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39 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

It would be safe to say this would be symbolic. I doubt it'd be something that would go to trial. STFU money and keep it moving. 

I doubt she will even get a settlement. Who the fuck would use gorilla glue on their hair anyway? Who would even want this case?

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1 hour ago, Hawkingbird said:

I doubt she will even get a settlement.

It's high profile enough to where the bad PR isn't worth it. If she's actually seeking council, that is the way to go. Lawyers take about 40% of the settlement. Believe me, if she has council, this will be the push. 

 

1 hour ago, Hawkingbird said:

Who the fuck would use gorilla glue on their hair anyway?

There is a product called "Gorilla Snot" that is a holding gel. I am in no way defending someone using a craft product as a a hair treatment but here we are. The argument is coming from the fact that "hair" is not mentioned in the warning. It's just enough wiggle room for a lawyer to get in. 

 

1 hour ago, Hawkingbird said:

Who would even want this case?

 

 

1 hour ago, Deadly_Raver said:

apparently she is going to try.  Tommy Sotomayor is already going in on her.

Tommy talks about black women like Anakin talks about sand. 

 

However, this is one time where I can say that she earned the smoke. 

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ha, that reminds me...it's always been funny that they have to actually print things like "DO NOT EAT" on styrofoam and other things that people shouldn't be eating....or you see a commercial with a character jumping out of a window and it says at the bottom of the screen "DO NOT ATTEMPT." 🤣  Warnings like this have to be put on everything and every commercial for the past several years now because we all know there's some dumbasses out there that WILL try it.

 

speaking of stupid things---I heard about a local youtube guy that got SHOT because he was trying to do a prank video where he approached people with knives like he was going to rob them or something... 😆

 

yep--Tim Wilks:

https://www.eonline.com/news/1236177/youtuber-timothy-wilks-shot-dead-while-filming-a-robbery-prank 

 

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53 minutes ago, Genghis_Dong said:

I don't get the "it doesn't say hair" on it excuse. A bottle of lye isn't going to say "Don't shove a funnel up your ass and pour the whole bottle in". There has to be some line of common sense or every wrapper on every product made would be 800 pages long. 

 

 

 

In most cases that applies to an item's used outside of its intended purpose (e.g. using a brownie as a brake pad). Given the nature of it's use as a holding spray and the other intended product is an aerosolized adhesive, here is a line that could be made for it's intended purpose. Even then, I don't go in Home Depot looking for garden shears or a weed-whacker as a way to line up my beard.

 

Court of public opinion is gonna decide this one.

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1 hour ago, Genghis_Dong said:

I don't get the "it doesn't say hair" on it excuse. A bottle of lye isn't going to say "Don't shove a funnel up your ass and pour the whole bottle in". There has to be some line of common sense or every wrapper on every product made would be 800 pages long. 

 

 

 

 

They're just angling for money, I doubt this goes anywhere. Not exactly my expertise, but I vaguely recall that you're right and warnings can be limited to common sense.

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1 hour ago, axeman61 said:

At this point I'm starting to think having a girl won't help. I'm still going to be crazy and varied in terms of fetishes/whatnot. It's not like I get a girl and all the porn goes away.

“I’ve been alone this long so might as well keeping being alone” due not wanting to put in the work to improve yourself or your surroundings is such a flimsy cop-out and defeatist as fuck. 

 

now I know I’m not the fountain of positivity but the thing is that over the last 2 years I’ve been actively trying to improve myself every day. 
 

also: hello everyone. It’s been an interesting almost week. It’s actually been fairly productive from a mental and emotional standpoint. 
 

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21 minutes ago, iStu X said:

“I’ve been alone this long so might as well keeping being alone” due not wanting to put in the work to improve yourself or your surroundings is such a flimsy cop-out and defeatist as fuck. 

 

now I know I’m not the fountain of positivity or accomplishments but the thing is: over the last 2 years I’ve been actively trying to improve myself every day. 
 

also: hello everyone. It’s been an interesting almost week. It’s actually been fairly productive from a mental and emotional standpoint. 
 

Welcome back!

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10 hours ago, misterBee said:

Welcome back!

Thanks man. I’m feelin’ good. Just kinda needed a recharge. Outside of something I’ll discuss later it was pretty chill time off. 
 

In addition, Ive only been on a few days but I’m on some next anxiety meds and I already feel way better.

 

Lastly, it also helped that while I was away a huge mental weight was lifted off my shoulders. Which is something again I’ll discuss later  

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Little man is going places. 
 

