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2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Bullshit, they didn't even know the can couldn't be bought. They didn't know one fucking thing about the promotion beyond who the promoter was, and you had to go look for her promotional material because it wasn't a wide spread campaign. 

 

First world losers inventing first world problems to have a bitch fit over. Absolute losers of the highest order.  Right up there with whoever whined about YouTube asking if you actually want to post cuss words like one click and it posts anyway hahaha. 

people are mad because

 

a) bud light picked a actor, portraying a transgender, a trans portraying a 6 year old. thats also portraying someone goofy acting. to represent women, on exactly international womens day.

b) coupled with that trans that beat that female at that swim match, which i think also affected her athletic scholarship at her college happening at the same time.

c)coupled with all the other companies doing the same as budweiser all in the name of servicing esg scores. meh. yea, people are fed up already. and i think yu are underestimating this antiwoke movement. 

you keep assuming its just extremist right wing conservs that are boycotting. nope. its most people. 

you dont lose tens of billions of dollars in just a matter of a few weeks if it was just a few rednecks like you keep swearing to yourself.

this isnt just the red states. its everybody bro. blue, red, conserv, libs..

no one wants a bearded asshole wearing a dress at disney bro. 

if i had a daughter. im not really looking forward to bringing her to disneyland to have some freaky looking dude give her nigthmares when all she wants to see is a young pretty girl wearing a princess dress. greating her at the door man.

like wtf?

cuz most folks...just plain old dont wanna see trannies man. cuz lets be honest. theyre sorta gross. 

like what are most people gonna do with trannies?

straight people dont wanna have nothing to do with em. and guess what neither do gay people.

like. what gay man is gonna wanna bang a girl that transitions into male? when theres a million hot gay dudes to bang? like why?

banging a tranny is like buying a ferrari with no engine.

like why? 

its pointless cuz you arent getting what you want.

its why even gays dont really wanna like. have anything to do with em.

and i dont think that um.

like if companies put the TOKEN transgender into a commercial or ad, in the background along with other token minorities i dont think most people would mind, but htheyre putting transgenders into the forefront. and again. no one really likes em. sooo what do you expect?

and its all in the name of servicing esg scores  in other words to serve the establishment aka the top 5% ers in wealth. aka the banking system. and the banks and corps are terrified of being labeled as non-inclusive.

d) another thing that really bugs people.

AND THIS I THINK IS WHAT HAS FOLKS UP IN ARMS MORE THAN THE OTHER REASONS I LISTED A/B/C REASONS ABOVE. is that if you say "i dont like that." you get labeled as bigoted or prejudiced.

which is fuckin stupid and obnoxious because people are allowed to dislike things. 

if i dont like bananas now im bigoted against bananas??? i just dont like bananas. period. why do i haveta be forced against my will to like bananas if i dont?

i personally dont gaf about trannies or the alphabet people.

im all about letting people live in peace.

but you cant just be all inclusive.

you cant just have some college student identifying as a cat at her college and saying she cant be asked questions and etc by her professors....and for the school to go along with it.

if theres a heaven.

if theres a God.

would god be all inclusive?

would god just let anyone into heaven..even hitler? just to avoid being called exclusive?

God:  "hey hitler, i know you did bad things. but...since i dont wanna exclude the minority group called evil people...come right on in. enter heaven."

i hope not.

i hope God is exclusive and just doesnt let anyone in.

cuz heaven would suck donkey balls if evil folk are there too. 

if there is a heaven i can only hope heaven is segregated.

cuz it would be weird as fuck if ann frank found out her roommate in heaven is gonna be hitler, her murderer.

cuz God doesnt wanna be accused of being bigoted and prejudiced against wrongdoers. i hope he doesnt accept any ole bullshit in the name of servicing inclusion for inclusion's sake..

i dont think the vast majority of folks are bigoted against the alphabet community. but inclusion for inclusion's sake is straight up stupid. hence my heaven example.

Ive posted this before but i'll post it again. the patrice oneal "why cant i hate you" topic he discussed.

if no one wants, if the vast majority of folks on the planet just dont wanna see dudes with beards wearing dresses.

why should they be forced to by assholes in corporate industryand marketing  who are in actuality NOT SERVICING the lbgbt+ community but actually servicing the banking system to get better scores, and in actuality exploiting this minority group for financial gain?

 

 

30 years of politcal correct culture is fuckin exhausting. we are all sick of it. 

im tired of hearing stories of assholes showing up to work in spider man costumes cuz he identifies himself as a superhero and the people who work at the business having to put up with that nonsense. 

i want people to be themselves and be happy, but stop the bs already with tryin to control everyones minds.

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

people are mad because

Because they are stupid and have nothing better to do with their lives then whine and cry and bitch about shit that doesn't effect them and they barely understand.  Bud barely lost money. Nike barely lost money. None of these companies have lost significant chunks of money over this. Those billions are pocket change to what they will make in the long term long haul. 

 

Go woke, go broke is a huge massive fucking joke. 

