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DoctaMario Level 17

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3 hours ago, axeman61 said:

Pete Davidson is allegedly dating Emily Ratajkowski. Not as famous as Kim, but still recognizable for being a fucking 10/10 in the looks department. She's a model.

 

If this is true, what magic does this dude have? Does he have immaculate game? Is there some thing where if a super famous chick (like Ariana Grande) dates you, you pick up nothing but bad bitches from here on out? This dude doesn't even have SNL anymore and he's still pulling. I'm not hating, but I legit don't get it.

I remember seeing some clip where someone asked Ariana Grande what the deal was with him and she said something to the effect that he's really emotionally intense in how he pursues women, like real up front about how he feels which I can see how that would be really appealing especially to a subset of women who probably intimidate the hell out of a lot of dudes. Dude is also allegedly bipolar though so I imagine those intense emotions wear out their welcome somewhat quickly.

 

That and if the rumors are true, having a huge cock always helps. Gotta say though, the fact that he somehow seems to get into people's heads rent free is a thing of legend, especially Kanye out here calling him "Skeet" 🤣

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Daemos Level 15

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43 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Allegedlys.

 

One thing I noticed through my experiences with females is that their evaluation of "huge dicks" is different from men. Like a "huge" dick to a woman could be above average to man. A man's point of reference is the size of the dick in proportion to their own body and hands usually (or in the case of gay men other men of which there are many).

So when Ariana Grande said this guy has a massive dick or whatever I took it with a grain of salt because she is absolutely tiny.

He looks like he has a good dick though. Maybe not marriage material.

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VirginDefiler Level 15

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im gonna state the dummest question + idea ever thought up.

if our kitchen and bathroom pipes get clogged up. as they sometimes do.

if drain O and sulfuric acid are corrosive to ceramic, metal, etc and eat away at the pipes and destroy them. why not make the damn pipes out of the same exact plastic that house the declogging lye or sulfuric acid?

if it cant eat away at the plastic containers that the acid and lye come in.. why the fuck not just use the same plastic to make our pipes with?

that way when we do get eventual stuffed up clogged up pipes, we can pour the declogging chemicals without worry.

crazy idea right? almost makes freakin logical sense.

or is it that, that would put every damn plumber out of business since we wouldnt need them anymore? 

im starting to believe the ONLY reason why we all have metal pipes is to maintain plumbers in business.

BECAUSE WHY ARE WE ALL STUCK WITH METAL PIPES IN OUR KITCHENS AND BATHROOMS????

at the very least we should have metal pipes with inner plastic coating so it protects the pipes when we are ALL eventually forced to use decloggers to melt the clog away.

 

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i guess it also keeps the companies that make the damn metal pipes in business since the metal eventually degrades and then we have to buy more useless metal pipes that corrode with time.

i doubt they want to make actual plastic pipes that dont corrode and lasts forever. where we dont have to rebuy more damn pipes.

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Daemos Level 15

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30 minutes ago, iStu X said:

Like — how the fuck is some pseudo celebrities alleged dick game worth talking about? 


Few things are worth talking about, but talking with others even about bullshit can be an engaging and rewarding experience in and of itself. Especially different people. No one is forced to partake though. Several conversations happen in these threads in parallel.

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DangerousJ Level 17

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Spider-man's Greatest Moments: 

 

 

"Nothing can stop the Juggernaut"  (ASM 229-230)  (1982)

 

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Madame Web calls Pete knowing that she will be attacked by someone. Pete has no idea that her captor is Cain Marko!

Black Tom has told Juggs to capture her so that her psychic powers can hhelp them defeat the X-men.

Spidey tries , but cant prevent him gettng to MW. Alas, when Juggs rips her out of her chair, he destroys her life support system. 

Now Spidey has to stop him before he escapes.

 

Spidey tries everything but no avail.

He even drives a gasoline truck into big J...

 

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Ultimately, Spidey covers his eyes and tricks him into walking into wet cement that is part of a building foundation where he sinks.

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iStu X Level 18

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It’s been a long and exhausting week, fam. I’m glad that it’s finally starting to wind down.
 

