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It feels good to be back home. Last day I was in the house was on April 10th. First time I have ever seen flowers moldy in a vase 🤣.

 

Everything for my Dad's service turned out well. Being that he was a retired LEO gave him a pretty solid funeral escort. He was buried at a national cemetery as he was a veteran. The airman that played Taps made it sound like a recording. 

 

Leaving my parents house was somber. My dad was in a medical facility for about 2 months and I've been back to SC multiple times. Knowing that he won't ever wave goodbye again certainly gave me pause.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, DarkSakul said:

As per your other post

" I swear the entire Biden administration is fucking retarded." 

I said so because they were asking for oil production that would be impossible considering their infrastructure to produce oil is ruined and this is common knowledge.  I even blamed the socialists for it in the sentence before.  They seized what American companies built and put some government crony in charge which is what happens when you don't allow experts to run such systems.

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No. I'm 41. I will be 42 this year. I just know what is possible which is almost anything. If you have seen and realized the things I know, you will know the power you really have. It's all about raising your Consciousness. The seeming "absurdity" of my behavior filters out the profane who only see me as a fool; The Divine Fool that is. I'm just nobody though.

 

 

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2 hours ago, J-ride said:

I said so because they were asking for oil production that would be impossible considering their infrastructure to produce oil is ruined and this is common knowledge.  I even blamed the socialists for it in the sentence before.  They seized what American companies built and put some government crony in charge which allowed is what happens when you don't allow experts to run such systems.

How is the infrastructure to produce oil fucked up?

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2 hours ago, J-ride said:

I said so because they were asking for oil production that would be impossible considering their infrastructure to produce oil is ruined and this is common knowledge.  I even blamed the socialists for it in the sentence before.  They seized what American companies built and put some government crony in charge which allowed is what happens when you don't allow experts to run such systems.

So Venezuela did their own undoing.

And they thumb their noses at everyone about their own BS, and said we we didn't need anyone. Venezuela shat their own bed here, not the US or Russia. Yes I know Venezuela used the Russians to work on their infanstrure and did a shit job, but it was up to Venezuela to do the upkeep, which they never did. 

Biden thinks they should step up production, they got alot of oil sitting there. And truth is Venezuela should be stepping up as the county can really use the money. No one told Venezuela to sit on their hands and do diddly squat with the oil industry Infanstutre, nations who aren't Russian even offered to help and Venezuela told them to kick rocks. 

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1 hour ago, Maxx said:

yeah i see those on tinder once in a while. meanwhile its got like 5 flags n shit. and they arent even top tier conservative to have that kinda mentality. like bitch at best your a 6

This is super accurate, cuz she was definitely a 6 or below. Ain't nobody swiping right on her shit anyway. The audacity of this bitch 😂

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14 hours ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

It feels good to be back home. Last day I was in the house was on April 10th. First time I have ever seen flowers moldy in a vase 🤣.

 

Everything for my Dad's service turned out well. Being that he was a retired LEO gave him a pretty solid funeral escort. He was buried at a national cemetery as he was a veteran. The airman that played Taps made it sound like a recording. 

 

Leaving my parents house was somber. My dad was in a medical facility for about 2 months and I've been back to SC multiple times. Knowing that he won't ever wave goodbye again certainly gave me pause.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scrollin' through a bunch of nonsense and then I see this one.  RIP.

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5 hours ago, iStu X said:

Cutting toxic ass people out of your life is so satisfying. 
 

what’s up you fucking nerds?  Ya miss me?

nope but only because you returned too soon. I was expecting months to go by as you went on a journey only to return looking like Gandalf ready with tales of your odyssey. 

 

...unless...

 

You time traveled...🤔

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Hmm... I'm wondering now if there will be a push to "fix" certain songs from the past too... y'know, since so many things are seen as "problematic" by our increasingly weak society.... like that Aerosmith song --"Dude Looks Like A Lady!", or Aaliya's "Age Aint's Nuthin but A Number"....well, in Aaliyah's case, that's probably seen by these types as OK since it's a girl singing that (instead of a guy, like Winger with "She's Only 17!").....and things are really only a "problem" when men are doing or saying it, y'know.

 

...well, and those people would have a "problem" with a good 98% of rap songs then I guess...

Back to movies, they probably can't show Mrs. Doubtfire anymore as well since that might be "offensive" to a certain 0.02% of the population.

Again, isn't this new era of "CLEAN" entertainment so much fun?  Ohhh it's going such to be a good time, right?

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One of my coworkers wrote a slightly passive aggressive note related to work itself. I thought we had squashed those differences after I agreed and altered the way I go about working to better suit the needs of the crew, but apparently we are not quite past that yet.

 

I'll overlook it this first time, next time I won't be so courteous. The old me would've said something but I've changed, learning to be a good sport 😂

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So at the the Department of Homeland Security they have created the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board. 

 

DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas testified about the board before Congress this week. He said its goal is to combat inaccurate information about key issues such as border security and Russian propaganda. In one case, thousands of Haitian migrants arrived at the Texas border via Mexico last year because of a false rumor.

