The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Deadly_Raver]

6 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Whenever someone writes "pansexual", I think of pan pizza.

Did somebody say..............."Pan"?
 

 

[Deadly_Raver]

Now THIS is a fight worth watching.  

 

 

My money is on the Demon Pimp.

[RSG3]

19 hours ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

Anyone in here still "wash" their chicken before cooking? It's something that I stopped doing around a decade ago. 

 

I was prepping dinner tonight and thought back to a conversation my mom and I had when I was making a meal for them one night.  Just wondering if this is still a thing. 

Absolutly not. I wash my bread tho. 

[HD-Man]

I generally soak my chicken in vinegar to clean it if time permits 

[Chadouken]

I wash my chicken in the shower after I choke it.

[DangerousJ]

Had anyone here ever visited the Grand Canyon?

 

If so, did you like it?

Is it mostly driving to get there or do you go on a donkey ?

[Darc_Requiem]

Just now, DangerousJ said:

Had anyone here ever visited the Grand Canyon?

 

If so, did you like it?

Is it mostly driving to get there or do you go on a donkey ?

Spreading Starscreams ashes Galvatron?

[Chadouken]

[JHDK]

2 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

Had anyone here ever visited the Grand Canyon?

 

If so, did you like it?

Is it mostly driving to get there or do you go on a donkey ?

No driving unless Sarandon or Davis.

 

No going on a donkey unless R. Kelly prematurely at a Mexican Quinceañera.

[axeman61]

Apparently, Youtuber EDP445 has been caught chatting with underage girls by a bootleg version of To Catch a Predator called Predator Poachers. Does anyone have any more knowledge on this? All I know is that basic log line and Daquan Witshire reading the chat logs (happening right now):

 

[JHDK]

43 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

You shaved?

[JHDK]

3 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Apparently, Youtuber EDP445 has been caught chatting with underage girls by a bootleg version of To Catch a Predator called Predator Poachers. Does anyone have any more knowledge on this? All I know is that basic log line and Daquan Witshire reading the chat logs (happening right now):

 

Who?

Spoiler

I was just being polite.

 

[Maxx]

Lmfaooo this passenger gave me her number hidden in the tip money. We barely said any words to eachother, except her complimenting my dreads. And I got a big ass face mask on.

[Faltimar the Dark]

Was she lookin' good?  You gonna call her up?  Boom Boom?

Edited April 20, 2021 by Faltimar the Dark

[Maxx]

6 minutes ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

Was she lookin' good?  You gonna call her up?  Boom Boom?

Questionable due to masks. She is either fat or thicc i couldn't tell due to night. I'm honestly too busy because of work to add a new hoe into the mix. I'm currently hooking up with my ex and she comes with a dog, condo, and Italian cooking skills. New pussy gotta top that for me to add someone to the schedule. 

[DrLariat]

Terminator Dark Fate pretty good

 

Now going to give this rambo last blood a try

[Maxx]

Pretty sure I just watched a dude die as Spiderman 

 

 

[JHDK]

4 hours ago, Maxx said:

Pretty sure I just watched a dude die as Spiderman 

 

 

Man... that wasn't even CLOSE, unless a hand-spring gone horribly awry.

 

Like, dude didn't even make it halfway before God and gravity decided to give plein-air a +10 to block all Arachnids AND Humanoids.

 

Remember, kids: Never drink a 5th before attempting acrobatics upon cement.

Edited April 20, 2021 by JHDK

[KingTubb]

5 hours ago, Maxx said:

I just watched a dude die as Spiderman 

You know it's really scary to a kid when none of them cry. 

 

Not a single kid was wailing, cause they knew spidey might be dead and you gotta stay quiet so the adults can figure this out

[JHDK]

12 minutes ago, KingTubb said:

You know it's really scary to a kid when none of them cry. 

 

Not a single kid was wailing, cause they knew spidey might be dead and you gotta stay quiet so the adults can figure this out

I just thought they were jaded, and inured, due to the interweb.

[Deadly_Raver]

6 hours ago, Maxx said:

Pretty sure I just watched a dude die as Spiderman 

 

 

damn.  My man went for the 360, but only got 160.  Not good enough spidey.  Not good enough by half.