My dads viewing was on Friday. It was actually really nice. When I saw him in hospice towards the end I really saw how much cancer had destroyed his body. I knew he had lost a lot of weight but I think hospice said he wasn’t even 95 pounds. Which means he had lost about 60-70lbs since first being diagnosed in 2020. 
 

When I saw him at the viewing he just looked like my dad but before his diagnosis. The morticians did such an amazing job. He looked a healthy weight. His clothes fit him. He didn’t look like he did towards the end. He just looked normal. He looked happy and he looked finally at peace. It was really nice. 
 

My nephew who turns 5 in April was a trooper too. My sister and her husband tried to tell him his “pawpaw” was gone the best they could (rainbow bridge stuff) and he seemed to grasp it. He asked to see my dad a few times during the viewing. He would also tell people “My pawpaw is over there. Be sure to say hi” as he’d point to the casket. 
 

The actual funeral was today. My dads cousin who is a retired air force officer presided over the ceremony. My dad was cremated and had his remains transported to the military cemetery by the local Purple Heart chapters truck which my dad absolutely loved.
 

My brother in law who is also a retired veteran as well as a Purple Heart recipient was the one who held his urn during transport. I was originally asked but I felt it was more appropriate for my BIL to do it since they shared that honor. 
 

We also got a police escort to the cemetery.  All the other military pageantry like the folded flag, gun salute, so on happened as well. It was really nice. We kept the bullet casings from the gun salute. 9 in all. Despite how I felt about my dad I might ask my mom if it’s okay if I get one melted down to make a ring. I’d likely never wear it as a ring but maybe put it on some sort chain or string to wear it as a necklace. Who knows. 
 

Tomorrow is kinda my one day of reprieve Even though I’ll be running errands most of it. But they’re fun errands. If that makes sense? 😂

 

Wednesday and Thursday I’m house sitting for my friends so they can do an overnight trip for their anniversary. Friday a friend is coming over and we’re gunna Pokemon it up. Then Saturday morning my girlfriend is driving down and I’m going to spend the weekend with her. 
 

 

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iStu X Level 18

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1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

Juggernaut having sex with She Hulk was one of the most random things. Or maybe it seemed that way cuz I have no context for it happening 😂

No. It definitely happened. 😂

 

She-Hulk defended him in court as he was being framed over some collapsed buildings or someshit and afterwords they knocked boots after he was proven innocent. 
 

It was during Chuck Austen’s universally hated run of the X-Men in the late 90’s and very early 2000. A run that was so universally hated that he was (and still is) black listed from the comic book industry in its entirety. It’s still considered one-of-if-not the worst runs ever written in all of comics. Not just X Men or marvel. But ALL comics. 
 

Chuck Austen’s run is also why Marvel basically gave up their left nut to have Grant Morrison come in and take over for Austen after he was fired from the title. 
 

Anyways Dan Slott actually brilliantly retconned it during his She-Hulk 12-issue mini back in the early 2010’s to where She-Hulk and Juggz did indeed knock boots but it wasn’t 616/Main Marvel Universe She-Hulk. 
 

You find out in the run that to other versions of characters that the 616 Universe is one of the best vacation spots in the multiverse. So characters from across the multiverse often visit it to wild out and do shit in the 616 they can’t do in their universe. So it wasn’t 616 She-Hulk who defended Juggz and did the nasty. It was a different marvel universes She-Hulk. 
 

review of Chuck Austen’s run for those interested 

 

 

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MillionX Level 16

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Another alert for any old fans of the Bleach anime/manga... the latest episode has one of the most epic battles ever seen in the whole series so far.  With a certain major character going all out...words can't even do it justice.  We're talking "extinction-level event" power on display, folks.

Mixed Martial Arts Wow GIF by UFC

 

*Hulu has been showing it weekly... new episode is every Monday morning, so far... subbed and dubs, btw.

*this reminds me---I the amount of popular anime on Hulu at the moment is awesome.  They have this, Mob Psycho 100, One Punch Man, Chainsaw Man, Terraformars(!!!!), old episodes of Bleach, DBZ, Naruto, Demon Slayer, Yu Yu Hakusho(!!), Outlaw Star, etc. etc.... basically it's all there.

