The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[Reticently]

3 minutes ago, Volt said:

3rd and 4th waves? Damn, we ain't even out of the 1st yet.

I haven't looked at your numbers, but you probably had at least one wave before this. 

 

Just has to do with how new contagious diseases propagate through a population, and the lag time between being exposed and coming down with the illness.

[OPTIMUS124]

2 minutes ago, Lantis said:

That should tell you volumes....

Volumes doesn't even appropriately describe the magnitude of the issue. 

[Sonero]

2 minutes ago, Lantis said:

Didn't the current admin basically dropped the whole COVID program

 

Same way d3v lied about me, dropped me like a hot potato even though I did nothing.

 

What up playa, when am i getting unbanned?

[Lantis]

1 minute ago, Sonero said:

 

Same way d3v lied about me, dropped me like a hot potato even though I did nothing.

 

What up playa, when am i getting unbanned?

Are you sure I'm the one you should be talking to?

 

You and d3v need to kiss and make up (or make out, I dunno how you swing)

[Thoth369]

5 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

Saying "read and figure it out on your own" would have been much easier. 

Okay. I'm trying to be as detailed and as clear as I can. That is my tendency. 

[KingTubb]

12 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Now the big issue is the long haulers. For w/e reason there seem to be more articles slowly trickling in on them in the US than the rest of the world.

It's cause we're fat, old, and wash our hands too much/use too much hand sanitizer 🤷‍♀️ Buddy sent me an article last night that said that India has a CFR considerably lower than the US because people there have a better immune system due to lack of infrastructure in the lower working classes to support hygiene. Population density and the fact that they aren't all fat helps too. 

 

But all this stuff are mostly hypotheses in the early stages 

[Sonero]

3 minutes ago, Lantis said:

Are you sure I'm the one you should be talking to?

 

You and d3v need to kiss and make up (or make out, I dunno how you swing)

 You're a mod, arent you?

 

I was done dirty, receipts are clear in the matter.

 

So whats up? 

[OPTIMUS124]

4 minutes ago, Thoth369 said:

Okay. I'm trying to be as detailed and as clear as I can

I got ya. I have the same problem. More words don't always mean clearer point. Happens a lot when I talk about something I'm passionate about. 

[BB_Hoody]

Here in Georgia. We're amazingly the only state in the southeast without rising cases.

[Thoth369]

4 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

I got ya. I have the same problem. More words don't always mean clearer point. Happens a lot when I talk about something I'm passionate about. 

Yes, simple is usually best. Passion can overdo things. 

[Volt]

16 minutes ago, Reticently said:

I haven't looked at your numbers, but you probably had at least one wave before this. 

The graphic is pretty much one long plateau and then a steady drop. If we get a big increase, it'll be called the 2nd wave.

 

I'll take a look at the US numbers when I get home to see what's up.

[OPTIMUS124]

Just now, Thoth369 said:

Yes, simple is usually best. Passion can overdo things. 

I learned this writing technical guidance for States on behalf of USDOT. Simple declarative sentences were always the go to. You aren't able to "flower" the language based on the style guide. You pretty much have to write at an 8th grade level. 

[DangerousJ]

Pertho wants to get back to SRK1 so he and ESKILLS can go balls deep in Starhammer's bootyhole in the Election Thread!

 

 

[Lantis]

12 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 You're a mod, arent you?

 

I was done dirty, receipts are clear in the matter.

 

So whats up? 

I already gave you the roadmap homie

 

[Thoth369]

2 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

I learned this writing technical guidance for States on behalf of USDOT. Simple declarative sentences were always the go to. You aren't able to "flower" the language based on the style guide. You pretty much have to write at an 8th grade level. 

Efficient is most effective. 

[Genghis_Dong]

Can anyone tell me where the "this guy is a fucking clown and I don't want to see his posts" button is?

 

Nvm found it.

Edited November 3, 2020 by Genghis_Dong

[Sonero]

 

6 minutes ago, Lantis said:

already gave you the roadmap homie

So basically you're a bootlicker for minimal amount of power.

 

Well, at least you're honest about being a chicken fried bitch.  Amoeba level backbone in that body.

[scorp]

3 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

So basically you're a bootlicker for minimal amount of power.

 

Well, at least you're honest about being a chicken fried bitch.  Amoeba level backbone in that body.

 

[Darc_Requiem]

Let's try and leave the SRK drama at SRK fam.

[Sonero]

16 minutes ago, scorp said:

Snip

 

 

You know, I had hella chill for a lot of it. But I've had to hold d3v and preppy lying about me after I got banned. 

 

So hey, if they're magically in charge, then they should be able to work on that. Otherwise they should just put it in the rules that dudes can talk about your dying mothers as disrespectful as possible.

 

Preppy leaked the receipts and still pretended to be the victim, d3v defended that and here this dude is handwaving it for a small amount of power.

 

[Deadly_Raver]

52 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Here in Georgia. We're amazingly the only state in the southeast without rising cases.

Speaking of which, It's chicken day for me.  Might have to get down with that caniac. 

