The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[YourFavGrandpa]

1 minute ago, Scanman said:

I can no longer tell who people are since 50% of people changed their username from SRK.

 

I'm formerly MikeOHara on SRK, chose the new tag for something completely different.

[RSG3]

Congratulations DoctaMario. May it be long a fruitful!!!

[Scanman]

How do people get their gifs to be smaller than 1.95 megs for the avatar?

[Dayaan]

7 minutes ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

I'm formerly MikeOHara

Who wouldn't recognise the avatar of the oldest man in the FGC's prison system? Pertho was asking about you.

[YourFavGrandpa]

Just now, Scanman said:

How do people get their gifs to be smaller than 1.95 megs for the avatar?

Compressed to hell (which if compressed too much can harm the quality of the gif)

[Hecatom]

@DoctaMarioCongratulations on getting married.

[DangerousJ]

Who is Scanman on SRK1?

 

I'm drawing a blank.

[YourFavGrandpa]

2 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

Pertho was asking about you.

Let him know I'm fine, and I'm sorry about what happened to his moms. Losing a parent is always a rough situation all around.

[Hecatom]

14 minutes ago, Scanman said:

I can no longer tell who people are since 50% of people changed their username from SRK.

Tell me about it.

I dont even know who are you XD

[Sonero]

Just now, DangerousJ said:

Who is Scanman on SRK1?

 

He is also scanman. Went by another name before I abused my dirty mod powers to rename him.

 

Now he is a super villain who uploads pics of old lingerie catalogs to the internet.

[Hecatom]

Spoiler

 

 

https://mega.nz/file/A18XFSBS#JN8rL2QHKB4EM7fnVbbZK2fNpZAHBvwBKiB0y4GWVy0

 

Be aware that this is quite out of date, like a year of material is missing.

Gonna try to find it later

Edited October 13, 2020 by Hecatom

[Volt]

17 minutes ago, Scanman said:

How do people get their gifs to be smaller than 1.95 megs for the avatar?

I go to ezgif and resize it.

 

Depending on the size, just doing the square crop is enough.

[Dayaan]

7 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

https://mega.nz/file/A18XFSBS#JN8rL2QHKB4EM7fnVbbZK2fNpZAHBvwBKiB0y4GWVy0

 

Be aware that this is quite out of date, like a year of material is missing.

Gonna try to find it later

Almost downloaded on my school's computer. This close.

[GetTheTables]

If you're studying anatomy, may be something you can justify.

 

Speaking of SRK refugees, did FlyingVe ever make the jump? I can't always tell who made it with renaming and the fancy avs.

[rukawa_kaede]

9 hours ago, Chadouken said:

First page!

 

I've been waiting years to do that.

 

 

And holy shit that mountain lion! That's why I carry in the mountains.

The real story

the cougar wasn't trying to attack just scare him away from her cubs.

[Scanman]

42 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

He is also scanman. Went by another name before I abused my dirty mod powers to rename him.

 

Now he is a super villain who uploads pics of old lingerie catalogs to the internet.

How tf did you know about that?



@DangerousJ- former name is Twigster, but I've been using Scanman on literally every site besides SRK for about 9 years now.

Edited October 13, 2020 by Scanman

[Mattatsu]

11 minutes ago, GetTheTables said:

If you're studying anatomy, may be something you can justify.

 

Speaking of SRK refugees, did FlyingVe ever make the jump? I can't always tell who made it with renaming and the fancy avs.

I don't think so, he kinda disappeared. I never see him on PSN either. Hope he’s okay actually. I can’t recall if Volt tagged him or not. I don’t think Riley made it over either. I’ll go back to SRk and tag them.

[Darc_Requiem]

6 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

I don't think so, he kinda disappeared. I never see him on PSN either. Hope he’s okay actually. I can’t recall if Volt tagged him or not. I don’t think Riley made it over either. I’ll go back to SRk and tag them.

I can message Riey on Twitter. He's always posting dope art.

Edited October 13, 2020 by Darc_Requiem

[DangerousJ]

You've come a long way, 1987 Decepticon Targetmasters  (Triggerhappy, Misfire, and Slugslinger)

(The new versions in the front are the Japanese versons since they're both Headmasters and Targetmasters)

 

[Dayaan]

25 minutes ago, GetTheTables said:

If you're studying anatomy, may be something you can justify.

