The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 2.0

[DarkSakul]

Just challenge them to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker (a.k.a. 41st Millennium Yu-Gi-Oh!)  and banish them to to Ultramar. 

[DrLariat]

4 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

Nobody ever calls Phantom Miria, who could find some way to make Stalin murdering millions sound like a good thing, a troll.

 

I don't agree with everything AlexTheKing says, but it's hilariously ironic that the only people y'all call trolls in that thread are the people you disagree with. 

"She" seems whatever. Matriarch got butthurt because people did not agree with her bullshit

 

She was allegedly not trolling

 

Starharmmer claims to shitpost for the salt and ends up getting butthurt when everybody shits on his tim pool and infowars bullshit

 

Alextheking not a troll

 

If that guy wants to shitpost and no mods. I gave him nude trump 

[DarkSakul]

1 minute ago, DrLariat said:

Matriarch got butthurt because people did not agree with her bullshit

She has a "PhD in Psychology" (her words not mine) , if she really that smart she can get over it.
Failhammer can kick rocks.
Alex is a potato. 

If it was me I would shut down the thread and ban the topic elsewhere on the message boards.
Or if it keeps the topic to one thread, shut it down for a few days Open a New one with some hardset ground rules 
Break them and face the ban hammer. 

[DrLariat]

6 hours ago, odin said:

lol Man that politics thread is just full of toxicity from that one dude.

 

Literally drowning in toxicity.

This order

This order 

This orrrrr orr deerrrrrrr

 

[TheInfernoman]

1 hour ago, Scanman said:

Cisco is way ahead of you, unless you are also Cisco which I doubt.

Also I'm suprised that dude showed up again, he was on SRK -super- early on. One of the great trolls along with Serp (who is also on this site I think).

Nope I never had an alt there. Just watching the crumbling continue

[DrLariat]

57 minutes ago, KimuraLOX said:

Dudes is really exchanging dialogue with someone named peepeepoopoo in that elections thread. Shit almost feels poetic😭

I engaged him in his language 

[scorp]

9 minutes ago, DrLariat said:

This order

This order 

This orrrrr orr deerrrrrrr

 

I forgot about the presidential dinner 

[Disciple0fAnrky]

Ya'll really need to leave all that goofy shit on the old site.   

 

Gotta be better things to discuss than the mental failings of web weirdos

[iStu X]

Finally found a solution to a certain someone’s problem

 

 

[Disciple0fAnrky]

[Sonero]

15 minutes ago, Angel said:

Ya'll really need to leave all that goofy shit on the old site.   

 

Seriously, take to a discord or something.

 

This here is for clean living.

 

😤

[Deadly_Raver]

On 10/15/2020 at 7:22 PM, Sonero said:

Magneto can control the blood of people because of the iron content.

 

Mans is past fancy telekinesis at this point.

I had missed this the first time around.  Yeah, Magneto was a blood-bender long before Avatar.

[Sonero]

Magneto beats other old mutants because he can mess with their pacemakers and hip replacements.

 

Magneto f--ing up elective joint replacements all over the place for free.

 

😤

[Darc_Requiem]

3 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Magneto beats other old mutants because he can mess with their pacemakers and hip replacements.

 

Magneto f--ing up elective joint replacements all over the place for free.

 

😤

So basically. Magneto against our forum posters is a 10-0 matchup.

[Deadly_Raver]

On 10/14/2020 at 10:20 PM, misterBee said:

@beesuit

 

Everyone sees the part where I ask for breasts but nobody sees the bit where I say you gotta draw 'em.

 

You guys got no chill.  Tunnel vision.  👀

I got you.

 

 

Off topic, but I notice she's wearing a mega shock T-Shirt.  Are we gonna get those or are you playing favorites?

[Deadly_Raver]

1 hour ago, DrLariat said:

"She" seems whatever. Matriarch got butthurt because people did not agree with her bullshit

 

She was allegedly not trolling

 

Starharmmer claims to shitpost for the salt and ends up getting butthurt when everybody shits on his tim pool and infowars bullshit

 

Alextheking not a troll

 

If that guy wants to shitpost and no mods. I gave him nude trump 

 

Leave that bullshit over there.

[misterBee]

3 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

I got you.

 

Off topic, but I notice she's wearing a mega shock T-Shirt.  Are we gonna get those or are you playing favorites?

Nice.

 

I'm tired and lazy but I'll do t-shirts soon.  Merch isn't a huge priority because my margins are so small -- I don't really make any money from them.  They're pretty much just for you guys to rep the site/get designs you like.

