The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[TheInfernoman]

Think about it Thursday:

 

 

[Reticently]

1 minute ago, BB_Hoody said:

Like a woman likes seeing a well built man

There's way less consensus in what women seem to consider "well built".

 

But yeah, if they see something they like they'll still objectify it internally the way men do.

[Hecatom]

9 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Makes me wonder. Does the average woman sexualize us in the same manner we sexualize them in our heads? Like they actually like seeing a dude from the back like that among other things?

 

 

Humans are sexual creatures, finding the opposite sex (and some the same sex) is something that everyone does.

Of course, how much it depends from person to person and what they find attractive.

[BB_Hoody]

1 minute ago, Hecatom said:

 

Humans are sexual creatures, finding the opposite sex (and some the same sex) is something that everyone does.

Of course, how much it depends from person to person and what they find attractive.

Ok so you wouldn't say that's average, That's just what Jane likes. Makes sense

[Faltimar the Dark]

Hells yeah bitches like that shit.

[OPTIMUS124]

1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

the comments are funny

 

 

IT WILL BE HAUNTING!!!

 

 

 

[Hecatom]

29 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Ok so you wouldn't say that's average, That's just what Jane likes. Makes sense

From my experience, women do find the behind of men attractive, but the thing is that men don't usually wear stuff that accentuates it outside specific scenarios.

[Darc_Requiem]

12 hours ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

I saw part 1 (Siege) and lost interest entirely. The show didn't really bring in new fans, it just kept the old ones with the standard tropes. The voice acting/direction  was abhorrent. 

 

Why . . . does everyone . . . talk. . . like . . . they're done . . . running . . .a  countryyyyy  mile. 

 

As a side, I don't need Peter Cullen to do Prime's voice. David Kaye (Beast Wars Megatron) was the voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers Animated. Trying to sound just like Cullen makes it glaringly apparent that he is the one true Prime. I will give credit though. Jason Marnocha is a really good replacement for Welker's Megatron. I don't count him as a good thing for the show since he was first shown in Prime Wars. That show was COMPLETE ASS, but his voicework for Megatron was great. 

 

 

I honestly hope WFC doesn't tarnish his chances of staying in the role. 

So I guess you won't be ordering a Simptimus Prime action figure?

[IcyBlackDeep]

4 hours ago, Psychoblue said:

Kitzrow is probably my biggest inspiration as a commentator, he's why I wanted to be a sportscaster when I grew up.  

 

His part is like a 2 minute segment, but have you seen Insert Coin?

 

[Deadly_Raver]

52 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

So I guess you won't be ordering a Simptimus Prime action figure?

what? CosMos is getting another action figure?

[OPTIMUS124]

3 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

So I guess you won't be ordering a Simptimus Prime action figure?

 

I have both the Seige and Earthrise figures 🤣

[AriesWarlock]

This joke is new to me. It's a dad's joke, maybe @Chadouken will like it.

 

How does Moses makes his coffee?

HEBREWS IT

 

 

[BB_Hoody]

57 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

This joke is new to me. It's a dad's joke, maybe @Chadouken will like it.

 

How does Moses makes his coffee?

HEBREWS IT

 

 

Take my like and get out. 🤣

[Hecatom]

[iStu X]

Already looking for a new job. This place fucking sucks. 

Edited August 12, 2021 by iStu X

[Chadouken]

Gonna try my first brisket tonight, doing an overnight smoke on the Weber Smokey Mountain. Hope I don't fuck it up! 😂

[MillionX]

ah, this channel did a great "quick summary" vid of the origin story of the TVD/Originals vampires...

When those shows were still on the air and new....it was good times each week, man...nothing quite like ordering a pizza or stopping by a place after work to pick one up on the night of a new episode, making a whole "event" out of that shit.  I'm still forever thankful that these shows didn't debut in present-day CW, since there would obviously be a different focus for the show-runners instead of just making a "cool supernatural show".  They'd probably focus on making sure certain agendas are front and center, and various things some pitifully soft types out there would view as  "problematic"  would never have happened.  CW from the beginning to 2009-ish when TVD started was definitely a much better network, imo.

 

heh, the first CW shows I remember watching was back when it was "The WB"--- Popular, Supernatural and Smallville, even though Smallville was kinda lame in the beginning, it got much better later on....ha, a lot of people probably forgot about "Popular" by now but that show was LOADED with fine ass.  Carly Pope was the main one...and some blondie that played a character named "Nikki Julian"; she was hot too...and also "Mary Cherry"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202748/ 

Leslie Bibb was on there too...and another fine one by the name of Tamara Mello.  

[PussyStuffer]

 

tbh needs salsa

Edited August 13, 2021 by PussyStuffer

[Hecatom]

[Deadly_Raver]

4 hours ago, iStu X said:

Already looking for a new job. This place fucking sucks. 

dude.  First day?  Did some poor bastard throw up in the change drawer?  

 

 

...........I'm asking for scientific reasons.

[DangerousJ]

Red Alert:  Inferno, what happened to BROS BEFORE HOES?

Inferno: Shouldn't you be hanging with ya boy Starscream? NIGGA YOU GAY!

Red Alert: I have to report Inferno for spreading conspiracy theories!