 

Speaking of SRK refugees, did FlyingVe ever make the jump? I can't always tell who made it with renaming and the fancy avs.

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

[KingTubb]

I swear to God, Spin, if I somehow go to jail or get put on an FBI list cause you're talking nasty shit underage, I'm gonna tell my mom and she's going to tell YOUR mom! 

[AriesWarlock]

5 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday. We wanted to have it outside but with the rain being what it was that was in doubt, but when my girl came walking out the isle, the clouds actually parted and the sun came out for a few minutes. Crazy shit! 

 

Now we're heading to St Thomas for a week and a half! 

Congratulations on your wedding! Hope you played some Gun 'n Roses' November Rain in the background 🤘

 

 

[Chadouken]

30 minutes ago, rukawa_kaede said:

the cougar wasn't trying to attack just scare him away from her cubs.

I thought that was pretty obvious from the kittens in the beginning of the video and the fact that the lion never fully attacked the dude. Still scary as fuck! I wouldn't want to be in that situation.

[M A R T I A N]

Sometimes we have mountain lions or deer just chilling in the middle of the road here. Some really crazy spots too, like 5 miles into the city and away from any kind of forests or vegetation. 

 

Colorado is wild. 

[FlyingVe]

48 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

I don't think so, he kinda disappeared. I never see him on PSN either. Hope he’s okay actually. I can’t recall if Volt tagged him or not. I don’t think Riley made it over either. I’ll go back to SRk and tag them.

I’m fine.

 

Thanks for tagging me on SRK btw.

 

i haven’t gone anywhere but the state of the world at the moment has me quite busy, so I haven’t really had any reason to post or really anything to say.

I’m not sure if I will be posting much (due to being very busy), but people are always welcome to @me.

 

i have been online plenty... but not on PlayStation. The ps4 isn’t really my primary machine and there hasn’t been anything on it I’ve wanted to play in som time. But if people wanna play feel free to message me.

 

In summary, I’m not dead.

 

Edit: Also, announcing Dan for SF5 is literally the least hype thing in The history of SF5.

Edited October 13, 2020 by FlyingVe

[Dayaan]

26 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

I swear to God, Spin, if I somehow go to jail or get put on an FBI list cause you're talking nasty shit underage, I'm gonna tell my mom and she's going to tell YOUR mom! 

I fear my mom more than the FBI. Fuckin' Western scum don't scare me at all. Come at me assholes.

[Mattatsu]

13 minutes ago, FlyingVe said:

I’m fine.

 

Thanks for tagging me on SRK btw.

 

i haven’t gone anywhere but the state of the world at the moment has me quite busy, so I haven’t really had any reason to post or really anything to say.

I’m not sure if I will be posting much (due to being very busy), but people are always welcome to @me.

 

i have been online plenty... but not on PlayStation. The ps4 isn’t really my primary machine and there hasn’t been anything on it I’ve wanted to play in som time. But if people wanna play feel free to message me.

 

In summary, I’m not dead.

 

Edit: Also, announcing Dan for SF5 is literally the least hype thing in The history of SFV.

Awesome. I’m happy to hear from you man. 
 

we still play 3S or ST on 30A from time to time (on PC or PS4). If you’re up for those matches, let me know and I can tag you whenever we’re starting a lounge.

[KingTubb]

5 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

I fear my mom more than the FBI

Homie, I know. The FBI would come for my ass. My mom gonna tell YOUR mom. You're gonna be the kid that gets beat over the phone when Ralphie rats on him 

[Dayaan]

1 minute ago, KingTubb said:

Homie, I know. The FBI would come for my ass. My mom gonna tell YOUR mom. You're gonna be the kid that gets beat over the phone when Ralphie rats on him 

That stuff is too scary man. I got knocked tf out by her once. No chill for being a moron in this house.

[FlyingVe]

7 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

Awesome. I’m happy to hear from you man. 
 

we still play 3S or ST on 30A from time to time (on PC or PS4). If you’re up for those matches, let me know and I can tag you whenever we’re starting a lounge.

Sure. People are always welcome to tag me for games.

[Mattatsu]

One thing I’m happy about is that my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

 

the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

Edited October 13, 2020 by Mattatsu

[RSG3]

What does being white have to do with it? White as rice over here and my mother used wooden cooking spoons and my dad used old reliable, the belt. 

