cool. My uncle showed me that and Watership Down when I was young.

[Maxx]

Lol I appreciate this level of self depreciation 

 

 

[RSG3]

5 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

At least they didnt carve that shit into his car with a key/knife.

More like too bad they didn't. Easy lawsuit and new paintjob.

[Chadouken]

Have you guys ever encountered quicksand?

[Maxx]

3 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Have you guys ever encountered quicksand?

🤣🤣🤣 No but as John melaney said in a special.. I thought it's be more of a problem in real life as cartoons made it out to be. 

[iStu X]

[Hecatom]

[HD-Man]

23 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

I have so many questions that I don't think can be answered.... 

[iStu X]

6 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I have so many questions that I don't think can be answered

The short of it is that Starfire has a new YA novel coming out that’s about her daughter who feels she constantly needs to live up to Starfire reputation. her daughter is a plus sized goth kid. 
 

 

Edited July 19, 2021 by iStu X

[Darc_Requiem]

12 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I have so many questions that I don't think can be answered.... 

It's pretty simple. The author lacks creativity, did a self insert character, and doesn't seem to have grasp on who Starfire is. BTW People are saying she isn't a self insert character......

 

 

 

Edited July 19, 2021 by Darc_Requiem

[Reiraku]

Yup. Basically erased the already established daughter of Starfire in place of a self-insert from the author

[Darc_Requiem]

Some DC fan used a monkey's paw to wish for Nightstar and this is the result. 👀

[HD-Man]

Oh, FatFire Jr. does not seem like something I'd want to read. I'll respectfully pass 😂

[DarkSakul]

4 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Have you guys ever encountered quicksand?

Yes, and unlike the movies it's easy to escape. 

it's just sandy water, just calm down, allow your self to float and make your way to a edge to pull your self out. 

[Hecatom]

3 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

It's pretty simple. The author lacks creativity, did a self insert character, and doesn't seem to have grasp on who Starfire is. BTW People are saying she isn't a self insert character......

 

 

The sad thing is that she can actually write, since she has done some previous stories that are good, and her current Detective Comics run is good according to people i know (have not read it yet to see if is true or not)

So dunno if this self insert is born only from her own desire, or something that comes from circumstances that lead to it

Edited July 19, 2021 by Hecatom

[Hecatom]

2 hours ago, iStu X said:

her daughter is a plus sized goth kid. 

Which imo doesnt make a sense, considering who are her parents.

Goth maybe, but never that ghoul, unless is some Metal Gear recesive genes shit happening here, where she got all the bad genes from Nightwing and Starfire.

[iStu X]

6 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

Which imo doesnt make a sense, considering who are her parents.

Goth maybe, but never that ghoul, unless is some Metal Gear recesive genes shit happening here, where she got all the bad genes from Nightwing and Starfire.

I mean, I don’t particularly care. It’s a non-canon story and a young adult novel. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

the only thing I know is she pens a lot of the most popular comics in DC right now 

 

Edited July 19, 2021 by iStu X

[Hecatom]

1 minute ago, iStu X said:

I mean, I don’t particularly care. It’s a non-canon story and a young adult novel. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

In my case, is more a thing that i find worth mocking, since is the 2nd attempt of DC trying to use their chars as a way to enter the YA market, which will likely fail as well.

This is one of the reasons why manga is winning those days against comics.

 

 

[iStu X]

9 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

In my case, is more a thing that i find worth mocking, since is the 2nd attempt of DC trying to use their chars as a way to enter the YA market, which will likely fail as well.

This is one of the reasons why manga is winning those days against comics.

 

 

Western Comics are actually doing the best numbers they’ve ever done post comic crash of the 90’s. Both Marvel and DC have some of the best writers in the history of the business right now. Hell, even indy titles. A lot of Indy titles out sell Marvel and DC on a month to month basis as well. 
 

the issue with Marvel and DC rely way too much on old hat tropes and legacy characters. They’re too afraid to step out of the box and create new genuinely new characters and to retire legacy characters. 
 

It’s why the old saying among comics readers is “no matter how much everything changes the conclusion is always everything goes back to the way it was”. Which is ironic, cause all comic readers bitch about is wanting exciting and new until they’re actually given it then they just bitch about it. 

 

That isn’t me trying to discredit manga as a medium, btw. I get why manga sells in such high numbers. I just wish they were actually good manga’s. It’s all shonen trash like demon slayer or my hero 
 

 

Edited July 19, 2021 by iStu X

[Hecatom]

3 minutes ago, iStu X said:

It’s all shonen trash like demon slayer or my hero 

 

My nigga, there are plenty of mangas that are not shonen, so dunno what are you smoking 🤣

Edited July 19, 2021 by Hecatom

[iStu X]

3 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

My nigga, there is plenty of mangas that are not shonen, so dunno what are you smoking 🤣

That’s not what I said, or how I meant it to come across. I’m saying the top selling mangas each month are shonen trash like fire force, demon slayer and my hero 

Edited July 19, 2021 by iStu X

[Hecatom]

Just now, iStu X said:

That’s not what I said, or how I meant it to come across. I’m saying the top selling mangas each month is shonen trash like fire force, demon slayer and my hero 

Ah ok, the way you phrased it made it seem like you were saying something different.

But still, i disagree with you in that Kimetsu no Yaiba, MHA and to an extent, Fir Force, are trash.

