The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[BB_Hoody]

13 hours ago, Maxx said:

Uh? It's just funny shit. Go unclench your butt cheeks. 

If your cheeks are relaxed. They're vulnerable. With fleece Johnson out in these streets, you gotta take extra caution.

[iStu X]

6 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

If your cheeks are relaxed. They're vulnerable. With fleece Johnson out in these streets, you gotta take extra caution.

I likes yah, I wants ya, and I’m gunna get that booty

[TheInfernoman]

2 hours ago, BB_Hoody said:

If your cheeks are relaxed. They're vulnerable. With fleece Johnson out in these streets, you gotta take extra caution.

Nighty night! Keep your butthole tight!

[iStu X]

I’m at this wedding I mentioned earlier right? They ended up doing a potluck instead of catering since the wedding has been DIY for the most part. 
 

All of the food is absolutely fucking disgusting. It’s all bland, unseasoned and offensive to the taste buds. It’s legit some of the worst food I’ve ever had. Every first bite of food I took I ended up spitting right back out. 
 

How anyone here can stomach this trash is beyond me. I’ve never been more ashamed to be white. 

Edited July 10, 2021 by iStu X

[DangerousJ]

You should go to an Indian wedding one day.

 

 

[iStu X]

50 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

You should go to an Indian wedding one day.

 

 

I can’t tell the tone of this. So I don’t know if that would be a good thing or if that’s a threat. 

Edited July 10, 2021 by iStu X

[Reiraku]

An Indian wedding would have you on the exact opposite end of the flavor spectrum. It can be a bit much sometimes.

[AriesWarlock]

 

[MillionX]

well, that was an action-packed dream--- it was a new show or movie set in the Marvel universe, with the Avengers as the main heroes once again...but there were also some of the Fast & Furious characters driving around during the big action scenes.... the main threat was a large alien which seemed like a colorful version of the T-1000....originally 15 to 20 feet tall but variable since he was one of those amorphous "T-1000" kinda characters.  There was a weird perspective shift going on there... like sometimes I was one of the heroes, but towards the ending action scenes, I was this alien creature....which was great, because I felt like a nearly invincible thing that could not be stopped...not even by this super team.  However, as it was a movie, things played out like they are supposed to... and as the supervillain of the day, I was eventually defeated.  There was an apparent magical/special explosion that did way more damage than expected.... like they figured out this exact thing would save the day.  My once invincible alien body was now losing form; dissolving like a diluted, melting blob right there on the street.

 

I got the feeling that this was an "AMAZO" rip-off as well, actually... in addition to the shapeshifting abilities, I could mimic certain super/magic abilities.  Heh, yeah this shit was awesome.

[Maxx]

Lmfaooo bar night is a mess.. Helped break up a dumb fight with a dude with a shitty guillotine. Also hoeing so I got that Goin for me 😂

[MillionX]

well, this was an interesting one...

 

Maybe there's a chance it's real but nah (like if that's the case, maybe 1 issue is that she feels like she doesn't have to try so hard to keep him, like with a guy that is normal and has other options?)... I'm extremely skeptical of this couple's relationship.  This is more suspicious than my other favorite--- Matt Santoro and Nicole Arbor. (*it's a bit annoying to me that everyone else only focused on the meat of that story, that Nicole was supposedly abusive to Matt [*and was there even any real proof other than Matt SAYING so?]...they seemingly ignored the fact that it's questionable that they were a legit couple in the first place....because that guy does NOT come off as anything even close to hetero....ridiculous...it's like if "Miss J" from America's Top Model was in the news that he was getting married to his longtime girlfriend, and people just accepted that being real too. 😆)  Anyway, it just seems like quite a tall order to accept this as a real thing.  Also, it's a shame that this dude has to go through life with such a condition, btw.  I'd probably rather just not be alive... think of all the stuff a person like that *can't* do and fully enjoy.  That's terrible, man.

 

whoah, that chicken sandwich on the Hardees commercial just now looked damn good----but it naturally comes with mayo, so this is a risky situation.  I'd have to always tell them "no mayo"....but on occasion, places get your order wrong and boom there's the mayo....and it's difficult to salvage a sandwich that has that on there, if you happen to be repulsed by mayo like I am.  I should continue avoiding fried stuff anyway so I'll have to pass on it.

