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The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition


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4 minutes ago, J-ride said:

I personally like the Navy Body calculator, it considers your neck thickness and build more accurately than BMI.  IIRC BMI was made up to sell insurance and is mostly bullshit since it doesn't consider your frame and assumes you will have the build of an H+M model.  

Exactly. BMI takes very little into account for body composition. The method mentioned is far better. 

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2 hours ago, Sonero said:

 

Easy: men still not tired of seeing women naked.

 

OTOH they've gotta stop with all that step-family member nonsense. Goddamn all that is gross as hell.

How is step family gross?

They are not fucking related.

Unless you mean that is gross how pussy they are in that they want incest porn but are not brave enough to commit to it and instead tip toe around the fetish like the fucking cowards they are.

Then yes, is disgusting.

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‘What a Stupid Son of a B*tch’: Biden Caught on Hot Mic Slamming Fox News Reporter Peter Doocy

 

President Joe Biden called Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch.”

Wrapping up a photo op in front of the media on Monday, several reporters shouted questions at Biden, including Doocy.

 

“Do you think inflation is a political liability in the midterms?” he asked.

“It’s a great asset,” Biden sarcastically said, apparently unaware the microphone was still on. “More inflation. What a stupid son of a bitch.”

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11 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

‘What a Stupid Son of a B*tch’: Biden Caught on Hot Mic Slamming Fox News Reporter Peter Doocy

 

President Joe Biden called Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch.”

Wrapping up a photo op in front of the media on Monday, several reporters shouted questions at Biden, including Doocy.

 

“Do you think inflation is a political liability in the midterms?” he asked.

“It’s a great asset,” Biden sarcastically said, apparently unaware the microphone was still on. “More inflation. What a stupid son of a bitch.”

Biden and Fauci need to make sure there mics are off before they turn the filter off.  I find it hilarious though and its actually more humanizing to hear but still lol.

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24 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Biden and Fauci need to make sure there mics are off before they turn the filter off.  I find it hilarious though and it actually more humanizing to hear but still lol.

Not sure why folks are clutching their pearls. This has been common place for a bit. 

 

At this point I feel we've been watching episodes of the "Grumpy Old Men" reboot since 2016.  

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I envy artists who think their shit dont stink. I have a friend who was complaining baout no one hiring him for work. (its bad art) so i was dming him giving him tips on how he work on stuff and explained about working on his basics. Like basic basics... Anatomy, perspective, still life art ect. And i def get the sense he thinks hes at a level where hes beyond this stuff when he def isnt. 

 

I actuallt get commissions.. I never go lookin for them. Im always down on my own shit and amazed people wanna hire me. And i hate doing commissions because i personally view it so sub par so its wild to see someone who is even worse than me view themselves so highly. Its bizarro world. I wish i had his self confidence 

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heh, yeah... him and his dad---I see that name and keep thinking of how many times they got made fun of in school for a last name that is dangerously close to "Dooky"... like "Doocy took a Dooky!" 🤣  I'm curious to see what the elder Doocy has to say about this story though; yeah, his dad is still working there as one of the Fox & Friends hosts.  Neither of them seem like the type to get heated about anything that often in life though.  ...hilarious that a President would respond to such questions in that way, btw.  The clown-show of a presidency continues to provide us with non-stop entertainment.  

 

On the note of artists that think their shit don't stink--- back in childhood I had a friend that would actually go so far as to trace a character from a comic and just change the name....and claim that as an "original character".  I remember one time he traced "Angelus"  from Spawn, then passed that off as if it was original...and his dream was to become a professional artist some day... the shit was hilarious.  I don't think he even changed anything about Angelus (usually he would at least change some details)--- it was exactly as she appeared in that issue of the comic.  He eventually abandoned that dream of doing art professionally as a main job though.... I don't think he had any serious chance at it.

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Why do women get mad when you unsend or delete messages on social media? My Instinct tells me they planned on screenshottin the messages to their friends to make fun of you but by unsending it, you deprive them of the chance 

 

They have yet to give a logical explanation of why they would be bothered by something they never planned to respond to in the first place. Smells like control issues to me lol

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5 hours ago, Maxx said:

 

I actually get commissions.. I never go lookin for them. Im always down on my own shit and amazed people wanna hire me

That's a sign of a good artist Maxx. My best friend is the same way. I'll look at something draws and think its great. He'll talk about like he sketched a stick figure.  I've known dude for over 30 years. He gets better every year because he's never satisfied with what he creates. The best artists are usually perfectionists in my experience.

 

You may think your art is 3S Sean tier but I can guarantee you the rest of us will think its 3S Chun tier. 👍🏾

 

TLDR; Artist like him are bad for a reason. Artist like you get commission requests for a reason.

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6 hours ago, Maxx said:

I envy artists who think their shit dont stink. I have a friend who was complaining baout no one hiring him for work. (its bad art) so i was dming him giving him tips on how he work on stuff and explained about working on his basics. Like basic basics... Anatomy, perspective, still life art ect. And i def get the sense he thinks hes at a level where hes beyond this stuff when he def isnt. 

 

I actuallt get commissions.. I never go lookin for them. Im always down on my own shit and amazed people wanna hire me. And i hate doing commissions because i personally view it so sub par so its wild to see someone who is even worse than me view themselves so highly. Its bizarro world. I wish i had his self confidence 

Being humble and being able to take a step back and look at this objectively is why you get commissions and he doesn't.  He'd probably get better if he actually accepted the truth but it sounds like something he's not ready to deal with so it's going to be a block until he does.

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Yeah that's disgusting^ (*why do people keep wanting to experiment with pizza?  It is already the perfect food.  Anything "new" and creative you want to try is most likely WRONG.)