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All this diversity talk is just a marketing spill, the left need to see and hear their support so putting it out there as news is a sales strat it also gives a potential shield from any random college "non-binary" fat ass with blue hair and piercings on his/her eye lids who loves creatively making ways to find anything to make racial. "Oh, there is a fuckin black fry among regular colored fries and the color of my sprite is white that is so racist/misogynistic/homophobic, fuck you fuck fuck". 

If chick-fil-a was that serious they would have opened up branches in black neighborhoods but they don't.

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@VirginDefilerLook if you want a real answer to that question it's because I don't accept "It was a shitpost, it was a joke, it was a prank bro, I was just trolling" as a shield against the responses people get for the things people say and do. We are talking about real people in real situations doing real things, so "I'm shit posting" isn't a good shield imo. It's an incredibly weak and flimsy shield in fact. Like it's one thing to make a joke and another to behaive the way these people do, over cans, or a statement, or a fucking rainbow. Grow up. They are just pissed off they're not being pandered to exclusively anymore. "They went woke and pander to the gays!" Yea because they already spent 100 years pandering to the fat lazy red neck football watching dick head who drinks Budlite. They captured the market already, time to expand and make more money else where. 

 

Like Zats right, it's fucking marketing spill. It's just pandering to a new fucking demo to get their dolleridoos because they dominated the primary one already. It's fucking Capitalism, they believe the myth of infinite growth so they have to expand their markets past the Football crowd. They don't give a shit about the gays or the trans or the bis or anyone, they never gave a fuck about the football crowd either. They care about mooooney. Gay people have green money to. 

 

I shit on them because they think Anhauser-Busch gave a fuck about them and thats pathetic & embarrassing. I stopped believing that shit when I was like 10, 12 years old. Grow the fuck up. 

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Target is probably one of the few big box stores (if not the only) that actually does support it as more than a marketing ploy. All of their pride apparel was designed by LGBT artists or small LGBT businesses. 
 

they’ve been really good about inclusion over the last decade or so. Making special clothing for people with disabilities like cerebral palsy, downs, etc. They also donate to charities, organizations and programs that help those same people. so them reaching out to independent LGBT artists and small businesses definitely tracks with their philosophy on inclusion. 
 

Is it still capitalism? Sure. Of course it is. I’m not saying it isn’t. But as someone who knows, loves and supports so many lgbt people it sucks seeing how much people hate them for just trying to exist, be proud of who they are and companies just trying to help them with that. 

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4 hours ago, Chadouken said:

People boycotting companies for political reasons is funny to me. Like, I didn't agree with Chik-fil-A's ownership politics, but I fucking love me some racist chicken. Now that they've gone woke, the extreme right are gonna boycott, but thet'll be replaced by the extreme left and there's no harm done at all to the company. Meanwhile, I'm still enjoying this chicken while I laugh at all the dumb fucks who think they're making a difference in the world.

 

Hopefully they don't change their recipes and ingredients and such...

 

  

3 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

The funny thing about this to me is that Chic-Fil-A's statement is a complete nothing burger.  They didn't say they were promoting anything, they didn't say they were donating to the alphabet mafia...

 

Hopefully, Chick-fil-A stays silent on this and let it sort out themselves. If the far right doesn't eat at Chick-fil-A then I don't care.

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when the 1st astronaut lands and sets foot on Mars.

we essentially become extra terrestrials. ETs. ufos.

foreigners. on a native planet.

think about that reality.

we will become ETs in this century.

 

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yunno that matt damon movie where hes stuck on mars? they shoulda called that ET pt2 cuz. i didnt realize while watching that movie that he was a extra terrestrial on a native planet.

really good movie btw if u never seen it.

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11 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

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You and RSG shouldn't worry about chick-fil-a anyway. There are rumors that Wholefoods will be opening in a few beaches nationwide, screw the gay chicken burgers and get your groove on with a pig.

  

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 btw, imagine if the gay burgers were a hotdog inside burger buns and they called chick-fil-gay. That would be brilliant.

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I like those stories where humans are the aliens-- there was a great Twilight Zone (original era)  episode like that; actually there's a few...but the one that came to mind right away involved a couple of astronauts from Earth that arrive to another planet that is similar to ours... except the native people there were less advanced and very small; about the size of insects in comparison.  They seemed to be still in the early points of metalsmithing, like maybe bronze or iron age.  From their perspective, the human astronauts were viewed as giant mysterious visitors... perhaps some divine beings worthy of being worshipped as such.  They weren't stranded for long---one guy was able to get the ship tech working again so they could leave... but another guy preferred to stay, since he enjoyed being viewed as a "god" by these native people.  They had even built a statue in their likeness.  Eventually the 2 astronauts fought each other so you could imagine the interesting stories that would inspire for the tiny natives, about how the 2 mysterious "gods" eventually fought each other until one was killed.