[AriesWarlock]

Great pieces by Jay Anacleto

 

 

[DangerousJ]

@RSG3, havent you lived in Az for a while?

You havent seen the Grand Canyon either?

[TheInfernoman]

chauvin guilty...that's it...back to work I go

[HD-Man]

I hope Chauvin's cellmate is a big aggressive black dude who has a sexual attraction to other men 😂

[OPTIMUS124]

33 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

chauvin guilty...that's it...back to work I go

People don't realize how big 2nd degree is in a case like this. 

[PussyStuffer]

why isnt there a political thread btw? im ok with no bad police thread..but no political thread is no funsies

btw, funniest thing about that cop...is if he had actually listened to the people telling him to get off flod's neck.

not only would floyd be alive but his ass wouldnt be in jail right now. so that moment in the vid where he , chauvin, threatens to mace the crowd for trying to intervene...that much poignant.

cuz at that moment crowd wouldve saved him from going to jail, but he was like naw dude i demand anal rape in prison.

and not that gentle anal rape either. but american history x type cant sit down type rape

Edited April 20, 2021 by PussyStuffer

[PussyStuffer]

also in honor of 420 day. 

 

 

[DrLariat]

48 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I hope Chauvin's cellmate is a big aggressive black dude who has a sexual attraction to other men 😂

His cellmate will be another dirty cop

 

The clincher is they have chauvin for tax evasion so he in prison for a long time

 

My thing is you had 2 other cops compress floyd's lungs

 

Dude had 600lbs on him

[HD-Man]

1 minute ago, DrLariat said:

His cellmate will be another dirty cop

 

The clincher is they have chauvin for tax evasion so he in prison for a long time

 

My thing is you had 2 other cops compress floyd's lungs

 

Dude had 600lbs on him

I think the other cops court dates coming later in the year of I'm not mistaken. Some of them definitely bout to get got 

[OPTIMUS124]

28 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Some of them definitely bout to get got 

I think the opposite. 

 

Chauvin had to get got so they can go easy on the other 3. They'll get baby taps. 

[JHDK]

Everyone who said that Angel ought not be a mod:

 

You were right.

 

And I was wrong for defending him.

 

The piece of shit deleted my iCare profile image and replaced it with some weeb shit just to troll me.

 

I hadn't backed it up again, after my laptop crashed after putting it up in here.

 

Why would I?

 

It ought to have been safe as if it were stored.

 

Fuck that shit, and fuck him.

Edited April 20, 2021 by JHDK

[TheInfernoman]

1 hour ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

People don't realize how big 2nd degree is in a case like this. 

I am very aware of the situation and the severity but as you stated in a 2nd post:

 

3 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

I think the opposite. 

 

Chauvin had to get got so they can go easy on the other 3. They'll get baby taps. 

Chauvin is the sacrifice needed to calm peeps down while other cases are going to begin. That's how I now see it and you're right on your post.

 

The entirety of the incident trial and everything in between has been exhausting... 

[JHDK]

6 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

I am very aware of the situation and the severity but as you stated in a 2nd post:

 

Chauvin is the sacrifice needed to calm peeps down while other cases are going to begin. That's how I now see it and you're right on your post.

 

The entirety of the incident trial and everything in between has been exhausting... 

It ought not work.

 

Fuck that.

 

They ALL need to burn for what they did.

[iStu X]

2 hours ago, JHDK said:

 

Everyone who said that Angel ought not be a mod:

 

You were right.

 

The fact he is a mod here made me not want to join for the longest time. Him being a mod has almost made me leave several times. I’ve even went straight to Bee about him abusing his mod privileges. 
 

But the few people this forum has I genuinely enjoy talking to. I talk to almost everyone here on a daily basis. And I don’t want that to end. I just wish Angel wasn’t a mod due to aforementioned abuse of the privileges. Which he’s still doing. 

Edited April 21, 2021 by iStu X

[JHDK]

10 minutes ago, iStu X said:

The fact he is a mod here made me not want to join for the longest time. Him being a mod has almost made me leave several times. I’ve even went straight to Bee about him clearly abusing his mod privileges. 
 

But the few people this forum has I genuinely enjoy talking to. I talk to almost everyone here on a daily basis. And I don’t want that to end. I just wish Angel wasn’t a mod due to aforementioned abuse of the privileges. Which he’s still doing. 