Edited July 10, 2021 by MillionX

[DangerousJ]

 

 

 

[Maxx]

1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

 

 

 

With all the fucking stoner ass flavors how have these fuckers not made a pumkin spice oreo. Do they hate white peoples money? Lmfao 

 

[Reticently]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

pumkin spice oreo

[iStu X]

I’ve been up since 5:30am. Which is far too early. This entire week I actually haven’t been sleeping that well. 
 

hopefully once I go home and sleep in my own bed I’ll be able to get an actual good nights sleep 

Edited July 10, 2021 by iStu X

[DangerousJ]

2 hours ago, Maxx said:

With all the fucking stoner ass flavors how have these fuckers not made a pumkin spice oreo. Do they hate white peoples money? Lmfao 

 

I last ate pumpkin spice Oreo in either 2017 or 2018. For some reason, they don't want to do it every year.  

I think Trader Joe has their own generic version that comes out every year.

(TJ is pretty far and the parking lot is insanely small so I haven't tried their cookie.)

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

 

[BB_Hoody]

So any divorced fathers in here that relate to this?

 

 

[RSG3]

I'm a huge stoner and let me tell you something about Oreos. 

 

Every flavor that isn't regular Oreo is fucking trash. 

 

I have spoken. 

[Maxx]

2 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

I'm a huge stoner and let me tell you something about Oreos. 

 

Every flavor that isn't regular Oreo is fucking trash. 

 

I have spoken. 

I like the vanilla ones... I down those so fast 

[RSG3]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

I like the vanilla ones... I down those so fast 

When I bite into an Oreo I want an Oreo. All the other flavors are just flavored cookies doing their damndest to be Oreos. They can be good cookies, I like the Vanilla ones as well...but those are Vanilla and cream cookies...not Oreos. 

[Chadouken]

7 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Every flavor that isn't regular Oreo is fucking trash. 

I agree, but I always go for the Double Stuffed.

[RSG3]

Just now, Chadouken said:

I agree, but I always go for the Double Stuffed.

Too much cream in those imo, throws off the balance of cookie to cream ratio for me. They really did get it perfectly right the first time imo. 

[DangerousJ]

I don't really care for cookies that much,but love when companies put out gimmick flavors.

 

M and Ms bring back the jalapeno flavor from 2-3 years ago, you cowards!

[Reticently]

I know I'm an old, but when I was a little kid you could still get Hydrox.

 

I don't know if you guys would know this, but Hydrox is the cookie Nabisco ripped off to make Oreos.  As a kid I kind of liked Hydrox better, and now as an adult I realize that was because they were WAY better made.  Actual cocoa in the cookie, cream filling sweetened with cane sugar instead of a gallon of high fructose corn syrup.

 

Oh, and if you want something that's like an oreo but better, there are a few companies that make ginger lemon cream sandwich style cookies that are amazing 

 

Edited July 10, 2021 by Reticently

[Faltimar the Dark]

Never heard of no Hydrox cookies.  Sounds like some kinda chemical or drug.

 

Asked my lady if she ever heard of them and she says no.  This an murican thing?

Edited July 10, 2021 by Faltimar the Dark

[iStu X]

I know of Hydrox cookies but I don’t think I’ve ever tried them before 

Edited July 10, 2021 by iStu X

[Reticently]

2 minutes ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

This an murican thing?

Yeah, and I have zero clue whether they were ever sold overseas.  They probably made it to Canada at least.

 

The name might be why they didn't last- legit sounds like a term out of your chemistry class.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

[Faltimar the Dark]

Neither me or my lady have ever even seen those in the stores.  I dont look at cookies much though so maybe Ive just missed them.

[DangerousJ]

I've never heard of Hydrox before Reticently's post.

[RSG3]

I've had Hydrox. They are good. Sounds like a type of bleach tho or something. 

[Chadouken]

1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

M and Ms bring back the jalapeno flavor from 2-3 years ago, you cowards!

I want them to make a Cinnamon and Mint M&M, just because it's fun to say. Sounds like drunk mumbling 😂

[MillionX]

sheeeitttt, once I had "Golden Oreos" I wouldn't want to go back to regular ones.

 

I finally tried this new "Oat Crunch" version of Cheerios... it's the real deal, folks.  This ranks right up there with "Honey Nut Cheerios".

 

Last night's Fresh & Fit had a much better lineup of girls on the panel...some seriously hot ones, in fact:

 

[iStu X]

Just now, MillionX said:

I finally tried this new "Oat Crunch" version of Cheerios... it's the real deal, folks.  This ranks right up there with "Honey Nut Cheerios".

oat crunch is so good bro. It’s like honey bunches of oats but isn’t soggy af

[AriesWarlock]

I don't like oreos, but sometimes we used to bring sandwich cookies of... Kinnikinnick(?) brand for the nephews. I liked them better than oreos: less sugary, and much less ingredients. Vegan, too.