 

I imagine that if we did find another world where the native dominant species wasn't quite as advanced yet... there would be interesting debates about whether or not we should intervene at all in their world... some would think we should let them advanced naturally and just observe from a distance whatever happens... vs. others who would say we should help them along and there should be an exchange of ideas/knowledge between their civilization and ours.  I'd probably be on the latter side there (pro-human/native planet species interaction); the interaction and new things learned about their world, and similarities/differences to ours would be fascinating to say the least.  It would be the most incredible scientific discovery in our history.

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20 minutes ago, iStu X said:

You’re such a loser. 

Then why do you open my messages and read them?  You have me blocked so all you should see is something like this -

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I think that alone makes you a bigger loser.  And you also just stole the title of most woke from RSG.  You guys are kind of a tie...you're both fuckin' weird as shit and woke.

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7 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

if u never seen this jose ferrer movie before, its one of the greatest movies ever made and one of, if not the best performance ever committed. i think he won an oscar for this. never seen the colorized version before. looks and sounds beautiful.

I love the firm speaking style of older movies.  I hate that action scenes in modern movies can have the hero practically whispering his lines to such a degree that I have to turn the volume up and down.  I watched Ben Hurr with Charleton Heston over the weekend and I was able to clearly hear every single line that was spoken.

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5 minutes ago, J-ride said:

I love the firm speaking style of older movies.  I hate that action scenes in modern movies can have the hero practically whispering his lines to such a degree that I have to turn the volume up and down.  I watched Ben Hurr with Charleton Heston over the weekend and I was able to clearly hear every single line that was spoken.

I've started watching everything with the closed captioning on in part because my hearing isn't what it used to be, but also, there are a lot of little things you miss that are enumerated in the CC that you don't always catch the characters saying. Some shows are better than others but by and large, it's actually made my watching experience better.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

I've started watching everything with the closed captioning on in part because my hearing isn't what it used to be, but also, there are a lot of little things you miss that are enumerated in the CC that you don't always catch the characters saying. Some shows are better than others but by and large, it's actually made my watching experience better.

 

 

Yeah but to me this just seems to be bad directorial choices to make the dialogue that quiet.  I'm not a hearing impaired person, I didn't spend a bunch of time at rock shows, I should be able to hear regular speaking dialogue in movies and can do so in older films.  I have a setting in my surround sound that amplifies low speaking voices which does help but it's still silly AF that has to be an option because of modern movies.

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12 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Bruh.... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sheeeit, there's too many to count.  The top ranks that come to mind are Lust from Full Metal Alchemist, Dorothy from Big-O, Yoruichi, Unohona and Nanao from Bleach (and that green-haired Vaizard girl too; I forgot the name), Andrea Beaumont from Batman Mask of the Phantasm, and taking it way back--- Baroness and Scarlet from GI Joe (Lady J was alright too but usually I think of her in 3rd place on the show).

 

New hot ones in animation-- the vampire ladies of Castlevania; specifically Lenore and Carmila.  I would gladly be kept as a "pet" for either of them without question.

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19 minutes ago, MillionX said:

sheeeit, there's too many to count.  The top ranks that come to mind are Lust from Full Metal Alchemist, Dorothy from Big-O, Yoruichi, Unohona and Nanao from Bleach (and that green-haired Vaizard girl too; I forgot the name), Andrea Beaumont from Batman Mask of the Phantasm, and taking it way back--- Baroness and Scarlet from GI Joe (Lady J was alright too but usually I think of her in 3rd place on the show).

 

New hot ones in animation-- the vampire ladies of Castlevania; specifically Lenore and Carmila.  I would gladly be kept as a "pet" for either of them without question.

Cartoon not anime sir.

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there's also that redhead bombshell from the old Tex Avery cartoons; the ones that usually also had a wolf character usually trying to get with her.....and then this reminds me of course---the legendary Jessica Rabbit.  I saw "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" on 4k at Best Buy recently; I should get that before it gets erased for probably being considered "problematic" by some chumps eventually.

 

Then there's Cheetarah from Thundercats; this is a 10 for sure--- the original one, not so much the 2011 remake version.  

Diana the Acrobat from the old D&D cartoon

Pocahontas

Storm and Rogue from X-men

Esmeralda = 10 out of goddamn 10, this one; smoke-show.

Irma from the 80s TMNT =classic "nerdy girl" appeal here; I love it

Poison Ivy - various versions; smokin hot across all animated appearances I've seen.

 

A new one---> Mel from Arcane; incredible: https://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Mel  

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4 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

 

 

i luv it when peeps say "im allowed to pretend, but you arent."

 

Words to live by:

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

I mean if they're going to do this, may as well go all the way and change everything like they do.  I wonder how long he'd keep his social media, job applications, etc as this before he'd change them back.

His point at the end is valid but let's not kid ourselves; it's rotisseried BS. 

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1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

Job interview next week. That deep resume I have paying off. Praise the lord  🙌

Good luck man, when you come back as 4K-Man, we'll know you've ascended 👍🏾 

 

Side note: Let me know if they are still hiring in a few months, after I get my hand taken care of I'm trying to find somewhere else to work. I'd be looking now but I need my health insurance.

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