 

 

Currently on Fox--- Emily is hosting Outnumbered with Kayleigh, Kennedy and Julie Banderas today... a stunning lineup there... sadly they're not all sitting at the couch though; it's the "Zoom meeting" setup, so no legs will be on display today 😞 

 

It's interesting how well Kennedy has managed to hold up after all this time... I forgot how old she is, but I've had a thing for her since way back in the MTV days.  There was a girl at high school that looked kinda like her...which was nice until you heard the horrible southern accent (+ she had a gold tooth)  Anyway, at least for me, she is still sidestepping The Wall for an impressive amount of time there.

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I get part of the idea behind that. When making pizza yourself, you can par-bake it with the sauce on, then throw cheese and toppings on later. It's a way to make sure the cheese doesn't overcook and do that thing where the fats start separating from it.

 

But this? Hell no. There's nothing that would make me try pizza with cold cheese just thrown on it. That is, unless EVERY bit of that pizza, cheese included, just slaps so hard it's undeniable.

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9 minutes ago, MillionX said:

Currently on Fox--- Emily is hosting Outnumbered with Kayleigh, Kennedy and Julie Banderas today... a stunning lineup there... sadly they're not all sitting at the couch though; it's the "Zoom meeting" setup, so no legs will be on display today 😞 

You can always tell when ratings are down on fox because the female hosts hike those skirts up and have legs on full display.

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The headline for this article made me double take

https://www.ign.com/articles/ana-de-armas-universal-lawsuit-yesterday-cut-scenes

 

I'm having trouble putting into words exactly how dumb this is.  You're suing a company for 5 mil because an actress showed up in a trailer and didn't actually show up in the movie?

 

Steve Harvey Reaction GIF

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Dinklage is pissed at Disney for remaking Snow White.

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/peter-dinklage-snow-white-seven-dwarfs-remake-interview-1290350/

 

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Dinklage said he was “a little taken aback” by the casting news for the Snow White remake, which was announced over the summer and is set to feature Rachel Zegler in the main role: “They were very proud to cast a Latina actress as Snow White, but you’re still telling the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Take a step back and look at what you’re doing there. It makes no sense to me. Because you’re progressive in one way, but you’re still making that fucking backward story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the fuck are you doing, man?”

 

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Oh I'm surprised they didn't try to get Lizzo to be Snow White since y'know...anyone can play anyone* in the new era of "progressive and forward-thinking" casting choices.  Then of course ya get Shaquille O'neal to play one of the dwarves since that would make perfect sense too! (**NOTE-- I happen to be a fan of John Campea's show, but that's 1 point I'll never agree on---he has actually said something along the lines of "anyone can play anyone".)

 

I look forward to that biopic of Betty White featuring Billy Porter as Betty.  Luis Guzman would be a good pick to play Bea Arthur, of course.  Zendaya is Rue McClanahan's "Blanche" and Tyler Perry as Estelle Getty, aka "Sofia". 

 

heh, I still crack up about that tv miniseries where they got one of the most deep chocolate actresses working today to be Queen Anne Boleyn....that will forever be hilarious to me. 

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2 hours ago, axeman61 said:

I get part of the idea behind that. When making pizza yourself, you can par-bake it with the sauce on, then throw cheese and toppings on later. It's a way to make sure the cheese doesn't overcook and do that thing where the fats start separating from it.

 

But this? Hell no. There's nothing that would make me try pizza with cold cheese just thrown on it. That is, unless EVERY bit of that pizza, cheese included, just slaps so hard it's undeniable.

I want to say this is a depression era thing that got carried over the years. I mean, how fitting for it to be in the spotlight again. We might be in for another depression at this rate. Let's bring back Altoona lunchables pizzas while we are at it.

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3 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

The headline for this article made me double take

https://www.ign.com/articles/ana-de-armas-universal-lawsuit-yesterday-cut-scenes

 

I'm having trouble putting into words exactly how dumb this is.  You're suing a company for 5 mil because and actor showed up in a trailer and didn't actually show up in the movie?

 

Steve Harvey Reaction GIF

This is one of the rare times I am hoping to see the little guy get absolutely destroyed. You shouldn’t be this stupid and not have something happen to you. Also where did 5 million come in when you only spent 4 dollars?

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I support Peter Dinklage in this rage at this movie because:

 

1)  Rachel Zegler already got casted as a Puerto Rican in West  Side Story when she wasn't.

 

2) Now she gonna be Snow White? This broad gotta pick some type of ethnicity and stick with it. she out there random selecting her background.

 

3) After the blacked memes, we really can't be making movies about a broad surrounded by men.

 

 

That's just where society is at.

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36 minutes ago, BornWinner said:

Also where did 5 million come in when you only spent 4 dollars?

They say they are suing on behalf of everyone in the state, hence 5 mill. 

 

Also Dinklage can be mad all he wants but the 7 Dwarfs mined in a cave and they lived in a beautiful 2 story cottage in the middle of the woods. Like can you get what your pissed off about correct please? If they lived in the cave they wouldn't feel the need to sing "Off to work we go."  What the fuck is backward about owning a house and going to work? 

 

Your outrage feels fake as fuck when you can't even get the basics of the story correct. Just say you're pissed off it's about 7 short people you fucking loser. 

 

Edit: Like I dont get it. There's sooooo much you could criticize Disney for, you don't have to make shit up. I see this in the comic book sphere all the time. There's a lot to criticize Bruce for you don't have to make shit up. Why do people keep making up shit to be mad about when there's so much to actually be mad about?

 

It makes me mad people wield their anger in such garbage ways. Waste of a good emotion.

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