[Deadly_Raver]

2 minutes ago, misterBee said:

Nice.

 

I'm tired and lazy but I'll do t-shirts soon.  Merch isn't a huge priority because my margins are so small -- I don't really make any money from them.  They're pretty much just for you guys to rep the site/get designs you like.

If you have any ideas you want drawn out, I'm willing to do some work.  Probably won't charge for it, just put my name out there if people want to know.

[Reiraku]

14 hours ago, MillionX said:

yeah that's always my "cheat" answer to the superpower question, when people don't impose certain limits.  I still have an issue of Wizard magazine where they ranked the most powerful superheroes---a top 10.... they had Silver Surfer at #1.  They had good explanations for each character in there... with Power Cosmic, the real question is what could you *not* do with it?  Nearly anything is possible with even a fraction of that ridiculous power....heh, it's awesome.  

 

 

I had that issue. They had Thor at #2, Superman at 3. I think Professor X was ranked 8.

[scorp]

6 minutes ago, Reiraku said:

I had that issue. They had Thor at #2, Superman at 3. I think Professor X was ranked 8.

Thor at 2 definitely makes sense. 

Hulk should be up there too. Especially at WWH rage.

[Disciple0fAnrky]

Isn't a Hulk a conduit for channeling the power of the One below All? 

 

So many op af marvel characters that can casually merk most forms of Superman and ppl think he is still hot shit because of a few goofy/one off versions of him and Thought Robot even though its a fucking mech powered by both him AND Ultraman. 

 

Edit:  That being said, DC itself wanks Clark's importance.   Making him a Gary Stu that is intergral to the metaverse is almost as cringe as batman keeping joker alive when EVEN Harley quinn agrees that he should be put down.

[Reiraku]

When that issue came out, WWH wasn't even a thing. This was mid-early 90's at the time. I think Firelord was at 9, the Flash at 7 or 6. I might be able to find that issue again

[AriesWarlock]

1 hour ago, DrLariat said:

This order

This order 

This orrrrr orr deerrrrrrr

 

reminds me of when he used to do pizza commercials

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Reiraku]

Here it is

10. Hulk
9. Firestorm
8. Prof. X
7. Spawn
6. Dr. Strange
5. Flash
4. Wonder Woman
3. Superman
2. Thor
1. Silver Surfer

[DrLariat]

50 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

So basically. Magneto against our forum posters is a 10-0 matchup.

Imagine if you have fillings

[hanzohattori12]

 

[DrLariat]

49 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

 

Leave that bullshit over there.

So is deadly raver an old ass 45 year old in fishnet gloves and eye liner with goggles and ankh necklace 

 

Man your butt hurt

 

Make that butt work

 

Edited October 17, 2020 by DrLariat

[misterBee]

2 hours ago, DrLariat said:

This order

This order 

This orrrrr orr deerrrrrrr

Have you seen my desktop wallpaper?

 

[DangerousJ]

Oh shit. I' almost rolled out of bed reading Angelpalm's eharmony post.

 

This site is truly the rebirth of srk.

[Chadouken]

Long day in the field chasing missiles today so I missed out on a lot of stuff here and there.  I think it's best for everyone's sanity to leave what happens in the SRK Election thread over there.  This place is a breath of fresh air and I'd like to keep good relationships with everyone here, regardless of their political preferences.  We don't need AOC with a dick in her mouth over here. SRK is on fire. It's sad but it's what it is.  I'd rather not have that toxicity spill over to our new home.

[MillionX]

ah, I knew it... I kept hearing people reference Rebel Wilson's weight loss so I've taken a look at some pictures...I knew there was interesting potential with that one.  I'll need to review more pics and vids.  Yep I'd absolutely pounce.

[Disciple0fAnrky]

Lord ya'll just can't help yourselves huh?

Anyways, who wins?   MCU Avengers with the help of DCEU Justice League vs every anime Student Council ever?  

Spoiler

 

 

                                                                                                                                VS

 

 

 

 

[misterBee]

3 minutes ago, Angel said:

Anyways, who wins?   MCU Avengers with the help of DCEU Justice League vs every anime Student Council ever?  

 

Kill la Kill student council got the anime Looney Tunes physics.  They can beat the Justice League.  Other student councils are weak and will be liquified by Superman.

 

[Disciple0fAnrky]

Damn, superman just out here murdering children now? 

[rukawa_kaede]

5 hours ago, Scanman said:

Cisco is way ahead of you, unless you are also Cisco which I doubt.