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Sonichuman Level 18

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40 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

Denying the results of an election she lost is what made Stacy Abrams famous so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had to look this up cause it was the first I heard of it.  This was pretty disheartening to hear because I'm I don't doubt that there is voter suppression there but taking the stance of crazies is not the way to go. 

 

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axeman61 Level 14

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🤣🤣🤣

 

Oh my God. I'm almost done with God of War Ragnarok and don't want it spoiled, but Twitter's Ragnarok is too juicy for me to stay off.

 

I NEED to know what his master plan is. Kanye lost 1.5 bill and you still have niggas talking about "this is all part of his plan". I need to know from Elon fanboys: what's Elon's plan? I don't know how he's moving in private, but you could clear Tetris all day with the L's he's taking in public. There's next to no way to make Twitter profitable with the stuff he's doing, unless EVERY active user signed up for Twitter Blue (even that would take years).

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RSG3 Level 18

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1 hour ago, Sonichuman said:

I had to look up the tweets to check if this was legit aaaand it is. 

 

Lol yea that's literally Elons entire MO. He didn't found Tesla. He didn't found SpaceX. He didn't engineer much of anything in the cars or the rockets. 

 

But he sure like it when you believe him when he says he's the founder and he engineered a bunch of shit that he actually didn't. 

 

Elons an extremely shitty Steve Jobs. Like he tries to be Steve Jobs but he fucking awful at it. 

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Sonichuman Level 18

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There's a lot of people justifying Elon firing the guy because he was rude and honestly I'm gonna take hard disagree on that stance.  Elon asked the man in public how he could fix the situation and the guy gave him an unfiltered answer on the same platform that he was asked.  This reeks of "I don't to look like I was wrong on anything in a public setting by anyone much less someone who works under me" so because his ego took a boo boo he decided to fire the man who clearly fucking knew what he was talking about cause you reiterated what he said shortly afterwards lol.

 

I don't know about you but if I'm captain of a ship and I ask the one of the engineers in front of the crew how to make the boat run more efficiently and he gives me an answer that I clearly didn't know, I'm not gonna fire the guy who more than likely knows how to fix the issue.  He could have broughr the guy the side and been like "Hey I appreciate the feedback but next time can you give me this informatiok in DM's?"  Or...just not ask the question in public if he was concerned how the answer would make him look.  Firing the dude is super overkill and its like the equivalent of saying "THANKS"  then tossing the engineer overboard.  I can only imagine how that looks to the rest of the crew.

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1 hour ago, Sonichuman said:

There's a lot of people justifying Elon firing the guy because he was rude and honestly I'm gonna take hard disagree on that stance.  Elon asked the man in public how he could fix the situation and the guy gave him an unfiltered answer on the same platform that he was asked.  This reeks of "I don't to look like I was wrong on anything in a public setting by anyone much less someone who works under me" so because his ego took a boo boo he decided to fire the man who clearly fucking knew what he was talking about cause you reiterated what he said shortly afterwards lol.

 

I don't know about you but if I'm captain of a ship and I ask the one of the engineers in front of the crew how to make the boat run more efficiently and he gives me an answer that I clearly didn't know, I'm not gonna fire the guy who more than likely knows how to fix the issue.  He could have broughr the guy the side and been like "Hey I appreciate the feedback but next time can you give me this informatiok in DM's?"  Or...just not ask the question in public if he was concerned how the answer would make him look.  Firing the dude is super overkill and its like the equivalent of saying "THANKS"  then tossing the engineer overboard.  I can only imagine how that looks to the rest of the crew.

My man asked a question publicly, was responded to publicly. The only silly thing the former employee did was the Kanye shrug regarding the private comms. 

 

Musk had to then show how much of the man he is by firing the guy and literally restate his solution. By him posting the response , he established a wonderful paper trail for wrongful termination.

 

My how the mighty have fallen (in the court of public opinion). . . 

 

 

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Sonichuman Level 18

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15 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

i wonder if trump is dumb enough to create his own party, and run as a independent. hes supposed to make his announcement today.

doesnt he realize hes incredibly unpopular nowadays? or is he that detached from reality? i cant believe one man could destroy a party like he did.

Trump likely does not care and he has surrounded himself with yes men.  If someone told him it was a bad idea, he'd probably do it anyway then fire that guy.

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