[scorp]

15 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

You know, I had hella chill for a lot of it. But I've had to hold d3v and preppy lying about me after I got banned. 

 

So hey, if they're magically in charge, then they should be able to work on that. Otherwise they should just put it in the rules that dudes can talk about your dying mothers as disrespectful as possible.

 

Preppy leaked the receipts and still pretended to be the victim, d3v defended that and here this dude is handwaving it for a small amount of power.

 

Yea, I'd just say fuck em. No need to attack Lantis either lol

It's terrible what was said about your mom and they deserve all the dicks in the mouth for it.

But we're in a better place here, so they can be left in those ruins

 

 

 

[IcyBlackDeep]

1 hour ago, Volt said:

Speaking of which, besides El Paso, how's the US faring in regards to CoVid?

Not so good.

 

They call it a "third wave" but the first two never really ended.

 

The good news is that deaths have come down and are not nearly as bad as the first wave.  But if cases keep spiking and hospitals get overwhelmed again that could take a turn for the worse too.

[DoctaMario]

14 hours ago, Chadouken said:

I saw a video once where someone tracked down some of the memes from the 2000s and 2010s to see where they are in life. That girl actually turned out to be really pretty, and happily married. And she took being a meme in stride it seems.

I've always wondered if non celebrity people who end up as memes know that they're being used as memes and what they think of it, especially the memes that denote bad things like that crazy eyes girl. 🤔 

 

14 hours ago, Sonero said:

 

Dont spot dodge the question.

 

Why am i still banned Mr Mod?

For someone who was saying "fuck Srk" etc you seem to have a hard time letting the place go. You're in a better place, enjoy it and stop worrying about what's going on over there as if you don't have alts you could use to check up on it. 

[Mattatsu]

2 hours ago, KingTubb said:

Most comedians are to a degree, but he's one of the best stand-ups working today imho. 

He’s funny, but he seems like he’s very full of himself and I get the vibe that he’s rude AF to the common person.

 

I’ve seen Trevor Noah and Sebastian Maniscalco live within the last few years and both those guys are awesome. Sebastian Maniscalco almost made me piss my pants, literally.

 

 

[DangerousJ]

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[iStu X]

2 hours ago, Deadly_Raver said:

I can't hear about lizard people without thinking about the TV show "V".

Near where I grew up in, Washington there is a city called Yelm that is the home of what is called the Ramtha  School of Enlightenment. It’s some cult that believes some woman is able to channel some old scholar from 35,000 years ago. Iirc the scholar was once apart of some high order in Atlantis. 
 

Apparently, one of their biggest fear is lizard people taking over the earth like the Skrulls. Cause when I was about maybe 16 or 17 a friend and I were randomly walking around Yelm and we ended up at the gates of the “school” and there were two armed guards there. My friend knew it was the Ramtha cult but I had no idea as I didn’t go to Yelm often. 

 

When we asked why they needed to be packing so hard one of the guards looked my friend and dead in the eyes and dead ass said “To protect the children from the Lizard People” 

We replied “oh, cool.” while trying not to laugh our asses off. My friend had to later explain to me what the Ramtha cult was 
 

also im not even kidding 

 

https://www.ramtha.com

 

The head of the school JZ Knight claims that if you follow the teachings told to her by Ramtha and walk the path of light or some dumb shit you will unlock your inner abilities. Things like ESP, Pyrokenesis, Healing factor, etc. 

Edited November 3, 2020 by iStu X

[Thoth369]

I wonder if that scholar is Zehuti who was the priest king of Atlantis. 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Thoth369

[iStu X]

1 minute ago, Thoth369 said:

I wonder if that scholar is Zehuti who was the priest of king of Atlantis. 

Its not. It’s Ramtha the Enlightened one. 

[scorp]

Just now, iStu X said:

Its not. It’s Ramtha the Enlightened one. 

[KingTubb]

13 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

I get the vibe that he’s rude AF to the common person.

The man grew up in Chicago and has lived in New York his whole adult life. Chances of him being an asshole to people he doesn't know is 100%.  (sorry all you big-city folk, but I'd be the same way after years of dealing with clinically insane people on the subway)

 

15 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

Sebastian Maniscalco almost made me piss my pants, literally.

 

[Sonero]

48 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

For someone who was saying "fuck Srk" etc you seem to have a hard time letting the place go.

 

It isnt really a stretch to say that I got told some of the vilest shit said on SRK. Then the person who said pretended he was the victim.  Now everybody is going to pretend that it didnt happen the way it did to feel good about still posting in SRK.

 

That whole situation is an accidental real time psychological/anthropological experiment.  

 

But it says a lot about what the current GD mod that he saw it go down, refused to inform himself and then thought that "kiss and make up" was some shit to say.

 

Gotta keep acting like that isnt high levels of trash behavior.  Plenty of people said more to me for less. So,

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Sonero
Also I signed up for premium here as soon as I could but modded SRK for years and own 0 srk merch. Dont wanna hear it.