Also I'm suprised that dude showed up again, he was on SRK -super- early on. One of the great trolls along with Serp (who is also on this site I think).

I don't think Serp has made an account here yet but he still around on discord. He said a while ago he was thinking in making an apology thread on SRK for all the trolling he did or something

[Maxx]

2 hours ago, hanzohattori12 said:

 

Fire 🔥🔥🔥

[Disciple0fAnrky]

Actually since I said dceu supes then I guess that is believable,  he was a petty shitbag that didn't give two fucks about collateral damage and innocent bystanders.    Still laughing at what he did to buddies truck til this day......PETTY

 

Too bad Medaka uses all fiction on the sun and saps him of his strength

[beesuit]

2 hours ago, misterBee said:

 

Kill la Kill student council got the anime Looney Tunes physics.  They can beat the Justice League.  Other student councils are weak and will be liquified by Superman.

 

 

[DrLariat]

2 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Long day in the field chasing missiles today so I missed out on a lot of stuff here and there.  I think it's best for everyone's sanity to leave what happens in the SRK Election thread over there.  This place is a breath of fresh air and I'd like to keep good relationships with everyone here, regardless of their political preferences.  We don't need AOC with a dick in her mouth over here. SRK is on fire. It's sad but it's what it is.  I'd rather not have that toxicity spill over to our new home.

I like this more wholesome pg era

 

Baby won't sleep watching lion king 1/2 again

[Scanman]

5 hours ago, rukawa_kaede said:

I don't think Serp has made an account here yet but he still around on discord. He said a while ago he was thinking in making an apology thread on SRK for all the trolling he did or something

I thought Zio Serp was Serpent. But whatevs. Yeah I see him on the Dreamcancel discord occasionally.

[Reticently]

7 hours ago, DrLariat said:

Imagine if you have fillings

Fillings are non-magnetic, or almost no one could get an MRI.

[DoctaMario]

10 hours ago, odin said:

Nah I don’t think Alex is a troll. He’s fine. 
I meant that peepeepoopoo guy. 

I have a feeling one of those alts was Mayhem King. Can't prove it, but wouldn't be surprised. 

[Maxx]

2 hours ago, Reticently said:

Fillings are non-magnetic, or almost no one could get an MRI.

Magnetos powers are against metal not just magnetic things. 

[Deadly_Raver]

1 hour ago, DoctaMario said:

I have a feeling one of those alts was Mayhem King. Can't prove it, but wouldn't be surprised. 

peepee is almost certainly Pedo.  Hotpotato might be Mayhem.

 

Considering that horrific Trump picture lariat put in here, I'll wash your eyes out with a better booty.  Observe. 

 

 

three things for the FYI crowd:

one:  Imgur uploads your stuff dum quick.  I hit upload, jumped to here, boom. ready to go.

 

two:  I started on this actual picture way back when I was still in the Navy, but didn't finish and upload it until many years later.  I don't remember why I only colored the pants anymore, but there was a good reason at the time.

 

Three:  I've drawn way more booty than boobs.  Like, seriously.  There's a bunch of butt over here and I'm just now noticing it.

[DrLariat]

Who has jacked it to cartooons.

 

Who got funny feelings for the cadillac cat girl and gadget 

 

I remember as a kid i found my cousin's porn stash and it was all hentai

Edited October 17, 2020 by DrLariat

[Darc_Requiem]

1 minute ago, DrLariat said:

Who has jacked it to cartooons.

 

Who got funny feelings for the cadillac cat girl and gadget 

 

I remember as a kid i found my cousin's porn stash and it was all hentai

 

"Calm down Zatacon..."

[Sonero]

18 minutes ago, DrLariat said:

 

Who got funny feelings for the cadillac cat girl and gadget 

 

@Angel Is this how MegaShock is gonna roll?

 

😾

[DrLariat]

I preferred Ashley to hillary

 

Nia Long was fire

 

I also got a big thing for Regina King

 

Lisa>leah remini>kelly>jessie

Edited October 17, 2020 by DrLariat

[scorp]

You guys remember the mid 90s Marvel Metal cards?
I always saw them in ads as a kid and thought they were the coolest thing.

Never bought any though, since I was poor lol Only had regular Marvel series cards. (which I also rebought 7 years ago to have a NM collection)

 

But about 5 years ago, I went out and tried to complete the Marvel Metal set.

Including the binder, promotional case toppers, uncut promo cards, poster and the giant Overpower cards from Wizards magazine.

 

Only thing I got left is the flasher parallel set, which I should have bought a few years ago, but I think I'll get to it eventually.

 

 

[AriesWarlock]