The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[scorp 1369]

15 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild.

 

Ah, FML.

Damn. When it rains it pours. 
 

fucksake

[Mattatsu 1587]

1 minute ago, odin said:

... I have a feeling i’m going to regret admitting that... fuck it, i already regret it

[scorp 1369]

23 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

... I have a feeling i’m going to regret admitting that... fuck it, i already regret it

Hah it’s ok. My wife looks somewhere in between Tia Carerre and Brooke Burke. 

[AriesWarlock 1277]

 

 

 

[Deadly_Raver 1292]

12 hours ago, Dayaan said:

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

lol.  Same here.  Everytime I need reference material I search it before I ever even turn to my files.

[Dayaan 916]

My wife looks like... I don't know what she looks like. Arranged marriage gang.

[Deadly_Raver 1292]

Probably half or more of the people from your past: "You'll never make a living playing with toys all the time!"
Japan:

 

 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Deadly_Raver

[YourFavGrandpa 175]

hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use.

[Deadly_Raver 1292]

16 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use.

And now your journey to the dark side is complete.  Welcome to our ranks brother.

[Angel 1385]

getting harder to  tell what is satire these days

 

[M A R T I A N 1053]

12 minutes ago, Angel said:

getting harder to  tell what is satire these days

 

Ayo @Bulldancer, sick threads

[Volt 1008]

2 hours ago, Sonero said:

Looks like my daughter is sick. Could either be sick or allergies going wild.

 

Ah, FML.

Man, you can't catch a break.

 

Hope she gets well soon.

39 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

hey, whoever linked to ezgif earlier ... thanks! I was able to edit a suitable animated avatar for use.

Glad to help bro.

[Sonero 2897]

18 minutes ago, Angel said:

getting harder to  tell what is satire these days

 

Damn, where does he keep his iPhone though?

 

 

[iStu X 2539]

 

[Reiraku 120]

Having to pick your own switch sucked, but the worst thing I ever had to do was sit on my knees on a hard wood floor. You think it's no big deal, just a little boring at first, but then it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. After the first hour, you're begging for reasons to get up. 

[DrLariat 150]

2 hours ago, Angel said:

getting harder to  tell what is satire these days

 

He wearing the thugnifficent collection

[Angel 1385]

4 minutes ago, DrLariat said:

He wearing the thugnifficent collection

bro chill out, that was gangstalicious, don't you ever in your life get the two confused again

[DrLariat 150]

Just now, Angel said:

bro chill out, that was gangstalicious, don't you ever in your life get the two confused again

Imma keep these pearls they fly as hell

[beesuit 461]

Homies over hoes

 

[Maxx 908]

Does anyone kkow what's going on with the travel ban? Every website I look at says we still have a ban to places like Europe. But I see people specifically prowrestlers from European areas such as Portugal and the UK working in America. Is it open to people with maybe working visas? Confused how this all works. 

[Saikyotic 67]

Even if you have video proof it's still hard to believe things

 

[Reticently 915]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Does anyone kkow what's going on with the travel ban? Every website I look at says we still have a ban to places like Europe. But I see people specifically prowrestlers from European areas such as Portugal and the UK working in America. Is it open to people with maybe working visas? Confused how this all works. 

So there's no one thing going on.  Every location has different rules right now for who can come in from where, and whether they have to quarantine after they do.

 

Some places have exceptions for people coming in on work related travel, some don't.  Some places only allow "essential workers".  Some countries have travel bans, but still let their own citizens come in (and some people have multiple citizenships so they have more options).

 

And some people get around travel restrictions by coming in from some third location.  Get into the US by flying to Canada first, that kind of thing.

Edited October 14, 2020 by Reticently

[KingTubb 2271]

8 hours ago, Sonero said:

where does he keep his iPhone though?

his bra, duh. 

[Darc_Requiem 5758]

4 hours ago, beesuit said:

Homies over hoes

 

Boondocks keeps hitting the nail on the head despite not being on for years.

[Maxx 908]

33 minutes ago, Reticently said:

So there's no one thing going on.  Every location has different rules right now for who can come in from where, and whether they have to quarantine after they do.

 

Some places have exceptions for people coming in on work related travel, some don't.  Some places only allow "essential workers".  Some countries have travel bans, but still let their own citizens come in (and some people have multiple citizenships so they have more options).

 

And some people get around travel restrictions by coming in from some third location.  Get into the US by flying to Canada first, that kind of thing.

I thought the Canadian borders were closed 

[Reticently 915]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

I thought the Canadian borders were closed 

Maybe they are, that's just the example that popped into my head because I know that a lot of people travel through Canada to get around non-CoVid travel restrictions with the US.  Flights to and from Cuba, that sort of stuff.

 

Oh, and apparently you can still fly in from Canada:

 

https://www.chch.com/the-border-to-the-u-s-is-closed-but-a-loophole-has-allowed-canadians-to-travel-down-south/

[Sonero 2897]

For somebody with no job or responsibilities, my dog sure as hell whines a lot.

 

Like bro, you should not be yapping about before 7 a.m.

 

 

[YourFavGrandpa 175]

47 minutes ago, Sonero said:

For somebody with no job or responsibilities, my dog sure as hell whines a lot.

[Volt 1008]

7 hours ago, Reiraku said:

Having to pick your own switch sucked, but the worst thing I ever had to do was sit on my knees on a hard wood floor. You think it's no big deal, just a little boring at first, but then it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. After the first hour, you're begging for reasons to get up. 