“We are very concerned that Haitians who are taking the irregular migration path are receiving misinformation that the border is open,” Mayorkas said at the time.

 

The board will be led by a woman named Nina Jankowicz. At this point, her claim to fame is a cringe-worthy TikTok video in which she sings about disinformation to the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins — because we live on a silly timeline.

 

😬

 

 

Comedy Central Mm GIF by Workaholics

 

 

Anyway

 

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1 hour ago, MillionX said:

Dude Looks Like A Lady!

It's 2022, I don't think the reason Dude Looks Like a Lady isn't in heavy radio rotation is because it was cancelled.  

 

All that stuff is still going to exist out there in the ether forever, just like the most racist Disney cartoons if you go looking for them.  It just doesn't seem like we're in a place where we're going to keep throwing money at new projects that target or make targets of groups of people over bullshit.  Even the Rolling Stones have stopped performing Brown Sugar live, because it isn't like there isn't a shit ton of other material they can rock out with.

 

14 hours ago, Maxx said:

Lol i gotta find the article but they did another dick size survey.

If anybody ever doubts that men have body image issues, all you have to do is look at how often they come out with new penis length surveys, lol.  Like we're all sitting around wondering what the average size is going to be this year.

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12 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

The board will be led by a woman named Nina Jankowicz. At his point, her claim to fame is a cringe-worthy TikTok video in which she sings about disinformation to the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins — because we live on a silly timeline.

 

At this point I'll settle for an adult.

 

Just any old frumpy adult.

 

Society is acting too much like satire.

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5 hours ago, HD-Man said:

No

sad trombone noises. 
 

 

5 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

nope but only because you returned too soon. I was expecting months to go by as you went on a journey only to return looking like Gandalf ready with tales of your odyssey. 

 

...unless...

 

You time traveled...🤔


I mean, there’s a lot of shit to tell as it’s been a very mentally and emotionally exhausting month. However, the person who caused it isn’t worth the head space. 
 

The good of it all is: 

I read a shit ton of comics 

 

I got to hang out with a cute girl my best friend introduced me to.

 
I bought some new Pokémon cardboard to finish up some decks 

 

I got a new amiibo. 

 

Over the last four days or so I got to eat some really good food and hang out with some amazing people. 
 

cut an extremely toxic person Out of my life for good. 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Sonero said:

 

At this point I'll settle for an adult.

 

Just any old frumpy adult.

 

Society is acting too much like satire.

We are in a time of "personal truths" so creating a ministry of propaganda is probably not going to be used for anything good.  But I swear the daycare generation will not be happy until they have the boot of the state on their throat 24/7.  I've never understood people who claim that the government is hopelessly corrupt and then turn around and act as though giving it more money/power is going to solve anything.  They keep voting for gulags, whether they realize it or not.

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So I've gained a new enemy thanks to the power of social media and insecurity. Dude thinks I'm actively trying to smash his girl (I'm not). She inboxed me kindly asking me not to like or comment on any of her posts cuz he's acting a damn fool about it 

 

Crazy part is I barely like or comment on her stuff, like once a month-ish, if that. Guess I gotta keep my head on a swivel next time I'm out hanging cuz he said some not very nice things about me online. If he tries to harm me, I'm puttin his ass in the dirt, respectfully 😂

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20 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

So I've gained a new enemy thanks to the power of social media and insecurity. Dude thinks I'm actively trying to smash his girl (I'm not). She inboxed me kindly asking me not to like or comment on any of her posts cuz he's acting a damn fool about it 

 

Crazy part is I barely like or comment on her stuff, like once a month-ish, if that. Guess I gotta keep my head on a swivel next time I'm out hanging cuz he said some not very nice things about me online. If he tries to harm me, I'm puttin his ass in the dirt, respectfully 😂

Yeah if a ya lady is still seeking attention from other men via risqué pics or vids on her social media? Well this is likely coming

 

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13 hours ago, Reticently said:

 

It's 2022, I don't think the reason Dude Looks Like a Lady isn't in heavy radio rotation is because it was cancelled.  

 

All that stuff is still going to exist out there in the ether forever, just like the most racist Disney cartoons if you go looking for them.  It just doesn't seem like we're in a place where we're going to keep throwing money at new projects that target or make targets of groups of people over bullshit.  Even the Rolling Stones have stopped performing Brown Sugar live, because it isn't like there isn't a shit ton of other material they can rock out with.

 

It's funny, because the radio at my work still plays Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" in its entirety, but with the one bad word censored out. 

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On 4/27/2022 at 5:08 PM, MillionX said:

They got another one...

it is fascinating trying to psychoanalyze all the millions of reasons so many women who say these things (e.g.--"noooo he would never try anything...we just friends!") are basically lying to themselves and everyone else.

 

oooh that made it extra interesting... girl in the orange dress on the right happens to know her and the guys, I guess....and she's one of the rare girls that will state the truth--- yes, most dudes in the FZ WILL hit if you offer it.

Even I fell for my closest female friend. The wedding is in 2025.

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