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965953078/8-year-old-calls-out-npr-for-lack-of-dinosaur-stories

 

Exert: 

 

An 8-year-old from Minneapolis recently pointed out a big problem with NPR's oldest news show, All Things Considered. Leo Shidla wrote to his local NPR station:

 

“My name is Leo and I am 8 years old. I listen to All Things Considered in the car with mom. I listen a lot.

I never hear much about nature or dinosaurs or things like that. Maybe you should call your show Newsy things Considered, since I don't get to hear about all the things. Or please talk more about dinosaurs and cool things.

Sincerely,

Leo”

 

Leo has a point. All Things Considered is about to turn 50 years old. NPR's archivists found the word "dinosaur" appearing in stories 294 times in the show's history. By comparison, "senator" has appeared 20,447 times.

 

To remedy the situation, All Things Considered invited Leo to ask some questions about dinosaurs to Ashley Poust, a research associate at the San Diego Natural History Museum. Leo wants to be a paleontologist when he grows up.

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Does anyone have bad experiences with Verizon? I'm on Ting now and thinking of switching, as Ting's reception is garbage in my apartment and I for the first time got a big bill from them by going over their data limit. Verizon seems to have good plans for one line on unlimited talk/text/data. Are there things I have to watch out for if I switch?

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I had to call out sick. My headaches got worse, developed a fever and chest pains. Woke up to a cold sweat and fucking shivering. While I already texted my supervisor about my condition but I still need to call in sick. I been on hold for over an hour and still am as I'm writing this. I'm so close to saying fuck it.

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5 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

I had to call out sick. My headaches got worse, developed a fever and chest pains. Woke up to a cold sweat and fucking shivering. While I already texted my supervisor about my condition but I still need to call in sick. I been on hold for over an hour and still am as I'm writing this. I'm so close to saying fuck it.

Damn, you too fam. I've had a persistent near crimpling headache the past two days. It all went down hill for me on Monday evening. Around 6pm, I got tired hell for no reason after. Got tired of fighting it and went to bed around 8pm. My dude, I'm hot natured. I had my thermostat on 72, I was under two comforters, and my teeth were literally chattering I was so cold. My boss told where I can free drive through testing done. This shit fucking sucks man. Aleve ain't doing shit for my headache 😑

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33 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Does anyone have bad experiences with Verizon? I'm on Ting now and thinking of switching, as Ting's reception is garbage in my apartment and I for the first time got a big bill from them by going over their data limit. Verizon seems to have good plans for one line on unlimited talk/text/data. Are there things I have to watch out for if I switch?

Verizon is the biggest provider, so there are plenty of people who have had bad experiences just based on volume. But they're not an especially bad company really.  Generally the best coverage, but you pay more for it.

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16 minutes ago, Illwill88 said:

Yeah Verizon is more expensive but it's definitely a "you get what you pay for" situation. Best reception I've ever had.

I’ve had Sprint (Now T-Mobile.) since they were  first became Sprint Nextel. So...about 18 years? Give or take. I’ve never had an issue with them. 

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13 hours ago, axeman61 said:

At this point I'm starting to think having a girl won't help. I'm still going to be crazy and varied in terms of fetishes/whatnot. It's not like I get a girl and all the porn goes away.

Its not about making the porn go away

 I have a girl friend, I still look at porn. No she fills the empty void that porn can't fill and provides all the stuff you can't get from porn. 

 

This is why you need a girl. You're whole relationship mentality is wrapped up in sex. Having a girl friend is waaaay way more then just flogging the log my dude. 

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1 minute ago, Chadouken said:

I'm fucking MARRIED and I still look at porn 🤣

 

But porn ain't gonna make me a fucking sandwich.

I been married porn is a distraction 

 

But this guy never been touched by a female or male. I think he is the purest virgin sacrifices

 

@Hawkingbird dude just go to the doctor then stay home that sounds rough get better soon

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Just now, Chadouken said:

I'm fucking MARRIED and I still look at porn 🤣

 

But porn ain't gonna make me a fucking sandwich.

When was the last time your favorite porn star came through your front door and said "Babe was the store, saw this shirt (or whatever) made me think of you so here." And tosses you a shirt or whatever. 

 

Cuz it's never happened to me but my girl friend does it all the time. Got more shirts then I know what to do with at this point lol. 

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5 hours ago, Hawkingbird said:

I had to call out sick. My headaches got worse, developed a fever and chest pains. Woke up to a cold sweat and fucking shivering. While I already texted my supervisor about my condition but I still need to call in sick. I been on hold for over an hour and still am as I'm writing this. I'm so close to saying fuck it.

fuck.  PARRY THAT SHIT SON!! 

 

Seriously though, Pull through man.  Hopefully you've already passed the hump by the time you read this.

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