I get it if you don't like them, but they are certainly not bad, and while they are shonen, i think that they have been doing good things that go beyond the common tropes of the shonen umbrella.

 

There is also one thing that you need to keep in mind, sales for those maybe are higher because they are weekly mangas, when you compare them to stuff like Space Brothers which is bi weekly and on a seinen magazine that is less international than Jump, is more easy to have more sales for them.

 

 

[Deadly_Raver]

5 hours ago, Hecatom said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The worst part for me is that I didn't notice at first because she has the same body as him.

EDIT:  Ya'll were just talking about anime and I just bumped into this vid.
 

 

Coincidence?  Probably.  Watch it anyway.

Edited July 19, 2021 by Deadly_Raver

[HD-Man]

I think my homegirl/ex jump off (don't ask) is on a never-ending mission to see if she can be the most tacky dressed individual at any given event.

 

Mfer wants to wear some fat, hot ass wheat timberland boots with a black leather tutu in the middle of fuckin Summer in the Deep South where the average temperature is close to 100 degrees or better

 

I'm so glad we're just friends now🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂

Edited July 19, 2021 by HD-Man

[Deadly_Raver]

7 hours ago, HD-Man said:

I think my homegirl/ex jump off (don't ask) is on a never-ending mission to see if she can be the most tacky dressed individual at any given event.

 

Mfer wants to wear some fat, hot ass wheat timberland boots with a black leather tutu in the middle of fuckin Summer in the Deep South where the average temperature is close to 100 degrees or better

 

I'm so glad we're just friends now🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂

how bad are we talking here?  Is she,"Girl, I see what you're doing, but you could've done better" bad, or are up on some,"People of wal mart/celebs wear it to the acadamy awards" Levels of bad?  

 

 

................and a black leather tutu?  Is she auditioning for a tekken character's alt costume?  

[AriesWarlock]

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes

Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.

 

 

 

 

The film follows a young woman who survives a car crash as a child, which completely alters her relationship to cars into adulthood. When she walks out of the hospital after undergoing brain surgery, she ignores her family and walks up to their car, which she hugs and kisses instead. The protagonist, Alexia, is a dancer in a sleazy underground car scene.

And yes, she is pregnant with a car. She’s even lactating black oil. That’s also happening.

[Maxx]

34 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes

Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.

 

 

 

 

The film follows a young woman who survives a car crash as a child, which completely alters her relationship to cars into adulthood. When she walks out of the hospital after undergoing brain surgery, she ignores her family and walks up to their car, which she hugs and kisses instead. The protagonist, Alexia, is a dancer in a sleazy underground car scene.

And yes, she is pregnant with a car. She’s even lactating black oil. That’s also happening.

Nigga.... Wat

[TheInfernoman]

46 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes

Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.

 

 

 

 

The film follows a young woman who survives a car crash as a child, which completely alters her relationship to cars into adulthood. When she walks out of the hospital after undergoing brain surgery, she ignores her family and walks up to their car, which she hugs and kisses instead. The protagonist, Alexia, is a dancer in a sleazy underground car scene.

And yes, she is pregnant with a car. She’s even lactating black oil. That’s also happening.

Stunning and brave!

[DangerousJ]

She's a trans-race-ial?

[iStu X]

11 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

She's a trans-race-ial?

[AriesWarlock]

40 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Nigga.... Wat

And to add

 

There’s a scene where the protagonist adopts a new male gender that sees her pass herself off as a boy who disappeared a decade later.

[HD-Man]

1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said:

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes

Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.

 

 

 

 

The film follows a young woman who survives a car crash as a child, which completely alters her relationship to cars into adulthood. When she walks out of the hospital after undergoing brain surgery, she ignores her family and walks up to their car, which she hugs and kisses instead. The protagonist, Alexia, is a dancer in a sleazy underground car scene.

And yes, she is pregnant with a car. She’s even lactating black oil. That’s also happening.

Da fuck? 🤨

[Maxx]

2 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

And to add

 

There’s a scene where the protagonist adopts a new male gender that sees her pass herself off as a boy who disappeared a decade later.

It this like a thinly veiled insult movie at transgender people? 

[BB_Hoody]

1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said:

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes

Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.

 

 

 

 

The film follows a young woman who survives a car crash as a child, which completely alters her relationship to cars into adulthood. When she walks out of the hospital after undergoing brain surgery, she ignores her family and walks up to their car, which she hugs and kisses instead. The protagonist, Alexia, is a dancer in a sleazy underground car scene.

And yes, she is pregnant with a car. She’s even lactating black oil. That’s also happening.

*yawn* let me know when a chick gets pregnant with a aircraft. so we can see some people who can actually call themselves attack helicopters

Edited July 19, 2021 by BB_Hoody

[Deadly_Raver]

9 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

*yawn* let me know when a chick gets pregnant with a aircraft. so we can see some people who can actually call themselves attack helicopters

yo man, don't spoil the sequel like that.  

[HD-Man]

Another rainy day, so this is like going on 4 weeks straight with the forecast saying we got another week of this shit 😒

[Faltimar the Dark]

Close to like a hunned here today.  I'm ready for fall and winter now.

Edited July 19, 2021 by Faltimar the Dark

[AriesWarlock]

I'm ready for a nuclear winter myself 🤘