The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[DarkSakul]

5 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Nope I'm not.

LOL, you sound like a child.

 

5 hours ago, RSG3 said:

That's YOU you piece of shit.

Did you even proof read before you hit send? 

 

5 hours ago, RSG3 said:

People have been killed by getting swatted. 

That is the idea, as crummy as it sounds. Sanctity of life is this BS we tell out selves so we all pretend to care about others and sleep better at night. 

We do it dirty all the time, we buy slave labor products, we treat retail workers like shit, and we send police and the military to kill people for us. 

And no one bats an eye, yet you want to point fingers. The only piece of shit here is the one not awoke to the world yet, you. 

Now I didn't call the Swat on Tim Pool, I still think the shit is funny.

Don't moral high horse me, look at you self before you can judge me. 

 

Edited January 20, 2022 by DarkSakul
Also fuck all down voters, that includes you camancho

[Lantis]

2 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

 we send police and the military to kill people for us. 

???? Since when?

[HD-Man]

40 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

I'm surprised they didn't make one of them trans...🤣

......Yet

[RSG3]

42 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

LOL, you sound like a child

Lol you sound like a psychopath. 

 

42 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

Did you even proof read before you hit send?

This response doesn't even make sense you fucking moron. 

 

42 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

That is the idea

Which is exactly why youre a piece of shit and should go away forever. 

Edited January 20, 2022 by RSG3

[RSG3]

45 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

Don't moral high horse me, look at you self before you can judge me. 

I will judge the absolute fuck out of you every single time you say this kind of dumb fuck moron shit stain fuckery. That look in the mirror shit will never work on me because I know exactly who I am and what I stand for.  I've never once wished someone got Swatted so I dont have to look at myself. I'm clean. You're the dirty dirt bag piece of shit here wishing death on people who have nothing to do with you outside of an ideological disagreement. 

 

You look in the mirror because you sound like fucking Stalin you fucking moron. 

Edited January 20, 2022 by RSG3

[DangerousJ]

Not a big M and M fan.

My favorite types are pretzel (blue wrapper) and mint (green). 

 

Oddly enough, the City Hunter anime always has product placement with the M and M logo on various bakery/restaurant takeout bags .

[Darc_Requiem]

I couldn't careless about this M&M thing. Moreover I wouldn't have noticed if it weren't pointed out so what was the point in the first place?

[RSG3]

My favorite M&Me where the Rice Crispy ones. I haven't seen them in years. 

[J-ride]

The cuts and lip sync on this video are really good lol.

 

[Chadouken]

I wish they would make Cinnamon & Mint M&Ms, because it's fun to say out loud.

[OPTIMUS124]

40 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

I couldn't careless about this M&M thing. Moreover I wouldn't have noticed if it weren't pointed out so what was the point in the first place?

Another rage farm waiting to be harvested because there isn't anything else to be upset about I guess. . . 

[DarkSakul]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

This response doesn't even make sense you fucking moron. 

Well we all know you are illiterate.

 

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Lol you sound like a psychopath. 

Rather be a Psychopath than a child.
 

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Which is exactly why youre a piece of shit and should go away forever. 

 I see you don't still comprehend how the Adult world works.

 

[RSG3]

Darksakul is the walking talking definition of "Military Grade."

Edited January 20, 2022 by RSG3

[Maxx]

Lmfao im back to teaching karate to kids at this Jewish school and o def almost lost it on a teacher for being rude as fuck. 

 

So i had to take a rapid test and so i came in early and you'd rhink i asked her to do a trig problem. Like its a covid test yall wanted me to do. Its not even that big a deal like why are you huffing at me? 

 

Then because i tested kids mt last session for yellow belts. I was told they would be at the front so i asked the same lady and asked if they were there. And she was almost disgusted i would have the audacity to ask such a question

 

"why would i ever have them?"

I was told to ask at the front desk

"no i dont them.. Ask blah blah" 

 

And just gives me a dirty look....dont ever let me find out what her car is..im slashin this bitches tires. 

 

 

[J-ride]

[DarkSakul]

@ RG3 
Epstein didn't kill himself 

[Chadouken]

3 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

@ RG3 
Epstein didn't kill himself 

RG3 was good his rookie year, but he was never the same after his injury when Shanahan stupidly put him back in the game against the Seahawks.

[MillionX]

haha a trans M&M character would be hilarious...and you know there's several youtube reaction channels that would love it if that happened....sooooo many easy views to the inevitable "M&M goes woke!" vids that would be made there. 😆

 

...so...I imagine it would be a Blue M&M that identifies as a Yellow one?  That would be just trans-color... there's more possibilities with a Regular M&M that identifies as a Peanut version, or of course the less interesting "male" m&m that thinks it's a "female" m&m.

 

oh but wait that's false advertising if they extend that to reality with the product... imagine they have a bag that clearly is yellow and says "Peanut" version M&Ms....but you open it and it's just some regular ones in there.  THAT would be some bullshit, man.

 

Edited January 20, 2022 by MillionX

[DarkSakul]

2 hours ago, Lantis said:

???? Since when?

Since always. Look at the news. 

[Chadouken]

4 minutes ago, MillionX said:

haha a trans M&M character would be hilarious...and you know there's several youtube reaction channels that would love it if that happened....sooooo many easy views to the inevitable "M&M goes woke!" vids that would be made there. 😆

 

...so...I imagine it would be a Blue M&M that identifies as a Yellow one?  That would be just trans-color... there's more possibilities with a Regular M&M that identifies as a Peanut version, or of course the less interesting "male" m&m that thinks it's a "female" m&m.

