The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

M A R T I A N · October 13

Sometimes we have mountain lions or deer just chilling in the middle of the road here. Some really crazy spots too, like 5 miles into the city and away from any kind of forests or vegetation.

Colorado is wild.

FlyingVe · October 13

48 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

I don't think so, he kinda disappeared. I never see him on PSN either. Hope he’s okay actually. I can’t recall if Volt tagged him or not. I don’t think Riley made it over either. I’ll go back to SRk and tag them.

I’m fine.

Thanks for tagging me on SRK btw.

i haven’t gone anywhere but the state of the world at the moment has me quite busy, so I haven’t really had any reason to post or really anything to say.

I’m not sure if I will be posting much (due to being very busy), but people are always welcome to @me.

i have been online plenty... but not on PlayStation. The ps4 isn’t really my primary machine and there hasn’t been anything on it I’ve wanted to play in som time. But if people wanna play feel free to message me.

In summary, I’m not dead.

Edit: Also, announcing Dan for SF5 is literally the least hype thing in The history of SF5.

Edited October 13 by FlyingVe

Dayaan · October 13

26 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

I swear to God, Spin, if I somehow go to jail or get put on an FBI list cause you're talking nasty shit underage, I'm gonna tell my mom and she's going to tell YOUR mom!

I fear my mom more than the FBI. Fuckin' Western scum don't scare me at all. Come at me assholes.

Mattatsu · October 13

13 minutes ago, FlyingVe said:

I’m fine.

Thanks for tagging me on SRK btw.

i haven’t gone anywhere but the state of the world at the moment has me quite busy, so I haven’t really had any reason to post or really anything to say.

I’m not sure if I will be posting much (due to being very busy), but people are always welcome to @me.

i have been online plenty... but not on PlayStation. The ps4 isn’t really my primary machine and there hasn’t been anything on it I’ve wanted to play in som time. But if people wanna play feel free to message me.

In summary, I’m not dead.

Edit: Also, announcing Dan for SF5 is literally the least hype thing in The history of SFV.

Awesome. I’m happy to hear from you man.

we still play 3S or ST on 30A from time to time (on PC or PS4). If you’re up for those matches, let me know and I can tag you whenever we’re starting a lounge.

KingTubb · October 13

5 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

I fear my mom more than the FBI

Homie, I know. The FBI would come for my ass. My mom gonna tell YOUR mom. You're gonna be the kid that gets beat over the phone when Ralphie rats on him

Dayaan · October 13

1 minute ago, KingTubb said:

Homie, I know. The FBI would come for my ass. My mom gonna tell YOUR mom. You're gonna be the kid that gets beat over the phone when Ralphie rats on him

That stuff is too scary man. I got knocked tf out by her once. No chill for being a moron in this house.

FlyingVe · October 13

7 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

Awesome. I’m happy to hear from you man.

we still play 3S or ST on 30A from time to time (on PC or PS4). If you’re up for those matches, let me know and I can tag you whenever we’re starting a lounge.

Sure. People are always welcome to tag me for games.

Mattatsu · October 13

One thing I’m happy about is that my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

Edited October 13 by Mattatsu

RSG3 · October 13

What does being white have to do with it? White as rice over here and my mother used wooden cooking spoons and my dad used old reliable, the belt.

Dayaan · October 13

1 minute ago, Mattatsu said:

One thing I’m happy about being white is my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

This is the whitest shit I ever heard. If this post had a hex code, it would be #FFFFFF.

Sonero · October 13

11 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

Were they raised by Looney Tunes?

What in the..?

Edited October 13 by Sonero

Dayaan · October 13

Just now, RSG3 said:

What does being white have to do with it? White as rice over here and my mother used wooden cooking spoons and my dad used old reliable, the belt.

Your family is closet brown. Come out the middle class closet, man.

Mattatsu · October 13

Yeah, I removed the white bit, as I was generalizing when i shouldn’t have. My white friend across the street got belts and wooden spoons too.

Edited October 13 by Mattatsu

iStu X · October 13

I can count on one hand how many times I was spanked as a kid. My parents learned pretty quickly that taking things away from me was a much more effective form of punishment.

Edited October 13 by iStu X

Dayaan · October 13

3 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I can count on one hand how many times I was spanked as a kid. My parents learned pretty quick taking my stuff away from me was much more effective.

This is why I have only asked my parents for 3 things since 2011. I learned super early to never ask them for shit since it'll only be used as a bargaining tool. The only people on earth that negotiate with terrorists are terrorists.

iStu X · October 13

7 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

This is why I have only asked my parents for 3 things since 2011. I learned super early to never ask them for shit since it'll only be used as a bargaining tool. The only people on earth that negotiate with terrorists are terrorists.

I’m guessing you must be very young. I haven’t had to worry about that In close to 20 years lol. Once I starting earning my own money around 14 they didn’t really have the bargaining tool anymore.

But what they did do was since my money was made through card game and video game tournaments their punishments for me became not being about to go to those events.

Edited October 13 by iStu X

scorp · October 13

I got spanked by a belt for sure.. Many times.

But immigrants, what can you do.

Dayaan · October 13

8 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I’m guessing you must be very young.

Pretty, but don't get any ideas.

YourFavGrandpa · October 13

I was a terrible child, so I was spanked with everything from belts to wooden spoons to tree switches.

scorp · October 13

8 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

Pretty, but don't get any ideas.

Don't worry, Wiz isn't on this site.

iStu X · October 13

1 minute ago, odin said:

Don't worry, Wiz isn't on this site.

Man. I was about to reply with “don’t worry, I’m all out of tokens”

Edited October 13 by iStu X

KingTubb · October 13

Y'all thought I was kidding about spin getting Chris Hansen in here to bust our asses.

GetTheTables · October 13

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

That's a fun sentence. I get it though, good to have whatever on hand. Now that I've started dabbling (very badly) in sprite art I've started building up a reference pile.

Also fuck yeah @FlyingVemade it. Good to hear you're doing alright.

RSG3 · October 13

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

Your family is closet brown. Come out the middle class closet, man.

My family is hillbilly red neck as fuck, you waaaaaaaay off point bro.

Edit: I didnt take offense or anything, I know it was a joke, this is just an observation I find funny and interesting about how cultures interact with eachother.

I find it funny and kind of interesting how often the "SRK" community complains about their experiences being erased from conversation or whatever, and then turn around and do the same shit to white people. "You're closet brown." Naw man. Im hella white. White people beat their kids, this isn't new or unheard of. Like how is this all that different from the kids at school telling Darc_Requiem hes not really black because he doesn't talk like his peers?

I had a friend about 15 years ago that this was a huge issue for, he was a nerdy black kid who loved to do Stop Motion Animation, and I would see this guy get tore up by his peers for not being "proper" black.

Edited October 13 by RSG3