[BB_Hoody]

Yo its crazy how accurate this is.i think we've all been here at one point as gamers 

Edited November 3, 2020 by BB_Hoody

[RSG3]

No one is acting like it isnt trash behaivor. We are just wonderwing why you wont let it go, keep bringing it randomly when it has little bearing on the convo, and why you are harassing Lantis about it when you know he cant do anything.

 

We all agree it was fucked up. 

 

I'd say Lantis has other shit to worry about what with GPK telling Trumpers to commit suicide by bombing rallies in The Lounge Thread. 

Edited November 3, 2020 by RSG3

[Lantis]

6 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

I'd say Lantis has other shit to worry about what with GPK telling Trumpers to commit suicide by bombing rallies in The Lounge Thread. 

On that note....

[DangerousJ]

GPK would probably be voted no. 1 SRKer to be featured on  the news

[scorp]

[Deadly_Raver]

2 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Let's try and leave the SRK drama at SRK fam.

This.   Please leave that shit over there folks.

[scorp]

🤤

 

 

[KingTubb]

12 minutes ago, scorp said:

🤤

 

 

Where's the meat? Where's the mayonnaise? This looks like one of them dirty hippy liberal sandwiches. 

 

Where I come from, sandwiches are MEAT VESSELS FOR MEAT AND MAYO

 

 

[scorp]

1 minute ago, KingTubb said:

Where's the meat? Where's the mayonnaise? This looks like one of them dirty hippy liberal sandwiches. 

 

Where I come from, sandwiches are MEAT VESSELS FOR MEAT AND MAYO

 

 

I get it, I get it... America is fat lol

 

I think @DangerousJwill appreciate the sandwich of his people.

Edited November 3, 2020 by scorp

[DoctaMario]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

I'd say Lantis has other shit to worry about what with GPK telling Trumpers to commit suicide by bombing rallies in The Lounge Thread. 

GPK is a grade A shitbag. Of all the people I'm glad didn't come over here, she's top of my list. 

 

1 hour ago, Sonero said:

Gotta keep acting like that isnt high levels of trash behavior.  Plenty of people said more to me for less. So,

 

SRK is all but dead, anybody who's a mod over there is presiding over just shy of a ghost town, and most of the folks that really made GD what it was are here. You won. Move on.

Edited November 3, 2020 by DoctaMario

[KingTubb]

3 minutes ago, scorp said:

I think @DangerousJwill appreciate the sandwich of his people

If he doesn't, I sure as hell would, that sandwich looks amazing.

 

 

[DangerousJ]

India is 80 percent Hindu so it makes sense that sandwiches would be like that.

 

Still India has a lot of good street food and innovative ways of preparing stuff despite being veggie centric.

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

MegaBee productions present.....

 

MegaBee TV!

 

Programming lineup: (Tentative)

 

Million's MEGA Pizza Challenge:

Premise: contestants will have to make the BEST Pizza available from whatever ingredients they're randomly given!

Pilot: Reitcently vs Axeman61!    Judges: Million, Salma Hayek, Tulsi Gabbard

 

DrMario's MEGA MUSIC Symposium:

Premise: DrMario and  Volt discuss the newest music trends and jam out with a different music act each week!

First guest: AC/DC!

 

Starhammer's SEXY MEGA MAGA MASH:

Premise: One liberal and one conservative have to wrestle in waist deep oatmeal. The winner gets to have one bill passed in both the HOR and Senate!

The loser has to wear a T-shirt with whatever the winner designates for one month!

Pilot: GPK vs Starhammer!

 

 

Optimus124's SOJOURN THROUGH THE STARS!

Premise: Join Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson and Op as they distruss astrophysics, design new aircraft, and eat at Uranus!

 

Pertho's AY PAPI Puertoriqueno Paradise!

1 hr of aerobic dance with Pertho, Razor, Ricky Martin!

I'm onboard with ALL of this 😂

[scorp]

4 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

despite being veggie centric.

Ain't nothing wrong with veggies! Just means they're gonna flavour it even better.

[Thoth369]

The Indian food I've eaten so far has been really good. It's full of flavor and spices. 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Thoth369

[KingTubb]

7 minutes ago, scorp said:

Just means they're gonna flavour it even better

I was gonna say this. Sometimes people skimp on the flavor cause they think the meat can carry a dish. 

Edited November 3, 2020 by KingTubb

[DoctaMario]

25 minutes ago, scorp said:

Ain't nothing wrong with veggies! Just means they're gonna flavour it even better.

I have some friends FROM India who came over and started a group of vegetarian Indian food places in Atlanta and I think they even have one in Houston now. If that was what being a vegetarian was all about, I would sign up in a HEARTBEAT. Indian is in my top 3 favorite foods and that was some of the best Indian I ever ate. If you're in or around Atlanta, Cafe Udipi is the truth. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone!

[Mattatsu]

One thing dudes who are vegetarian have to watch out for is eating too much soy (which is often used in veggie burgers and other meat replicas). It boosts your estrogen levels and gets you to panzy levels real quick  (trust me, I know).

 

though that sandwich and Indian food doesn’t use soy. Paneer is the shit tho