 

 

 

[Chadouken]

13 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Vegan, too.

That means they got tofu in them 🤮

[AriesWarlock]

8 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

That means they got tofu in them 🤮

 

Why would that mean tofu? But there's no tofu, it's soy free.

 

Ingredients

Sugars (cane sugar, tapioca syrup), Non-hydrogenated shortening (palm oil, modified palm oil)†, Pea starch, Potato starch*, White rice flour, Cocoa powder, Tapioca starch, Water, Pea protein, Salt, Natural flavour, Pea fibre, Sunflower lecithin, Inulin, Sodium bicarbonate, Modified cellulose

 

*Not a product of genetic engineering
†RSPO Certified
May contain: eggs

 

This product contains no preservatives. Store in a sealed container in a cool, dry place.

 

https://www.kinnikinnick.com/kinnitoos-chocolate-sandwich-creme-cookies

 

Edited July 10, 2021 by AriesWarlock

[RSG3]

8 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

That means they got tofu in them 🤮

Tofu is just shaped soy. It's pretty good when prepared properly. Lots of people fuck it up tho. 

[Chadouken]

2 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Why would that mean tofu? But there's no tofu, it's soy free.

Because that's what organic means, and all that shit those hairy armpit hippy girls like. If it says organic and gluten free, that means TOFU. 😤

[RSG3]

 

Witcher S2 trailer dropped. Looks great. 

 

Do we have a Netflix thread or a General shows thread...should I make a Witcher thread, Pretty hefty series...or a Netflix thread? 

 

Or is just talking about it here fine? Thoughts?

[Serpent]

20 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

 

Witcher S2 trailer dropped. Looks great. 

 

Do we have a Netflix thread or a General shows thread...should I make a Witcher thread, Pretty hefty series...or a Netflix thread? 

 

Or is just talking about it here fine? Thoughts?

Destiny? No, we're family.

[TheInfernoman]

Did someone say Hydrox cookies?

 

 

[Darc_Requiem]

5 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

 

 

As a native Virginian I'm sure that's going over well. 😉  Funny thing is, if people knew their history, they'd know that Lee didn't think he nor any of his contemporaries should get monuments in the first place. 

[Darc_Requiem]

17 minutes ago, Serpent said:

Destiny? No, we're family.

[Chadouken]

17 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

As a native Virginian I'm sure that's going over well. 😉  Funny thing is, if people knew their history, they'd know that Lee didn't think he nor any of his contemporaries should get monuments in the first place. 

They should put the statue in the museum in Richmond. 

[Reiraku]

Just chiming in to say that lemon Oreos are fuckin amazing.

[Darc_Requiem]

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

They should put the statue in the museum in Richmond. 

Exactly, there is a Museum of the Confederacy for a reason.

[iStu X]

I’m not doing any major rearranging in my room but I’m fixing things here and there as well as adding things. 
 

I remember I had this pin in my little hope chest I have on my bookshelf.  So I felt it was appropriate  (you’ll need to click and zoom in on the pin)

 

 

 

 

Edited July 10, 2021 by iStu X

[DarkSakul]

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

They should put the statue in the museum in Richmond. 

I disagree, I would melt it down 

[MillionX]

man, it's annoying when youtubers put the chat in "members only" mode... once again; I'm not paying just for the privilege to participate in the live chat, bruh. 😆

 

Cookies---fortunately, this is not a food that's so high up on my list that I can't resist it.  I should get some oatmeal cookies again; it's been well over a year since I had those.

 

It would be great if we had the ability to continue where a dream left off the next time...like a new episode of a show.  I'd like to get back to that one from last night where I was the big shapeshifting super-powered alien... I'd reform and come back to get my revenge on those foolish heroes that call themselves the "Avengers"....their hubris should be punished.  Someone should invent a device that lets you have control over dreams anytime you want....every trip to Dreamworld could be an adventure that far surpasses real life.  I'll definitely take Dreamworld over this one anytime--- in a dream...that's a place where I can be a giant shapeshifting alien, or a trusted friend of the Mikaelson vampire family, a random guy who just got handed the Infinity Gauntlet, or someone who is Speed-force fast and can fly for no apparent reason, a guy running from programs and agents in the Matrix, etc.  Reality can't hang with all that.