The old folks here told me about having to sit on their knees on corn.

 

Their faces were like Nam Veteran faces whenever they talked about it.

[Maxx 908]

Oh 

 

https://www.cnet.com/news/google-is-giving-data-to-police-based-on-search-keywords-court-docs-show/

[Reticently 915]

20 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Oh 

 

https://www.cnet.com/news/google-is-giving-data-to-police-based-on-search-keywords-court-docs-show/

I don't know how I feel about that one.  It's a lot less invasive than looking at a person's entire search history, and I can see how certain crimes it might make it obvious who's doing them.

[Dayaan 916]

36 minutes ago, Reticently said:

I don't know how I feel about that one.  It's a lot less invasive than looking at a person's entire search history, and I can see how certain crimes it might make it obvious who's doing them.

The only crime I can be arrested for from internet activity is spending too much time in online school.

[Maxx 908]

Lmfaooooo this dumb bitch.  My fave part is her thinking Nintendo is mad about the only fans. 

 

https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-sues-tiktok-influencer-onlyfans-star-pokeprincxss-pokemon-copyright-infringement

Edited October 14, 2020 by Maxx

[KingTubb 2271]

37 minutes ago, Maxx said:

My fave part is her thinking Nintendo is mad about the only fans

How does she have 1.9 million followers? Am I missing something? 

[GetTheTables 945]

20 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

How does she have 1.9 million followers? Am I missing something? 

Porn? Never discount how many men will line up for titties, the promise of titties, or an oblique promise of maybe titty.

[Maxx 908]

22 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

How does she have 1.9 million followers? Am I missing something? 

Weeb porn lol. Look only fans hoes found the greatest marketing gimmick. Custom made porn. It makes these dudes feel unique and special. It makes them feel like they are closer and apart of whatever community each person builds. 

 

Im not shocked by it. 

[KingTubb 2271]

6 minutes ago, GetTheTables said:

Porn? Never discount how many men will line up for titties

 

3 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Weeb porn lol

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 

 

Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

[GetTheTables 945]

Just now, KingTubb said:

 

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 

 

Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

Different strokes for different folks.

 

 

Taste is a factor. Maybe folks really dig her look. Maybe they found her first. Or yeah maybe her prices just can't be beat! (that one I didn't intend)

 

Or maybe there are a lot of thirsty dudes out there with enough disposable income and lotion to fund multiple Pokemon themed OnlyFans ladies.

 

Having been an 18-25 year old male with disposable income, might be something to that.

[Maxx 908]

7 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

 

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 

 

Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

I just reread the article... You misread it. They were talking about her tik tok account getting millions. That's wayyyyyy easier to do. Literally horny teens and adults following her 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Maxx

[KingTubb 2271]

1 minute ago, GetTheTables said:

Different strokes for different folks.

Word, ain't my place to say what ponds you wanna cast your rod into. 

 

[KingTubb 2271]

7 minutes ago, Maxx said:

In general its usually pocket cash. 

out of curiosity I hit up her twitter and onlyfans page. She's charging $17 a month just for the previews of picture sets. you gotta pay extra for that. 

 

That's it. I'm convinced, magic is real and this woman is a wizard

 

Edit: Checked out her TikTok too. It ain't shit. Wizard confirmed 

Edited October 14, 2020 by KingTubb

[GetTheTables 945]

Never underestimate the power of thirst. Especially during a pandemic. 

 

To very roughly paraphrase butcher an Eddie Murphy joke, if you're starving and someone wants to sell you the box that the crackers came in, you just might buy that box just to sniff the cracker smell.

[Illwill88 316]

I can't knock the hustle though.

If I could beat off and make 100k+ 

I'd probably do it. I already do it for free.

[Reticently 915]

[GetTheTables 945]

I didn't think anything would ever make me spike chocolate cake and a Game Boy onto the ground at the speed of light, but here we are.

[KingTubb 2271]

Just now, Illwill88 said:

I can't knock the hustle though

Agreed. Good for her, she's making her money and is her own boss. 

 

I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table

 

[Maxx 908]

7 minutes ago, GetTheTables said:

Never underestimate the power of thirst. Especially during a pandemic. 

 

To very roughly paraphrase butcher an Eddie Murphy joke, if you're starving and someone wants to sell you the box that the crackers came in, you just might buy that box just to sniff the cracker smell.

"this is the best tasting cracker I ever had.. Did you do something to it?"  

[Darc_Requiem 5758]

29 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

 

I guess, but is she running a blue light special? Not trying to be mean, but there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that I would say are literally the pokemon evolution of this chick. 

 

Fuck... Racist yesterday, sexist today. Ya boy ain't gonna make it out of 2020

So I finally looked up this chick. She would need to pay me $17 a month to look at her pics. She's not remotely attractive fam.

[Illwill88 316]

9 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

 

I'm honestly too scared to put my butthole on the internet. All that money I'm leaving on the table

 

 

We'll have to do a fgc based onlyfans.

 

We tell ragequitters and tea baggers how good they are at the game and it's all everyone else's fault.

 

Customized smash package where we agree that smash is the greatest fighting game of all time.

 

We'll be rich.

[Volt 1008]

Just now, Illwill88 said:

 

We'll have to do a fgc based onlyfans.

 

We tell ragequitters and tea baggers how good they are at the game and it's all everyone else's fault.

 

Customized smash package where we agree that smash is the greatest fighting game of all time.

 

We'll be rich.

All we need is some cosplay thot to get on board.