I can't imagine a trans M&M would taste as good as a cis M&M.

[J-ride]

3 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

I can't imagine a trans M&M would taste as good as a cis M&M.

That's because you are a bigot!  🤡

[TheInfernoman]

29 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Darksakul is the walking talking definition of "Military Grade."

Too tough for his own good? 

You drop him from 6+ feet and he's somehow "functioning?" 

Hard on the outside baby soft on tbe inside? 

 

🤔🤔🤔

 

[Lantis]

16 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

Since always. Look at the news. 

Damn, must have missed that commercial. Do you think they'll take food stamps at the military if I ask them to off a raccoon that has been pillaging my trash?

[BornWinner]

4 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

Woke M&M's?

 

 

The first thing I could actually see that was different is that changed the pose of the green one to be less pinup girl sexy. I guess that’s their first step of being inclusive. Sad day for people that find M&Ms sexy.

[MillionX]

...but in more important news... Toy Galaxy channel just posted a video about the Mr. T cartoon

...the Mr. T cereal was actually good, btw.  It tasted like the Post brand "Oh's" cereal.

[J-ride]

I remember Mr Ts cereal tasting like CapN Crunch.  I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T EAT A BALANCED BREAKFAST!

[iStu X]

Jesus Christ what’s happening in this thread? Epstein suicide talk, transgender M&M’s and Mr. T all on the same page

[Maxx]

14 minutes ago, iStu X said:

Jesus Christ what’s happening in this thread? Epstein suicide talk, transgender M&M’s and Mr. T all on the same page

Adhd is a conspiracy by the left and isn't real

[DoctaMario]

6 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

That reminds me..

 

Starhammer hasn't posted in a while.

He might be taking a break. I think he's had his fill of it here for a bit, but that's only my assumption.

Edited January 20, 2022 by DoctaMario

[DangerousJ]

How is Kim Kardashian like a car? 

 

They both have internal CUM bustion engines.

[Reiraku]

[iStu X]

Bruh that meme is so fucked 😂😂😂😂

[HD-Man]

My cousin trynna convince me to watch CW's Supergirl, not gonna happen, chief. I only tuned in for Lex, and once I got my fill, I dipped out. I heard he came back but I'm not willing to sit through it to see him again, ima just wait til he shows up in Superman & Lois. Hard pass 😂

[Maxx]

Fuuuck i chipped my tooth again during sex ☠️

[iStu X]

30 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Fuuuck i chipped my tooth again during sex ☠️

Either Loosen up the grip on those dicks or stop doing Uber. 

Edited January 21, 2022 by iStu X

[HD-Man]

1 hour ago, iStu X said:

Either Loosen up the grip on those dicks or stop doing Uber. 

[Scanman]

10 hours ago, iStu X said:

Jesus Christ what’s happening in this thread? Epstein suicide talk, transgender M&M’s and Mr. T all on the same page

Autism is what's happening in this thread

[OPTIMUS124]

Theme for "The Batman"

 

Michael Giacchino is going to be this generation's John Williams. 

Edited January 21, 2022 by OPTIMUS124

[AriesWarlock]

The other day I read parfait is the French word for perfect. So when you say "this parfait is perfect" you are saying the perfect is perfect 🧐

 

 

[DarkSakul]

21 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

That reminds me..

 

Starhammer hasn't posted in a while.

Serious question, did Star Hammer ever migrated over to Mega Shock ?
I haven't seen him in well over a year. I am seriously thinking he was at the capital on Jan 6 2021 for all his "Just wait" talk.
Starhammer might be in jail waiting over seditious insurrection charges. He was sipping that Trump juice HARD. 

 

[DarkSakul]

13 hours ago, Reiraku said:

I swore Betty White would have written this very same Joke if she could. 
It fits with her later Jokes/stand up. 

[DarkSakul]

5 hours ago, Scanman said:

Autism is what's happening in this thread

Marty (Gen Martok) here has it right. 

[DangerousJ]

11 minutes ago, DarkSakul said:

Serious question, did Star Hammer ever migrated over to Mega Shock ?
I haven't seen him in well over a year. I am seriously thinking he was at the capital on Jan 6 2021 for all his "Just wait" talk.
Starhammer might be in jail waiting over seditious insurrection charges. He was sipping that Trump juice HARD. 

 

He posts under the name "Deadly Raver" here. 

I just say Starhammer because I'm lazy.

[Darc_Requiem]

9 hours ago, Maxx said:

Fuuuck i chipped my tooth again during sex ☠️

Stop fucking with chicks with adamantium nipple piercings or have them take those things out first.

[OPTIMUS124]

35 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

He posts under the name "Deadly Raver" here. 

I just say Starhammer because I'm lazy.

"Starhammer" has less characters than "Deadly Raver" . . . 

 

Edited January 21, 2022 by OPTIMUS124

[Darc_Requiem]

She should of gotten more than 10 months.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/poisonous-woman-created-30-fake-25919977

[Lantis]

Damn Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson passed away today.

 

Feeling more like a boomer everyday since a lot of people don't know who they are. 😢

[Darc_Requiem]

Yeah people we grew up with are starting to pass on 😔

[AriesWarlock]

22 hours ago, Lantis said:

Damn Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson passed away today.

 

Feeling more like a boomer everyday since a lot of people don't know who they are. 😢

Damn, Bat Out of Hell was the second tape I ever bought in the 90s. R.I.P.

 

 

Edited January 22, 2022 by AriesWarlock

[OPTIMUS124]

10 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Yeah people we grew up with are starting to pass on 😔

. . .  and it's only going to become more and more frequent as we age 😢

 

Growing old is already getting old.