[Dayaan]

 

1 minute ago, Mattatsu said:

One thing I’m happy about being white is my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

 

the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

This is the whitest shit I ever heard. If this post had a hex code, it would be #FFFFFF.

[Sonero]

11 minutes ago, Mattatsu said:

My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.

Were they raised by Looney Tunes?

 

 

What in the..?

Edited October 13, 2020 by Sonero

[Dayaan]

Just now, RSG3 said:

What does being white have to do with it? White as rice over here and my mother used wooden cooking spoons and my dad used old reliable, the belt. 

Your family is closet brown. Come out the middle class closet, man.

[Mattatsu]

Yeah, I removed the white bit, as I was generalizing when i shouldn’t have. My white friend across the street got belts and wooden spoons too.

 

Edited October 13, 2020 by Mattatsu

[iStu X]

I can count on one hand how many times I was spanked as a kid. My parents learned pretty quickly that taking things away from me was a much more effective form of punishment. 

Edited October 13, 2020 by iStu X

[Dayaan]

3 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I can count on one hand how many times I was spanked as a kid. My parents learned pretty quick taking my stuff away from me was much more effective. 

This is why I have only asked my parents for 3 things since 2011. I learned super early to never ask them for shit since it'll only be used as a bargaining tool. The only people on earth that negotiate with terrorists are terrorists.

[iStu X]

7 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

This is why I have only asked my parents for 3 things since 2011. I learned super early to never ask them for shit since it'll only be used as a bargaining tool. The only people on earth that negotiate with terrorists are terrorists.

I’m guessing you must be very young. I haven’t had to worry about that In close to 20 years lol. Once I starting earning my own money around 14 they didn’t really have the bargaining tool anymore. 
 

But what they did do was since my money was made through card game and video game tournaments their punishments for me became not being about to go to those events.  

Edited October 13, 2020 by iStu X

[scorp]

I got spanked by a belt for sure.. Many times.

But immigrants, what can you do.

[Dayaan]

8 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I’m guessing you must be very young.

Pretty, but don't get any ideas.

[YourFavGrandpa]

I was a terrible child, so I was spanked with everything from belts to wooden spoons to tree switches.

[scorp]

8 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

Pretty, but don't get any ideas.

Don't worry, Wiz isn't on this site.

[iStu X]

1 minute ago, odin said:

Don't worry, Wiz isn't on this site.

Man. I was about to reply with “don’t worry, I’m  all out of tokens” 

Edited October 13, 2020 by iStu X

[KingTubb]

Y'all thought I was kidding about spin getting Chris Hansen in here to bust our asses.

 

[GetTheTables]

 

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

That's a fun sentence. I get it though, good to have whatever on hand. Now that I've started dabbling (very badly) in sprite art I've started building up a reference pile.

 

Also fuck yeah @FlyingVemade it. Good to hear you're doing alright.

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, Dayaan said:

Your family is closet brown. Come out the middle class closet, man.

My family is hillbilly red neck as fuck, you waaaaaaaay off point bro. 

 

Edit: I didnt take offense or anything, I know it was a joke, this is just an observation I find funny and interesting about how cultures interact with eachother.

 

I find it funny and kind of interesting how often the "SRK" community complains about their experiences being erased from conversation or whatever, and then turn around and do the same shit to white people. "You're closet brown." Naw man. Im hella white. White people beat their kids, this isn't new or unheard of. Like how is this all that different from the kids at school telling Darc_Requiem hes not really black because he doesn't talk like his peers? 

 

I had a friend about 15 years ago that this was a huge issue for, he was a nerdy black kid who loved to do Stop Motion Animation, and I would see this guy get tore up by his peers for not being "proper" black. 

Edited October 13, 2020 by RSG3

[Sonero]

Darc_Requiem wrote a fantasy book just for his mom.

 

Its an action so white that his ancestors got Vitiligo.

 

I'm not dissing it. But mans left stereotypeville on the first train at dawn.

Edited October 13, 2020 by Sonero
Dont take this as a diss. Most I wrote was a poem.

[RSG3]

Loving your moms isnt a black or white thing. Its a human thing. 

Edited October 13, 2020 by RSG3

[Chadouken]

1 hour ago, YourFavGrandpa said:

I was a terrible child, so I was spanked with everything from belts to wooden spoons to tree switches.

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.