Firestar: DAT Nigga  so far in the closet he's sucking Tyler Perry's dick

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

[Sonichuman]

I'm just now hearing that some lady felt that she needed to express to her neighbor how much she did not like her Tigger flag

Like...What in the actual????  Can't even chill in the house lol.

[OPTIMUS124]

2 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

I'm just now hearing that some lady felt that she needed to express to her neighbor how much she did not like her Tigger flag

Like...What in the actual????  Can't even chill in the house lol.

This bish had the audacity to follow "there are rules" with "it's called, Williams. . . somethin' or another", 

 

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

[Reiraku]

4 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

 

I like how the one lady had the courtesy to not get in the way of the camera.

[DangerousJ]

VGM Fridays:

 

If I had a booty, I would shake it to this song

 

 

If Chun-Li had a dick, this would be her theme.

 

 

[DangerousJ]

Hasbro is doing a Fan Friday TF reveal today.

 

Studio Series '86  Perceptor   ($20) (Deluxe)

 

 

[DangerousJ]

This was leaked a few days ago in an unofficial capacity.

 

Kingdom  Pipes ($20)  (Deluxe)  

 

 

[DangerousJ]

Coronation Starscream   ($50)

 

This is basically Earthrise Starscream, but with opening hands.

He now comes with separate parts including:  Crown, shoulder pads, cape, and a throne

 

 

Edited August 13, 2021 by DangerousJ

[DangerousJ]

 

 

[DarkSakul]

DnD Beyond got a sale going on right now. 

[Chadouken]

Is Modern Family any good? Looking for a new sitcom to watch during dinner time.

[RSG3]

Modern Family was pretty fun  for the the 4 or so seasons I watched. 

[iStu X]

Had a doctors appointment today. 
 

the good 

 

my A1C (average blood sugar level) kinda got out of control in may due to my own negligence. which is one of the reasons I started dieting as hard as I have been. Thankfully  I’ve lowered my average A1C by over half over three months. 
 

blood pressure is good (it always is) 

I’ve lost 17 pounds since I visited him beginning of July. 
 

the bad: 

At work (and only at work) I’ve been having really bad chest pains after a few hours of working. The doctor isn’t sure why but as a heart patient this is obviously bad.
 

He thinks it may be anxiety but he also wants to make sure my heart isn’t damaged or going through some sort of distress. So he scheduling a stress test in the near future to see what’s up. 
 

 

Edited August 13, 2021 by iStu X

[Deadly_Raver]

 

I'm gonna start a gofundme for a time machine so that I can go back to the 80s.  Maybe if I change enough things we'll get the flying cars and cures to deadly diseases on the second run through.

[Sonero]

Attention Citizens of GD:

 

 

One of your denizens crossed over to the SF5 Lounge to make fun of Puerto Ricans and talk about how my parents are dead.  These actions were not taken kindly. Please remind your local street shitter where he can take his bullshit to:

 

 

 

Thank you.

[misterBee]

AND NOW THE FIGHT IS OVER. 

 

 

Both of you are going to take this elsewhere.  If you want to have a grudge match or something let me know -- I'll stream it for everyone.  Otherwise you will have to take your duel somewhere else.

 

@DangerousJyou at least owe an apology for a particular comment you made.  You know the one.

 

[Maxx]

Lmfao tinder is great I matched up. With some divorcee Brazilian with an ass so fat I think she's gotta be a bot 🤣

[Chadouken]

Why you guys gotta beef tho? Both of y'all are really chill and likeable posters as far as I'm concerned. I wish Pertho posted here more.

[Faltimar the Dark]

Man children.

[Maxx]

Stop arguing you bitches. I'm tryin to talk about divorced Brazilians with fat asses and how fast she's bout to have another kid 

[DangerousJ]

You've come a long way, Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime....

 

VIDEO EDITION!

 

 

[iStu X]

8 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Stop arguing you bitches. I'm tryin to talk about divorced Brazilians with fat asses and how fast she's bout to have another kid 

 

[misterBee]

I have deleted this bickering.

 

@DangerousJ @SoneroI am making it clear that from now on BOTH of you are not going to make race-related jokes/remarks.  Period.  

 

However that ONE comment that DJ made is way worse than some dumb race-related shit.  It was personal.  You don't have to make out with him -- just say sorry and that'll be that.

 

[Lantis]

5 minutes ago, iStu X said:

 

[Chadouken]

5 minutes ago, misterBee said:

I am making it clear that from now on BOTH of you are not going to make race-related jokes/remarks.  Period.  

What about the rest of us?

Can we still tell jokes? 👀

[Lantis]

What I wanna know is why I'm back to user lvl. 1?  That is some BULLLLLL shieeeeeet

 

Or does someone max out at level 10 around here?

[misterBee]

3 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

What about the rest of us?

Can we still tell jokes? 👀

Make them at your peril.  I don't need to be waking up to random race wars on my Fridays.

 

Also keep in mind that racism IS against our site rules.

 

[misterBee]

Just now, Lantis said:

What I wanna know is why I'm back to user lvl. 1?  That is some BULLLLLL shieeeeeet

 

Or does someone max out at level 10 around here?

There is a new ranking/achievement in place, and having ranks reset was an unfortunate consequence.