I went to bee about it too.

 

He tried multiple times in the conversation to put the blame on ME, for what Angeo did.

 

Fuck that shit.

 

Hell - I screen-capped it, it pissed me off so much.

 

I thought better of misterBee.

 

 

Edited April 20, 2021 by JHDK

[JHDK]

Aria made me that lovely GIF a decade ago.

 

I am beyond pissed.

 

I'm wroth.

 

 

[misterBee]

7 minutes ago, JHDK said:

I went to bee about it too.

 

He tried multiple times in the conversation to put the blame on ME, for what Angeo did.

 

Fuck that shit.

 

Hell - I screen-capped it, it pissed me off so much.

 

I thought better of misterBee.

I am not trying to pin anything on you.

 

I'm sorry that this happened to you and that you're angry, but don't go taking it out on me.  I simply asked if you had posted it anywhere else before (so I could help you retrieve it), and was wondering why you didn't have  a local copy.  Neither of them are odd or strange things to ask.

 

I'm trying to help you and you're lashing out right now.

[JHDK]

9 minutes ago, misterBee said:

I am not trying to pin anything on you.

 

I'm sorry that this happened to you and that you're angry, but don't go taking it out on me.  I simply asked if you had posted it anywhere else before (so I could help you retrieve it), and was wondering why you didn't have  a local copy.  Neither of them are odd or strange things to ask.

 

I'm trying to help you and you're lshing out right now.

The wordng that it was "odd" that my back up was gone, and your asking me if I had been fighting with him, both made it seem a lot like you were blame shifting.

 

If you were not, then I apologize.

Edited April 20, 2021 by JHDK
Korean-Thumbnails on chalkboards.

[misterBee]

1 minute ago, JHDK said:

Thecword8ng that 8t was "odd" that my back up was gone, and your asking me if I had been fighting with him, both made it seem a lot like you were blame shifting.

 

It you were not, then I apologize.

I asked that because it's good to know the circumstances (if any) behind any event that occurs.

 

I'll let you know if I find a solution to your problem.

[RSG3]

8 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

@RSG3, havent you lived in Az for a while?

You havent seen the Grand Canyon either?

I'm way south AZ. Tucson. I've apparently been when I was a toddler, like 2 or something. That's what my parents tell me. I tell people o ve never been because I don't remember it. My little brother has been and says it blew his mind so if I don't remember then I haven't been imo lol. 

 

 

[Chadouken]

[misterBee]

Some important news:

 

 

[Deadly_Raver]

3 hours ago, PussyStuffer said:

why isnt there a political thread btw?

There is.  It's on the old SRK.

MisterBee has expressly forbidden that the subject be brought to Megashock.  Many people, myself included, proved why he was right to do so.  

 

You want a subject to talk about?  I got something for ya...................

 

 

 

Party time or time to go?

[Deadly_Raver]

My brothers and sisters of Megashock, please help cure me of my apparent ignorance.


 

At what point did they start using takedowns in Formula 1?!?!?

Edited April 21, 2021 by Deadly_Raver

[iStu X]

1 hour ago, misterBee said:

Some important news:

 

 

🙋‍♂️ 

 

I offer myself as tribute. 

Edited April 21, 2021 by iStu X

[AriesWarlock]

@Soneroa position opened up!

[Reiraku]

On 4/19/2021 at 5:04 PM, DangerousJ said:

Had anyone here ever visited the Grand Canyon?

 

If so, did you like it?

Is it mostly driving to get there or do you go on a donkey ?

I've been there before. Stick to the north rim (Utah side), it's much more scenic. Lots of forestry and nice camping. South rim looks like a Road Runner cartoon. Angel Window and Angel Peak are fun to visit, just be good with heights. Didn't take a donkey into the canyon itself, just driving and camping.

[AriesWarlock]

 

funny commentary

Edited April 21, 2021 by AriesWarlock

[Faltimar the Dark]

My lady went to the Grand Canyon.  She said lot of driving then all of the sudden there it is.  Lots of hiking and donkey riding.  Lots of standing around lookin' at shit.  North Rim.

Edited April 21, 2021 by Faltimar the Dark